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OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · Apr 5

For the record, I only reskeet memes with quality ALT text because all Bluesky users deserve to laugh.

Jeffrey Sens @jeffreysens.bsky.social · Apr 5

For an alt-text shorthand this how to.

“How To Write Alt Text” infographic featuring a photo of a capybara.

Writing Alt Text: identify who, expression, description, color, and interesting features.

In the image, these elements are color-coded and assembled into an example that describes the depicted capybara. The example reads, “A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on the top of the capybara’s head.”

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OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 2h

Good morning, skeeters! I get it if you just use another avenue for caffeinating but none at all?! I don’t understand.

A meme that says “When someone says they don't like coffee.” The image below is of the three Sanderson sisters from Hocus Pocus looking disturbed and surprised.

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 1h

Tea counts! It’s still caffeine!

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 2h

Good morning, skeeters! I get it if you just use another avenue for caffeinating but none at all?! I don’t understand.

A meme that says “When someone says they don't like coffee.” The image below is of the three Sanderson sisters from Hocus Pocus looking disturbed and surprised.

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Daniela Quirke @danielaquirke.bsky.social · 14h

I'm going to be busy tomorrow so I'll share my annual Columbus Day message this evening:

FUCK Christopher Columbus.

Thank you. That is all.

Meme of Homer Simpson, eyes closed, teeth bared as if preparing to make and epic "F" sound.

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 20h

Also good for Sundays, which are for making fun of organized religion

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 2d

Good morning, skeeters and happy Caturday!

A meme that says “I don't know what religion this is but I'm interested.” The image below is a group of people dressed in blue scrubs kneeling with their heads bowed and their arms raised towards an orange tabby cat, who is being held up Lion King style. They all appear to be in a vet exam room. Meme by IG Utah Satire

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OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 1d

Happy National Coming Out Day to everyone, including those who can't celebrate publicly because they aren’t safe yet or don't want to be out. You still belong and are loved for being exactly who you are.

An illustration of a rudimentary yellow person kicking open an orange door and walking though it from a black room beyond. The walls are bright green and the floor is bright pink. The caption says “NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY... OcTOBER 11” Meme by K. Haning 88

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 1d

Happy National Coming Out Day to everyone, including those who can't celebrate publicly because they aren’t safe yet or don't want to be out. You still belong and are loved for being exactly who you are.

An illustration of a rudimentary yellow person kicking open an orange door and walking though it from a black room beyond. The walls are bright green and the floor is bright pink. The caption says “NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY... OcTOBER 11” Meme by K. Haning 88

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OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 2d

Good morning, skeeters and happy Caturday!

A meme that says “I don't know what religion this is but I'm interested.” The image below is a group of people dressed in blue scrubs kneeling with their heads bowed and their arms raised towards an orange tabby cat, who is being held up Lion King style. They all appear to be in a vet exam room. Meme by IG Utah Satire

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Scalawag Jack, Pirate Ghost (or Ghost Pirate?) @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 2d

Have you heard the Good News about Gingiepants?

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 2d

Good morning, skeeters and happy Caturday!

A meme that says “I don't know what religion this is but I'm interested.” The image below is a group of people dressed in blue scrubs kneeling with their heads bowed and their arms raised towards an orange tabby cat, who is being held up Lion King style. They all appear to be in a vet exam room. Meme by IG Utah Satire

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 2d

BAGITHI BABAAAAA

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 2d

Good morning, skeeters and happy Caturday!

A meme that says “I don't know what religion this is but I'm interested.” The image below is a group of people dressed in blue scrubs kneeling with their heads bowed and their arms raised towards an orange tabby cat, who is being held up Lion King style. They all appear to be in a vet exam room. Meme by IG Utah Satire

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caitlin rose boyle (COMMS OPEN!) @caitlinroseboyle.com · 2d

a corner of my brain 24/7 no matter what i'm up to

a tiny little bunny on the ground by someone's feet - the meme originally said I WANT GRILLCHEESE I WANT GRILLCHEESE but now it says I WANT TATTOO I WANT TATTOO

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OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 3d

Good morning, skeeters! Not a meme, but we gotta take the good news here where we can. Keep fighting.

