Open Secret Alien
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Open Secret Alien
@opensecretalien.bsky.social
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Inhuman observer from another world, but feel free to think I'm crazy. It's wonderful camouflage. Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.
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I'm just an antediluvian alien observer asking the local primates not to wipe themselves out while I'm still here.
Here's hoping they weren't trained to check their corners.
Part of me wants to ask how it tasted; but the larger part hopes that nobody knows.
I'm just in it for the recipes. If there's mayhem, even better.
It has become clear to me that I am not living an interesting enough life.
I'm sure that with just a little bit of self-delusion, she'll be right back on the train in no time. No, not that train. Not yet, anyway.
And if any drunks gets handsy, 50,000 volts straight to the nutsack.
You know, sooner or later the public is going to discover the names of the pilots who are following illegal orders and committing murders and I just hope that they never have a good night's sleep for the rest of their lives; given how uncomfortable the beds are in prison.
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it's a pornography store. i was buying pornography
He's overdue to switch parties. It's not as if he has a chance of making it through a Democratic primary.
Who was the groveler? I want to make sure his wretched ass isn't in my media diet (but probably not if he still works at the Caucasian Bullshitting Syndicate)
Hello, this is the first time I've ever bookmarked a skeet on purpose.
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Stop what you're doing and watch this little guy lol
And if she didn't know what she was doing, that would be worse.
The administration doesn't give a hot salted fuck about the law, so why are you twisting yourselves into knots about how violating the Constitution can sometimes be legal, actually? This isn't a rhetorical question.
Because he's still escaped justice.
So, nothing is all that was possible?
I wouldn't blame you, but we'd all miss you.
Yeah, and fuck those nagging ass women, too. Always bitching about equal treatment when we have bigger problems. Get your shit together, get back in the kitchen and let the men save American democracy. (Do you see how fucking ridiculous it sounds when it's your rights being thrown under the bus?)
Like they won't figure it out when their SNAP cards stop getting reloaded, when their grocery stores can't afford to restock, or when the million and one downstream effects of poor folks going without hits the wider economy. It's bad enough that they lie constantly; but their lies are so CHILDISH.
Sure would have been nice if there had been some journalists in the room to call bullshit.
Kristi Noem: "No American citizens have been arrested or detained. We focus on those who are here illegally. And anything you would hear or report that would be different than that is simply not true and false reporting."
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