Timberdoodle
@timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social
Same weird forester/forest ecologist/occasional essayist you knew from Twitter. Just a big damn squirrel specializing in regenerative forestry practices and encouraging old growth character
Known by some as "Gandalf" and "That God Damned Tree Wizard"
Known by some as "Gandalf" and "That God Damned Tree Wizard"
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Timberdoodle
@timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social
· Oct 24
a group of knights are standing in a dark room
ALT: a group of knights are standing in a dark room
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Be forewarned, I am deeply unserious about a great many things.
I think i might have to mention this tomorrow when I go to the post office. What a neat thing!!
February 10, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I think i might have to mention this tomorrow when I go to the post office. What a neat thing!!
I had a big LIDAR map of the area on the wall of my office. Just amazing topography.
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I had a big LIDAR map of the area on the wall of my office. Just amazing topography.
The stretch of the trail that goes through the non-motorized area in Medford is amazing. Massive glacial moraine with gorgeous northern hardwood and white cedar pockets over by Lake Eleven...
Some amazing chanterelle and Morel spots there, plus a ton of kettle ponds and wetlands
Some amazing chanterelle and Morel spots there, plus a ton of kettle ponds and wetlands
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
The stretch of the trail that goes through the non-motorized area in Medford is amazing. Massive glacial moraine with gorgeous northern hardwood and white cedar pockets over by Lake Eleven...
Some amazing chanterelle and Morel spots there, plus a ton of kettle ponds and wetlands
Some amazing chanterelle and Morel spots there, plus a ton of kettle ponds and wetlands
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Meet Arya! This sweet girl is friendly, gentle, and happy to make new human and canine friends. ➡️ https://humanesocietyofcharlotte.org/adoption/adopt-a-dog/arya-60086240/
If you are interested in meeting her, please email her foster parent at [email protected]
If you are interested in meeting her, please email her foster parent at [email protected]
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Meet Arya! This sweet girl is friendly, gentle, and happy to make new human and canine friends. ➡️ https://humanesocietyofcharlotte.org/adoption/adopt-a-dog/arya-60086240/
If you are interested in meeting her, please email her foster parent at [email protected]
If you are interested in meeting her, please email her foster parent at [email protected]
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URGENT: Astro needs surgery to remove a cancerous tumour
Can you donate today to help Astro get the urgent surgery he needs?
vancouverhumanesociety.kindful.com/urgentcare/c...
Can you donate today to help Astro get the urgent surgery he needs?
vancouverhumanesociety.kindful.com/urgentcare/c...
February 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
URGENT: Astro needs surgery to remove a cancerous tumour
Can you donate today to help Astro get the urgent surgery he needs?
vancouverhumanesociety.kindful.com/urgentcare/c...
Can you donate today to help Astro get the urgent surgery he needs?
vancouverhumanesociety.kindful.com/urgentcare/c...
Which is funny bc my brain just autofilled and knew what you meant.
February 10, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Which is funny bc my brain just autofilled and knew what you meant.
So the quadruple 9 is the extra code for the post office itself then?
So like, 54552-9999 would hit the main post office in Park Falls, Wisconsin whereas 54552-1729 would be my old block on the other side of town
So like, 54552-9999 would hit the main post office in Park Falls, Wisconsin whereas 54552-1729 would be my old block on the other side of town
February 10, 2026 at 4:45 AM
So the quadruple 9 is the extra code for the post office itself then?
So like, 54552-9999 would hit the main post office in Park Falls, Wisconsin whereas 54552-1729 would be my old block on the other side of town
So like, 54552-9999 would hit the main post office in Park Falls, Wisconsin whereas 54552-1729 would be my old block on the other side of town
Yesterday, my old whistle handout box was not up to the demand of handing out hundreds of whistles at a protest.
This will be much nicer
This will be much nicer
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Yesterday, my old whistle handout box was not up to the demand of handing out hundreds of whistles at a protest.
This will be much nicer
This will be much nicer
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Right now Rikers Island, the physically largest jail in the entire United States, is holding under 7,000 people.
ICE's warehouse plans include detention camps which will hold between 8,500-10,000 people in buildings not designed for human habitation.
