Open Secret Alien
@opensecretalien.bsky.social
Inhuman observer from another world, but feel free to think I'm crazy. It's wonderful camouflage.
Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.
Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.
Pinned
I'm just an antediluvian alien observer asking the local primates not to wipe themselves out while I'm still here.
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Who was President then? oh yeah that tracks
HUGE NEWS from the new Epstein files:
Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996.
The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996.
The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
Epstein Files Include 1996 Child Porn Complaint That F.B.I. Ignored
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Who was President then? oh yeah that tracks
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lol
I'm sure it's a bug but lol
I'm sure it's a bug but lol
December 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
lol
I'm sure it's a bug but lol
I'm sure it's a bug but lol
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If you're in line to lose faith in all humanity and our system STAY IN LINE *chugging discount whiskey*
December 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If you're in line to lose faith in all humanity and our system STAY IN LINE *chugging discount whiskey*
Let's play a fun game: Rename Tesla's Full-Self-Driving system to reflect its actual capabilities and keep them out of legal trouble.
I'll start: The Tesla Full-Self-Rent-Seeking system.
I'll start: The Tesla Full-Self-Rent-Seeking system.
For ten years, Tesla FSD has been the grift that keeps on grifting. I don't expect that to change in 2026.
December 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Let's play a fun game: Rename Tesla's Full-Self-Driving system to reflect its actual capabilities and keep them out of legal trouble.
I'll start: The Tesla Full-Self-Rent-Seeking system.
I'll start: The Tesla Full-Self-Rent-Seeking system.
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From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...)
Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
December 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...)
Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
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ICE whistles work.
The horns and whistles work
What it's like to watch community activists stand up to a Border Patrol raid.
www.motherjones.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
ICE whistles work.
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This is why you rarely see the anti trans side going after Hunter Schafer or Kim Petras. They went on puberty blockers and transitioned as teens. They're massively successful and living happy lives. They don't want to highlight that.
The reason they're so focused on trans teens is that people who transition younger typically blend into society better. To the extent that they're willing to tolerate our existence in society at all, they'd rather we be easily identified by our appearance/voices/etc.
Cis people really have no idea how it feels to watch a regime hold a press conference to admit, on camera, the pogrom against trans people they've been waging for 11 months is not only real, but they're going to double down on genocide and try to wipe out all the children first.
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This is why you rarely see the anti trans side going after Hunter Schafer or Kim Petras. They went on puberty blockers and transitioned as teens. They're massively successful and living happy lives. They don't want to highlight that.
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So we got a lot of donations and I think we’re in a good place with our whistle printing group. If you’re doing whistle distribution and could use some funds or supplies, let me know!
December 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
So we got a lot of donations and I think we’re in a good place with our whistle printing group. If you’re doing whistle distribution and could use some funds or supplies, let me know!
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This is precisely how fascism works, by grabbing at and taking away a little more freedom whenever events lend themselves to it. Bit by bit you lose your rights, until you turn around and realize the road you're on has been long, and democracy is well behind you over the horizon.
The admin is wasting no crisis... Sec. Kristi Noem said she is suspending the diversity visa lottery program (DV-1) after the Brown University suspect entered the U.S. through it in 2017.
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This is precisely how fascism works, by grabbing at and taking away a little more freedom whenever events lend themselves to it. Bit by bit you lose your rights, until you turn around and realize the road you're on has been long, and democracy is well behind you over the horizon.
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If any of you EVER INTENTIONALLY MISGENDER SOMEONE, or think that is okay in some instances
Unfollow and block me now please.
That is never okay. Mistakes? Mistakes happen, I make mistakes. It's no big deal. I've even called my cat by the wrong name!
Intentional misgendering is violence.
Unfollow and block me now please.
That is never okay. Mistakes? Mistakes happen, I make mistakes. It's no big deal. I've even called my cat by the wrong name!
Intentional misgendering is violence.
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
If any of you EVER INTENTIONALLY MISGENDER SOMEONE, or think that is okay in some instances
Unfollow and block me now please.
That is never okay. Mistakes? Mistakes happen, I make mistakes. It's no big deal. I've even called my cat by the wrong name!
Intentional misgendering is violence.
Unfollow and block me now please.
That is never okay. Mistakes? Mistakes happen, I make mistakes. It's no big deal. I've even called my cat by the wrong name!
Intentional misgendering is violence.
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Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose
The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose
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Sorry if this offends, but I will not be voting for anyone who is not explicitly opposed to this. I don’t give a shit what color is by their name when they go on the news.
December 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Sorry if this offends, but I will not be voting for anyone who is not explicitly opposed to this. I don’t give a shit what color is by their name when they go on the news.
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In the 90 minutes since I posted this, I've gotten two more death notifications.
ICE has a responsibility to take care of these people, something they are clearly disregarding. This is beyond horrifying. We must ensure dignity and humanity for detained people in this country.
ICE has a responsibility to take care of these people, something they are clearly disregarding. This is beyond horrifying. We must ensure dignity and humanity for detained people in this country.
Within 15 minutes today, I got two back-to-back notifications of deaths at ICE facilities.
28 people have died in ICE custody since Trump took office. These facilities are overcrowded & are putting their own profits over health and safety. We need oversight & accountability NOW.
28 people have died in ICE custody since Trump took office. These facilities are overcrowded & are putting their own profits over health and safety. We need oversight & accountability NOW.
December 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
In the 90 minutes since I posted this, I've gotten two more death notifications.
ICE has a responsibility to take care of these people, something they are clearly disregarding. This is beyond horrifying. We must ensure dignity and humanity for detained people in this country.
