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onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
reintroduction: ten years ago I was a member of a crack commando unit, sentenced to prison for a crime we did not commit. we promptly escaped the maximum security stockade to the los angeles underground and now make our living as soldiers of fortune…
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
bringing in a new head coach who was a key player for the child molester that ran the defense is a great way to get us to shut up about it 👍
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
nobody tells you that from now on any time you watch a piece of media from the past with a baby being put down to sleep you will go “oh my god that’s a deathtrap”
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
I read somewhere that kids’ brains are swimming in neurotransmitters like a person on serious hallucinogens so sometimes I put on the visualizer with the trance and deep house station
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
not letting your kid watch ms rachel for some culture war bs is a tremendous own goal. my kid is going to own yours, intellectually, and I have time to myself to watch tv or play with the dog
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
we’ve reached the point where magneto is the good guy but we’ve never gotten the necessary other half of that: professor x is the bad guy. he’s reading the minds and influencing everyone around him, you can’t do that and remain a good person
rphutch1975.bsky.social
What's an opinion about X-Men that'll get you sent to jail? Is Jean really interesting or really boring? Should Logan have stayed dead? Do you think a certain x-mens outfit is positively horrendous even though people seem to love it?

The Brood Saga is better than Dark Phoenix imo 🤷
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
there was enough lore when I was reading their garbage paperbacks in iraq twenty years ago and they’ve only felt the need to add to it, you’re right, it’s too much
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
we all had a really good time and kept it going for a while. we could probably blunder our way through “there are no delta chis in hell” right now if we all got in a room together
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
my brother mike and I found a copy of our old fraternity song book and so we made the pledges learn a bunch of old timey songs and we absolutely would have done this in these coats had we known about this trend at the time
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
this is not a joke, let me know if you want an invitation
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
hosting a halloween party at a private karaoke room but no one is allowed to sing until I perform danzig II: lucifuge in its entirety
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
I know mann is my favorite director because every time I see one of his movies I’m like “that’s my favorite movie” until I watch a different one and then I’m like “no that’s my favorite movie”
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
allegheny avenue wendy’s chaos has engulfed the east end, recession imminent
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Shadyside. 5442 Baum Blvd - Wendy’s. Caller said that an employee got drunk at work and just threw chili at a rude customer.
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
what a picture! I was standing like a dad watching sports during both the vault cutting scene and the climactic final showdown
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
putting my phone away to watch thief (1981) because it deserves my full attention
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
the way the yinzer accent comes out when he says “round trip tickets” 🤌🤌
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
I’m trying to make new guy friends, doing my dude diligence
bigmood.bsky.social
what if dude diligence and it was for responsible fellas 😩
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
I am going insane. explain to me like I’m five why this is a good job besides the money. where is the next step? where is the future? what past are you selling to recruits that didn’t happen one million years ago?
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
other than the money, why is it a good job? you’re recruiting the same kids as rutgers and maryland to try and lure them to the shittiest town in america, where the racist fans will demand they “pull up their pants” and “do it the right way” why would anyone who is good want that job?
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
called the fullcast hotline about it lmao
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
I read somewhere that kids’ brains are swimming in neurotransmitters like a person on serious hallucinogens so sometimes I put on the visualizer with the trance and deep house station
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
not letting your kid watch ms rachel for some culture war bs is a tremendous own goal. my kid is going to own yours, intellectually, and I have time to myself to watch tv or play with the dog
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
the main reasons I don’t post about my life anymore are that being a stay-at-home dad is boring and I don’t want to talk about it, and also I don’t want to talk about or post pictures of my child. so I crack wise about college football and that’s about it
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
other than the money, why is it a good job? you’re recruiting the same kids as rutgers and maryland to try and lure them to the shittiest town in america, where the racist fans will demand they “pull up their pants” and “do it the right way” why would anyone who is good want that job?
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
called the fullcast hotline about it lmao
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
are we certain he’s not still running the show, like the emperor in warhammer?
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
called the fullcast hotline about it lmao
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
every dollar that the black lodge of central pennsylvania has to pay to fire the current and hire the next football coach is a dollar they can’t spend to further manipulate the politics and culture of the state, so this is good in multiple ways, to me
skyespeed.bsky.social
everybody in pennsylvania would need to pay about $4 to buy out james franklin
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
I am going to buy someone’s grandma’s gently used lexus nx, jack it into the sky, and put a matte foliage green wrap and blaze orange bumpers on it
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
I have a dream of chopping the fenders and putting big mud boggers on a luxury crossover. it would be sick, like a hunting lodge on wheels that can haul ass on the trail
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
I have a dream of chopping the fenders and putting big mud boggers on a luxury crossover. it would be sick, like a hunting lodge on wheels that can haul ass on the trail
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
hosting a halloween party at a private karaoke room but no one is allowed to sing until I perform danzig II: lucifuge in its entirety
onefootinthegrave.bsky.social
even as a methodist, the idea of someone using force to deny someone else a place at christ’s table infuriates me in a way I can’t really describe
rahaeli.bsky.social
For any Catholic, the sight of a Eucharistic Procession being turned away at the gates of the destination is the embodiment of Jesus being denied entrance. You don't have to be Catholic to get the symbolism in that!