ICE's warehouse plans include detention camps which will hold between 8,500-10,000 people in buildings not designed for human habitation.
February 9, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Right now Rikers Island, the physically largest jail in the entire United States, is holding under 7,000 people.
ICE's warehouse plans include detention camps which will hold between 8,500-10,000 people in buildings not designed for human habitation.
ICE's warehouse plans include detention camps which will hold between 8,500-10,000 people in buildings not designed for human habitation.
Somebody made a 3d print file of these as a gag at some point, right?
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Somebody made a 3d print file of these as a gag at some point, right?
This is the Long Lance Torpedo of email responses.
Insane range, devastating power
Insane range, devastating power
some guy wrote me an incredibly nasty email today from his regular email with his full name and i was bored so i decided to send it to every member of his family on facebook and his employer, a large MN nonprofit
good luck tom!
good luck tom!
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
This is the Long Lance Torpedo of email responses.
Insane range, devastating power
Insane range, devastating power
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There are a growing number of reports of agents impersonating construction workers, delivery drivers & anti-ICE activists, heightening fears in the state.
That's deceptive & unconstitutional, because they use trickery to get around warrant & consent protections.
That's deceptive & unconstitutional, because they use trickery to get around warrant & consent protections.
ICE Uses Disguises and Fake Plates for Immigration Enforcement in Minnesota
A spokesperson for the Department of Homeland Security and Immigration and Customs Enforcement did not respond to inquiries about whether the men were federal immigration officers. As the sweeping imm...
ground.news
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
There are a growing number of reports of agents impersonating construction workers, delivery drivers & anti-ICE activists, heightening fears in the state.
That's deceptive & unconstitutional, because they use trickery to get around warrant & consent protections.
That's deceptive & unconstitutional, because they use trickery to get around warrant & consent protections.
And it was all AMAZING.
The Abuelas were clappin' em outta the park.
Same energy when I lived in East Anchorage, but for API cuisine.
I did the whitebread food world in rural wisconsin and I honestly cannot rationalize living in such a culturally dead place like that again.
The Abuelas were clappin' em outta the park.
Same energy when I lived in East Anchorage, but for API cuisine.
I did the whitebread food world in rural wisconsin and I honestly cannot rationalize living in such a culturally dead place like that again.
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
And it was all AMAZING.
The Abuelas were clappin' em outta the park.
Same energy when I lived in East Anchorage, but for API cuisine.
I did the whitebread food world in rural wisconsin and I honestly cannot rationalize living in such a culturally dead place like that again.
The Abuelas were clappin' em outta the park.
Same energy when I lived in East Anchorage, but for API cuisine.
I did the whitebread food world in rural wisconsin and I honestly cannot rationalize living in such a culturally dead place like that again.
HOLY SHIT THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED!?!?!?!
I have tried it but never knew the name.
I have tried it but never knew the name.
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
HOLY SHIT THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED!?!?!?!
I have tried it but never knew the name.
I have tried it but never knew the name.
Lol i dont know what those nice old ladies were saying but they just kept giving me more and more food
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Lol i dont know what those nice old ladies were saying but they just kept giving me more and more food
This was like, right when there was a huge pulse of Puerto Ricans coming straight from the Island to Mass right after the Cold War ended.
What a time to be a kid at St. Rose de Lima. All the new friends have Abuelas who feel it is their mission in life to make us skinny Quebecer kids fat......
What a time to be a kid at St. Rose de Lima. All the new friends have Abuelas who feel it is their mission in life to make us skinny Quebecer kids fat......
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
This was like, right when there was a huge pulse of Puerto Ricans coming straight from the Island to Mass right after the Cold War ended.
What a time to be a kid at St. Rose de Lima. All the new friends have Abuelas who feel it is their mission in life to make us skinny Quebecer kids fat......
What a time to be a kid at St. Rose de Lima. All the new friends have Abuelas who feel it is their mission in life to make us skinny Quebecer kids fat......
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Wife’s French class is reading a book set in Baghdad in 2008. Class is discussing the differences between Sunnis and Shia, which means she understands Islam better than 99% of the Americans w/multiple GWOT tours.
