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Marc

@ohhaimarc.bsky.social

240 followers 200 following 160 posts

I tell stories and laugh at my own jokes.

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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · Jun 4

So my birthday is coming up soon. I'm a large btw.

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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 1d

I find the wish fulfillment aspect of the current smut books to be far more pornographic than the sex

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 4d

Hey @jusy0live.bsky.social - the back of your head is ridiculous

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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 5d

Yo, give my girl a follow. We got stretch goals to unlock.

🖤LilacVA🖤 @lilacinthespring.bsky.social · 5d

Okay, if I get to 800, I'll post hole🙂‍↕️

Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 5d

I'm always watching

a white door with a spray bottle next to it in a bathroom .

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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 7d

Unironically, this song goes so hard. Gets me hyped in the gym.

Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 8d

Ay shout out to that time I met Mr Met at a club in Queens.

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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 9d

a wrestler wearing sunglasses and a black tank top with the word wwe on it

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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 9d

Came home from work the other day to @jusy0live.bsky.social setting up her goon station.

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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 10d

My brother sent me this with the text "some things make me think of you"

I'm proud to have earned this reputation

Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 10d

Ooh a sexy Spark lewd! 😍💜

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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 21d

Ayy we out here fam!

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 22d

Today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day.

Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 22d

its literally the perfect gif

Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 22d

Imma walk on over to that fine ass looking like...

a man wearing a white tank top and blue pants has a belt with tools on it that says ' a ' on it

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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 22d

There ain't no way we will be able to get through it without laughing - but I'm in it for science.

Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 26d

Me "I'm not over how sexy the bartender was when she sang heart of glass"

Liv "I want her to take a shot of vodka and spit it in my face."

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AshleyRoboto 🌻 @ashleyroboto.com · 27d

What if I just punched myself directly in the fucking brain instead.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 27d

Google is now going to put posts from Twitter (X) and Instagram in the Discover feed

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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 27d

I think @jusy0live.bsky.social and I can help.

Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 28d

a black background with the words " you wanna me you " and a kissing face

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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 28d

💜💜

Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 28d

a woman is sitting at a desk in an office saying `` me i 'll do it ! ''

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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · Sep 13

a close up of a woman 's face with the word swifter pics visible

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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · Sep 12

Can confirm, @grogusea.bsky.social it's delightful 🥰😋

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · Sep 10

loot drop!

KTLA 5 @ktla.com · Sep 9

Dozens of cargo containers spill into Port of Long Beach

A chaotic scene unfolded at the Port of Long Beach on Tuesday morning after dozens of containers fell off a cargo ship. It’s unclear how the containers fell off the barge, though one stack of…

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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · Aug 31

At party with family and friends.

A bug lands on my hand.

@jusy0live.bsky.social : "kill it. EAT IT!!"

Everyone else at the party: "eat it?!"

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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · Aug 25

grumpy from snow white and the seven dwarfs is wearing glasses and giving a thumbs up sign .

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