ICE has a responsibility to take care of these people, something they are clearly disregarding. This is beyond horrifying. We must ensure dignity and humanity for detained people in this country.
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ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
This horrific fucking ban on gender care for kids
absolutely fucking paves the way for a national abortion ban
and every time we don't give them mass uprising and mass protest
they just do more
This horrific fucking ban on gender care for kids
absolutely fucking paves the way for a national abortion ban
and every time we don't give them mass uprising and mass protest
they just do more
CMS is saying they can do this because this care is not "healthcare" and thus they aren't regulating practice of medicine... seems like a slippery slope? what stops them from next saying abortion isn't healthcare?
Under the proposed rule issued by the Trump Administration today, any Medicare- or Medicaid-participating hospital would be barred from providing gender-affirming care to *any child*, even if the care is not paid for by Medicare or Medicaid.
public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2025-23465.pdf
public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2025-23465.pdf
December 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
This horrific fucking ban on gender care for kids
absolutely fucking paves the way for a national abortion ban
and every time we don't give them mass uprising and mass protest
they just do more
This horrific fucking ban on gender care for kids
absolutely fucking paves the way for a national abortion ban
and every time we don't give them mass uprising and mass protest
they just do more
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I don’t know how it works at the New York Times, but my editors at The Guardian would never let me publish this if they knew that I was one of the elites who spent time with Epstein. And if I published it without telling them, I would be out of a job.
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I don’t know how it works at the New York Times, but my editors at The Guardian would never let me publish this if they knew that I was one of the elites who spent time with Epstein. And if I published it without telling them, I would be out of a job.
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I took my friend with only a high school degree to a fancy party and saw his face freeze up at the terminology being used by the elite. “Hebephile?” “Ephebophile?” I quickly asked him if he wanted to go somewhere else and he anxiously nodded yes and so we went to a Trump rally.
By David Brooks
By David Brooks
December 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I took my friend with only a high school degree to a fancy party and saw his face freeze up at the terminology being used by the elite. “Hebephile?” “Ephebophile?” I quickly asked him if he wanted to go somewhere else and he anxiously nodded yes and so we went to a Trump rally.
By David Brooks
By David Brooks
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Crazy how Trump is flailing, Epstein files are coming out, the economy is going to shit, and Republicans are defecting and the first thing his admin does is pivot to attacking trans people. It's all they know. Just distract everyone from what's important by attacking a vulnerable minority group.
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Crazy how Trump is flailing, Epstein files are coming out, the economy is going to shit, and Republicans are defecting and the first thing his admin does is pivot to attacking trans people. It's all they know. Just distract everyone from what's important by attacking a vulnerable minority group.
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David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
They are swine and they know it.
couriernewsroom.com/news/leaked-...
couriernewsroom.com/news/leaked-...
Leaked Epstein Files talking points instruct Republicans how to point blame away from Trump
Trump loyalists have been instructed to relentlessly accuse Democrats and ‘legacy media’ of fabricating a hoax, and encourage voters not to trust any information in the Epstein Files that damage the p...
couriernewsroom.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
They are swine and they know it.
couriernewsroom.com/news/leaked-...
couriernewsroom.com/news/leaked-...
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In 2014 during the net neutrality wars, Obama voiced his support for net neutrality. Republicans REPEATEDLY, for YEARS, (falsely) claimed this was an illegal, unethical affront to FCC independence.
11 years later they now insist the FCC has no independence and serves at the whims of our mad king:
11 years later they now insist the FCC has no independence and serves at the whims of our mad king:
FCC chief Brendan Carr tells Senate that his agency is 'not formally ... independent'
FCC chairman Brendan Carr testified to a congressional committee for the first time since ABC suspended Jimmy Kimmel's show following a Carr threat.
www.cnbc.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
In 2014 during the net neutrality wars, Obama voiced his support for net neutrality. Republicans REPEATEDLY, for YEARS, (falsely) claimed this was an illegal, unethical affront to FCC independence.
11 years later they now insist the FCC has no independence and serves at the whims of our mad king:
11 years later they now insist the FCC has no independence and serves at the whims of our mad king:
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It would be very dumb to not do this because The Troops™️ are guaranteed to hold grudges about exactly two things:
1. Being told they will get time off and then not getting time off, and
2. Being told they will get paid extra money and then not getting paid extra money
1. Being told they will get time off and then not getting time off, and
2. Being told they will get paid extra money and then not getting paid extra money
The only thing more insulting to the military than Trump's impromptu bribe will be when he doesn't actually pay it
I'm surprised how many people are treating this as a done deal, how many times has Trump made up a tariff check that never comes, it's at least 50/50 he doesn't do this
I'm surprised how many people are treating this as a done deal, how many times has Trump made up a tariff check that never comes, it's at least 50/50 he doesn't do this
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It would be very dumb to not do this because The Troops™️ are guaranteed to hold grudges about exactly two things:
1. Being told they will get time off and then not getting time off, and
2. Being told they will get paid extra money and then not getting paid extra money
1. Being told they will get time off and then not getting time off, and
2. Being told they will get paid extra money and then not getting paid extra money
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That speech was unbecoming of the FIFA Peace Prize winner.
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
That speech was unbecoming of the FIFA Peace Prize winner.
Humans who force dogs to fight should be sentenced to damnatio ex gladiatore.
“We will never know how horrendous her journey was. I think there’s a strong likelihood she fought for her life and we’re here to give her a new one.”
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December 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Humans who force dogs to fight should be sentenced to damnatio ex gladiatore.
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December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM