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OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · Apr 5
For the record, I only reskeet memes with quality ALT text because all Bluesky users deserve to laugh.
jeffreysens.bsky.social Jeffrey Sens @jeffreysens.bsky.social · Apr 5
For an alt-text shorthand this how to.
“How To Write Alt Text” infographic featuring a photo of a capybara. Writing Alt Text: identify who, expression, description, color, and interesting features. In the image, these elements are color-coded and assembled into an example that describes the depicted capybara. The example reads, “A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on the top of the capybara’s head.”
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Shamelessly
January 17, 2026 at 2:53 PM
onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning, skeeters and happy Caturday!
A white cat wearing pink sunglasses and a sparkling crown is riding a white pony with a gold unicorn horn and a sparkling pink bridle. The whole image has a soft pink filter over it. The meme caption says “Giddy up sparklefarts, We got fuckery to spread.”
January 17, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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Fuck
A sticker of Pooh Bear and Piglet walking away among trees on a path. The text around it says “"Is he dead yet?" asked Piglet "No", answered Pooh. "Fuck", said Piglet
January 16, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Fuck
A sticker of Pooh Bear and Piglet walking away among trees on a path. The text around it says “"Is he dead yet?" asked Piglet "No", answered Pooh. "Fuck", said Piglet
January 16, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! Things have still been bananas over here, but mostly the good kind. I hope your week has been kind to you. If not, just be a potato.
On a pale blue background is an illustration of a potato with a pink bow on it. It also has a sticker that says “100% spud” on it. And arrow is pointing to the potato that says “Me.” The potato is also “holding” a red coffee cup that says “Live Laugh Potato” on it. The caption says “THEY CAN'T MAKE YOU SIT AT A DESK IF YOU'RE LITERALLY JUST A POTATO.” Meme by cozynerdythings
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning, skeeters! Things have still been bananas over here, but mostly the good kind. I hope your week has been kind to you. If not, just be a potato.
On a pale blue background is an illustration of a potato with a pink bow on it. It also has a sticker that says “100% spud” on it. And arrow is pointing to the potato that says “Me.” The potato is also “holding” a red coffee cup that says “Live Laugh Potato” on it. The caption says “THEY CAN'T MAKE YOU SIT AT A DESK IF YOU'RE LITERALLY JUST A POTATO.” Meme by cozynerdythings
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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dstroogie.bsky.social
A disheveled, horror-stricken Riker appears on a static-filled viewscreen.
January 14, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! The last week has been madness. Today, I just don’t wanna.
On a white background in black text, the meme reads “I MISS THE DAYS WHEN SHOUTING "NOT IT! " WAS AN EFFECTIVE WAY OF GETTING OUT OF THINGS YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO.”
January 14, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! The last week has been madness. Today, I just don’t wanna.
On a white background in black text, the meme reads “I MISS THE DAYS WHEN SHOUTING "NOT IT! " WAS AN EFFECTIVE WAY OF GETTING OUT OF THINGS YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO.”
January 14, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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suenitos.bsky.social
I like my Golden Globes better.
🌱📷
The bloom head on an ixora hedge, a tightly packed hemisphere of small, yellow-orange four-petaled flowers.
January 14, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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burrowingowl.bsky.social
Good morning! 🪶
Three squinting burrowing owls peeking out from their burrow.
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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Me and who
A persons left hand holds a fancy butter knife over a dark wood butcher block countertop. Inscribed on the knife says “Spread me like The buttery slut I am”
January 12, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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Me and who
A persons left hand holds a fancy butter knife over a dark wood butcher block countertop. Inscribed on the knife says “Spread me like The buttery slut I am”
January 12, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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Even if I can’t sleep, still in bed
On a white background in black text the meme reads “don’t text me after 9pm asking me what I’m doing. Big mama is in bed.”
January 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Even if I can’t sleep, still in bed
On a white background in black text the meme reads “don’t text me after 9pm asking me what I’m doing. Big mama is in bed.”
January 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Good morning skeeters. Greet the week as your authentic selves.
Jane Fonda wears a tweed jacket and is flipping off the camera with a crazed look. She sits on an orange couch with greenery behind her. The captions say “Sugar and spice and everything nice is so yesterday... Instead be salty, defiant and extremely non-compliant.” Meme by Gina
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 PM
onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning skeeters. Greet the week as your authentic selves.
Jane Fonda wears a tweed jacket and is flipping off the camera with a crazed look. She sits on an orange couch with greenery behind her. The captions say “Sugar and spice and everything nice is so yesterday... Instead be salty, defiant and extremely non-compliant.” Meme by Gina
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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scalawagjack.bsky.social
Today's shirt.
Grey T-shirt from The Onion saying "History Sighs, Repeats Itself."
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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ilistrudiepalmer.bsky.social
Despite all the noise, may we still find pockets of easy on #EasySunday.
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An orange-and-black butterfly rests on small white flowers surrounded by bright green leaves in soft sunlight.
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Good morning from another day in Hell.
On a black background in white text the meme reads “Donald Trump would be a shoe-in for the Nobel Piece-of-Shit Prize.”
January 4, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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WHAT’S GOING ON
Alt-text: A two-panel meme. The top half is plain white with dense black text reading: “The CDC recommends you wake in the morning and you step outside and you take a deep breath and you get real high and you scream at the top of your lungs WHAT’S GOING ON”. The bottom half shows a classic 1980s cartoon-style muscular blond man with a bob haircut (resembling He-Man), eyes squeezed shut and mouth open mid-wail, head tilted back in exaggerated emotion. The background is a sparkly rainbow gradient, giving a surreal, euphoric, ironic tone. The joke reframes a public-health authority as absurdly recommending an existential scream, leaning into millennial meme irony and chaotic humor. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
January 4, 2026 at 12:20 PM
onlymemes.bsky.social
Good morning from another day in Hell.
On a black background in white text the meme reads “Donald Trump would be a shoe-in for the Nobel Piece-of-Shit Prize.”
January 4, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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Just add a drop of water rolling down to the elbow and it would be entirely Cringe.
A cartoon drawing of the left half of a person with their arm extended. They wear a purple coat; we can see through the arm of the coat to the person’s arm, their blue sleeve bunched up above the elbow. The meme caption says “If 'uncomfortable' was a picture.”
January 4, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Imagine that, the USPS delivered a drug catalog right to my door today! 😸 😆

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#aspirational #roses
#rose #garden
A beautiful David Austin catalog calling itself a “Handbook of Roses” featuring scads of beautiful pink roses on the cover; also a coupon code for 15% off …
January 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
onlymemes.bsky.social
Just add a drop of water rolling down to the elbow and it would be entirely Cringe.
A cartoon drawing of the left half of a person with their arm extended. They wear a purple coat; we can see through the arm of the coat to the person’s arm, their blue sleeve bunched up above the elbow. The meme caption says “If 'uncomfortable' was a picture.”
January 4, 2026 at 2:01 AM