Marc
@ohhaimarc.bsky.social
240 followers 200 following 160 posts
I tell stories and laugh at my own jokes.
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So my birthday is coming up soon. I'm a large btw.
ohhaimarc.bsky.social
Hey @jusy0live.bsky.social - the back of your head is ridiculous
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Yo, give my girl a follow. We got stretch goals to unlock.
lilacinthespring.bsky.social
Okay, if I get to 800, I'll post hole🙂‍↕️
ohhaimarc.bsky.social
Unironically, this song goes so hard. Gets me hyped in the gym.
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Ay shout out to that time I met Mr Met at a club in Queens.
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Came home from work the other day to @jusy0live.bsky.social setting up her goon station.
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My brother sent me this with the text "some things make me think of you"

I'm proud to have earned this reputation
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Ooh a sexy Spark lewd! 😍💜
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Ayy we out here fam!
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Today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day.
ohhaimarc.bsky.social
its literally the perfect gif
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There ain't no way we will be able to get through it without laughing - but I'm in it for science.
ohhaimarc.bsky.social
Me "I'm not over how sexy the bartender was when she sang heart of glass"

Liv "I want her to take a shot of vodka and spit it in my face."
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ashleyroboto.com
What if I just punched myself directly in the fucking brain instead.
culturecrave.co
Google is now going to put posts from Twitter (X) and Instagram in the Discover feed
ohhaimarc.bsky.social
Can confirm, @grogusea.bsky.social it's delightful 🥰😋
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At party with family and friends.

A bug lands on my hand.

@jusy0live.bsky.social : "kill it. EAT IT!!"

Everyone else at the party: "eat it?!"
ohhaimarc.bsky.social
You put out good 'cock resting face'