On a black background in white text it says “BREAKING: The Nobel Peace Prize goes to Venezuelan Maria corina Machado, for helping “transition from dictatorship to democracy". Not only did they not give it Donald... They sent him a message. “

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 3d

Good morning, skeeters! Not a meme, but we gotta take the good news here where we can. Keep fighting.

On a black background in white text it says “BREAKING: The Nobel Peace Prize goes to Venezuelan Maria corina Machado, for helping “transition from dictatorship to democracy". Not only did they not give it Donald... They sent him a message. “

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OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 4d

Good morning, skeeters. If you have The energy for it today, keep up the fight.

A rainbow flag posted in someone’s front garden, “mulched” with black stones instead. The background is a concrete front porch with iron railings and pumpkins lining the steps. In each color of the rainbow on the flag it says one item: “ACTUALLY SCARY THINGS:
THE PATRIARCHY
LACK OF GUN LAWS
BILLIONAIRES
WHITE SUPREMACY
CLIMATE CHANGE
POLICE MILITARIZATION
FRIGGIN' SPIDERS”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 4d

Good morning, skeeters. If you have The energy for it today, keep up the fight.

A rainbow flag posted in someone’s front garden, “mulched” with black stones instead. The background is a concrete front porch with iron railings and pumpkins lining the steps. In each color of the rainbow on the flag it says one item: “ACTUALLY SCARY THINGS:
THE PATRIARCHY
LACK OF GUN LAWS
BILLIONAIRES
WHITE SUPREMACY
CLIMATE CHANGE
POLICE MILITARIZATION
FRIGGIN' SPIDERS”

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OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 5d

Good morning, skeeters! Thank god for other fruits.

A photo of a person with shoulder length hair facing away from us and standing almost shoulder deep in a swimming pool that appears to be on the top of a building. Blue chairs surround the pool on the deck and the person looks out onto a city skyline at night. The overlaid meme text says “Just be yourself" I did and now I can't have
Grapefruit.”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 5d

Good morning, skeeters! Thank god for other fruits.

A photo of a person with shoulder length hair facing away from us and standing almost shoulder deep in a swimming pool that appears to be on the top of a building. Blue chairs surround the pool on the deck and the person looks out onto a city skyline at night. The overlaid meme text says “Just be yourself" I did and now I can't have
Grapefruit.”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 5d

Inside me there are two potatoes

Two shirts lay folded on a white plank surface. The one on the left is burnt orange and says “sweet potato.” The one on the right is white and says “kind of rude potato.”

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OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 6d

Good morning, skeeters! *paces backs and forth*

On a background of beige with blotches of light blue, dark yellow, and light green in three corners, the meme says “ITS ABOUT THAT HUSTLE
*sobs*
LETS GET THAT BREAD
*hyperventilates and throws up*”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 6d

Good morning, skeeters! *paces backs and forth*

On a background of beige with blotches of light blue, dark yellow, and light green in three corners, the meme says “ITS ABOUT THAT HUSTLE
*sobs*
LETS GET THAT BREAD
*hyperventilates and throws up*”

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OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 7d

Good morning, skeeters! It’s Monday. Fucking Monday.

A meme that says “The name's Bond, James Bond. And you are?” The image below is of a small school of silvery fish, the focus being on one. Their name is “Boops. Boops boops.”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 7d

Good morning, skeeters! It’s Monday. Fucking Monday.

A meme that says “The name's Bond, James Bond. And you are?” The image below is of a small school of silvery fish, the focus being on one. Their name is “Boops. Boops boops.”

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Scalawag Jack, Pirate Ghost (or Ghost Pirate?) @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 9d

Struth, mate.

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 9d

Good morning, skeeters and happy Caturday to all the teddy bears and Davids.

On a black background in white text the meme says “Cats are great because they're basically like 12% teddy bear, 34% raccoon, 9% actual demon, and 45% David from Schitt's Creek.”

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OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 9d

Good morning, skeeters and happy Caturday to all the teddy bears and Davids.

On a black background in white text the meme says “Cats are great because they're basically like 12% teddy bear, 34% raccoon, 9% actual demon, and 45% David from Schitt's Creek.”