Fabio Reu
@ogreland.bsky.social
Don't buy shit Christmas.
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Don't buy shit Christmas.
I just found out that a drug dealer from a prior life, who was always a decent sort, died 2 days ago. One of the most astounding things is the absolute outpouring of love I'm seeing for this guy. Like I said he was a decent person but I had no idea how beloved he was.
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I just found out that a drug dealer from a prior life, who was always a decent sort, died 2 days ago. One of the most astounding things is the absolute outpouring of love I'm seeing for this guy. Like I said he was a decent person but I had no idea how beloved he was.
For Christmas I want to be drugged unconscious in a bar, wake up in a cinder block room handcuffed to Stephen Miller, with a note scrawled on the wall saying "Only one of you can leave."
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
For Christmas I want to be drugged unconscious in a bar, wake up in a cinder block room handcuffed to Stephen Miller, with a note scrawled on the wall saying "Only one of you can leave."
The economic blackout, as far as I'm concerned, does not apply to small local businesses and artisans.
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The economic blackout, as far as I'm concerned, does not apply to small local businesses and artisans.
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While searching for gravy boats I found this commemorative Andrew and Fergie cup that I picked up at an estate sale over 10 years ago. Safe to say it's absolutely worthless now isn't it?
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
While searching for gravy boats I found this commemorative Andrew and Fergie cup that I picked up at an estate sale over 10 years ago. Safe to say it's absolutely worthless now isn't it?
The National Guard shooting was not a false flag but this administration will use it as if it was. Put hundreds of armed soldiers on the street and eventually somebody will take a shot at them. They've already planned for this.
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The National Guard shooting was not a false flag but this administration will use it as if it was. Put hundreds of armed soldiers on the street and eventually somebody will take a shot at them. They've already planned for this.
A pound of Limburger. I am thankful.
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A pound of Limburger. I am thankful.
Me, sounding like a scalded cat gargling gravel: "YOU ARE THE CANYON THAT RECEIVES MY HARVEST!"
My wife: "GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. SLEEP IN YOUR FUCKING CAR. FOREVER."
My wife: "GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. SLEEP IN YOUR FUCKING CAR. FOREVER."
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Me, sounding like a scalded cat gargling gravel: "YOU ARE THE CANYON THAT RECEIVES MY HARVEST!"
My wife: "GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. SLEEP IN YOUR FUCKING CAR. FOREVER."
My wife: "GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. SLEEP IN YOUR FUCKING CAR. FOREVER."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think most women like being referred to as a "canyon". No more than a guy would like to be called a toothpick.
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think most women like being referred to as a "canyon". No more than a guy would like to be called a toothpick.
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goodnight, sickos
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 AM
goodnight, sickos
The face you make while scrolling through blue sky and stumbling upon news of RFK jrs felching habits.
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The face you make while scrolling through blue sky and stumbling upon news of RFK jrs felching habits.
The felcher wants you to know that vaccines are bad for you.
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The felcher wants you to know that vaccines are bad for you.
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OLIVIA NUZZI: I wish I was famous for fucking a walking corpse.
MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.
OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.
OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
OLIVIA NUZZI: I wish I was famous for fucking a walking corpse.
MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.
OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.
OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
In 2026 and 2028 Republicans are going to lean into the Muslims as boogiemen. I can tell because the maga idiots in the office are already becoming exponentially more islamophobic. To be clear, as an atheist, I despise all religion. But I also despise bigotry.
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
In 2026 and 2028 Republicans are going to lean into the Muslims as boogiemen. I can tell because the maga idiots in the office are already becoming exponentially more islamophobic. To be clear, as an atheist, I despise all religion. But I also despise bigotry.
I live near an area where hundreds of Latinos meet once a week. It seems like it would be a target for ice. Is anyone have any suggestions who to contact and what can be done to protect these people? I don't know if they'll be turning out this weekend. #nolasky #ice #nolaresistance
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I live near an area where hundreds of Latinos meet once a week. It seems like it would be a target for ice. Is anyone have any suggestions who to contact and what can be done to protect these people? I don't know if they'll be turning out this weekend. #nolasky #ice #nolaresistance
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The overwhelming weight of scientific evidence says that vaccines do NOT cause autism. The link has been studied many many times. Here is just a taste of the mountains of peer-reviewed evidence:
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November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The overwhelming weight of scientific evidence says that vaccines do NOT cause autism. The link has been studied many many times. Here is just a taste of the mountains of peer-reviewed evidence:
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Don't agree that Christmas carols are shit and should not be played outside the month of december, if at all?
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Don't agree that Christmas carols are shit and should not be played outside the month of december, if at all?
A story about aging: in 1988 I saw Red Hot chili peppers in a small club on a friends invite. The original guitarist was alive and they hadn't invented Lollapalooza yet. I had fun but found the music mediocre. Within 10 years I had grown to hate the band. Today, I will stab you for playing them.
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
A story about aging: in 1988 I saw Red Hot chili peppers in a small club on a friends invite. The original guitarist was alive and they hadn't invented Lollapalooza yet. I had fun but found the music mediocre. Within 10 years I had grown to hate the band. Today, I will stab you for playing them.
I wish I could say I'm going to boycott Starbucks, but I probably buy one coffee there every 3 or 4 years, and only when there's absolutely nothing else available. I don't buy silly coffee. Just give me my local large black iced and Starbucks can fuck off.
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I wish I could say I'm going to boycott Starbucks, but I probably buy one coffee there every 3 or 4 years, and only when there's absolutely nothing else available. I don't buy silly coffee. Just give me my local large black iced and Starbucks can fuck off.
Buy local
Let's show these big businesses what's worth fighting for!! Vote with your money and support local businesses over corporations for the holidays.
Blackout the system. ⚫️
We ain’t buying it. 🚫
This year—spend time, not money. 🥰
We ain’t buying it. 🚫
This year—spend time, not money. 🥰
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Buy local
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