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this again?
yinzer in a strange land (new england)
yinzer in a strange land (new england)
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reintroduction: ten years ago I was a member of a crack commando unit, sentenced to prison for a crime we did not commit. we promptly escaped the maximum security stockade to the los angeles underground and now make our living as soldiers of fortune…
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48-Years-Family-Owned 1974 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible
48-Years-Family-Owned 1974 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible
Bid for the chance to own a 48-Years-Family-Owned 1974 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #223,664.
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December 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
48-Years-Family-Owned 1974 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible
baskerville is actually the best font. I don’t care about “readability”, I love those loopy Qs
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
baskerville is actually the best font. I don’t care about “readability”, I love those loopy Qs
“I’m not in denial but I am in open rebellion” is also my attitude
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
“I’m not in denial but I am in open rebellion” is also my attitude
I once saw someone here say “getting into coffee just means buying more and more expensive machines” and maybe it’s because I was trained as a barista in the nineties, but my brother in christ all you need is a chemex pot for regular coffee, a moka pot for espresso, and a burr grinder
December 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I once saw someone here say “getting into coffee just means buying more and more expensive machines” and maybe it’s because I was trained as a barista in the nineties, but my brother in christ all you need is a chemex pot for regular coffee, a moka pot for espresso, and a burr grinder
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1971 Ford Ranchero GT 429 Cobra Jet 4-Speed at No Reserve
No Reserve: 1971 Ford Ranchero GT 429 Cobra Jet 4-Speed
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 1971 Ford Ranchero GT 429 Cobra Jet 4-Speed at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #223,604.
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December 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
1971 Ford Ranchero GT 429 Cobra Jet 4-Speed at No Reserve
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09 Dec 2025
December 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
09 Dec 2025
taking a shower in the mid afternoon, my bedroom smells like I was smoking grass (I was) feels like I’m in college again
December 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
taking a shower in the mid afternoon, my bedroom smells like I was smoking grass (I was) feels like I’m in college again
if a former nmsu wrestler wins the heisman trophy that would kick so much ass
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
if a former nmsu wrestler wins the heisman trophy that would kick so much ass
you can just say “the hamburger clown released a dogshit machine slop commercial” you don’t have to show the dog’s shit to me
December 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
you can just say “the hamburger clown released a dogshit machine slop commercial” you don’t have to show the dog’s shit to me
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this interlude was over
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
this interlude was over
from hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
from hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee
I am going to opt out of the remainder of the nfl season
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I am going to opt out of the remainder of the nfl season
I want to punch aaron rodgers in the face as hard as I can
December 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I want to punch aaron rodgers in the face as hard as I can
romo praising the “guts” of one of the dumbest football maneuvers I’ve ever seen in my life. just let the fucking ball hit the fucking ground you stupid fucking asshole!
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
romo praising the “guts” of one of the dumbest football maneuvers I’ve ever seen in my life. just let the fucking ball hit the fucking ground you stupid fucking asshole!
the number one show?!? on all of television?!? maybe I am living on earth x
tracker is temu reacher
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
the number one show?!? on all of television?!? maybe I am living on earth x
the commercials that assume I’m a patriots fan make me feel like I’m living on earth x from peacemaker
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
the commercials that assume I’m a patriots fan make me feel like I’m living on earth x from peacemaker
why do I hate that shade of purple? just deeply unprofessional, joke franchise
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
why do I hate that shade of purple? just deeply unprofessional, joke franchise
I keep calling that show “the marky mark cop show” in my head even though I know it’s donnie from the new kids
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I keep calling that show “the marky mark cop show” in my head even though I know it’s donnie from the new kids
seeing that guy do his stupid celebration while he’s scoring for my team on our rival’s field and feeling nothing but disgust. good times
December 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
seeing that guy do his stupid celebration while he’s scoring for my team on our rival’s field and feeling nothing but disgust. good times
sorry, college football is the football I have fun with, professional football is the football I get upset about, I can’t do it the other way around
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
sorry, college football is the football I have fun with, professional football is the football I get upset about, I can’t do it the other way around
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I hate the ravens for reasons aesthetic and esoteric, unlike other steelers fans, who hate them because they are racist
January 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I hate the ravens for reasons aesthetic and esoteric, unlike other steelers fans, who hate them because they are racist
at least I get to watch my football team that I hate on the big tv today
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
at least I get to watch my football team that I hate on the big tv today
the bit from that guy’s standup where he sees all the ingredients of breakfast in the chocolate cake, but it’s me seeing all the same stuff as mac and cheese in doritos and also I talk normally about my wife because I’m not actually an awful person
December 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
the bit from that guy’s standup where he sees all the ingredients of breakfast in the chocolate cake, but it’s me seeing all the same stuff as mac and cheese in doritos and also I talk normally about my wife because I’m not actually an awful person
drank a bunch of coffee before my workout and I’m smoking this thing like a pack of kools, old man strength
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
drank a bunch of coffee before my workout and I’m smoking this thing like a pack of kools, old man strength
this is humanity manifest
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
this is humanity manifest