February 10, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Wife’s French class is reading a book set in Baghdad in 2008. Class is discussing the differences between Sunnis and Shia, which means she understands Islam better than 99% of the Americans w/multiple GWOT tours.
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An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University
Immigration Court Drops Case Against Tufts Student Rumeysa Ozturk
The Turkish national had been arrested by plainclothes federal officers outside her apartment.
on.wsj.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University
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10-year-old Kaia is a soft, shy sweetheart who just needs a little time to bloom. 🌹
Once Kaia feels safe with you, her silly side comes out: box-sitting champion, cardboard scratcher enthusiast, professional cozy-bed lounger. 💜
She’s ready for a person & home of her own.
📍 Woodstock, IL #adopt
Once Kaia feels safe with you, her silly side comes out: box-sitting champion, cardboard scratcher enthusiast, professional cozy-bed lounger. 💜
She’s ready for a person & home of her own.
📍 Woodstock, IL #adopt
February 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
10-year-old Kaia is a soft, shy sweetheart who just needs a little time to bloom. 🌹
Once Kaia feels safe with you, her silly side comes out: box-sitting champion, cardboard scratcher enthusiast, professional cozy-bed lounger. 💜
She’s ready for a person & home of her own.
📍 Woodstock, IL #adopt
Once Kaia feels safe with you, her silly side comes out: box-sitting champion, cardboard scratcher enthusiast, professional cozy-bed lounger. 💜
She’s ready for a person & home of her own.
📍 Woodstock, IL #adopt
Also WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Also WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY
Also hotdogs are for baseball games and baseball games alone.
Fuckin Brats. Like *real honest to God fuckin Brats* cannot be beaten. Best part of Wisconsin was having a guy down the road who made the best brats I've ever had.
Fuckin Brats. Like *real honest to God fuckin Brats* cannot be beaten. Best part of Wisconsin was having a guy down the road who made the best brats I've ever had.
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Also hotdogs are for baseball games and baseball games alone.
Fuckin Brats. Like *real honest to God fuckin Brats* cannot be beaten. Best part of Wisconsin was having a guy down the road who made the best brats I've ever had.
Fuckin Brats. Like *real honest to God fuckin Brats* cannot be beaten. Best part of Wisconsin was having a guy down the road who made the best brats I've ever had.
No fuckin shit, man. What I liked about growing up in a mixed Quebec/polish immigrant enclave was being jammed in with the pierogi, galumpke, and kielbasa folks. Then the Puerto Ricans came and the food got even better.
That Parish had *wild* potlucks in like 5 languages.
That Parish had *wild* potlucks in like 5 languages.
February 10, 2026 at 1:37 AM
No fuckin shit, man. What I liked about growing up in a mixed Quebec/polish immigrant enclave was being jammed in with the pierogi, galumpke, and kielbasa folks. Then the Puerto Ricans came and the food got even better.
That Parish had *wild* potlucks in like 5 languages.
That Parish had *wild* potlucks in like 5 languages.
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Conservatives buy more merch. Liberals wear it with purpose.
Ours isn’t cult branding, 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴. Immigration enforcement under Trump escalated to war on society - we say #ChingaLaMigra - 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄: belib.org/ChingaLaMigra
Ours isn’t cult branding, 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴. Immigration enforcement under Trump escalated to war on society - we say #ChingaLaMigra - 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄: belib.org/ChingaLaMigra
February 9, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Conservatives buy more merch. Liberals wear it with purpose.
Ours isn’t cult branding, 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴. Immigration enforcement under Trump escalated to war on society - we say #ChingaLaMigra - 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄: belib.org/ChingaLaMigra
Ours isn’t cult branding, 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴. Immigration enforcement under Trump escalated to war on society - we say #ChingaLaMigra - 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄: belib.org/ChingaLaMigra
*hackles go up, claws and teeth instinctively bare*
By The Great Squirrel I Will Make This World My Battlefield If The Liquid Quebec Gold Is Threatened
By The Great Squirrel I Will Make This World My Battlefield If The Liquid Quebec Gold Is Threatened
February 10, 2026 at 1:28 AM
*hackles go up, claws and teeth instinctively bare*
By The Great Squirrel I Will Make This World My Battlefield If The Liquid Quebec Gold Is Threatened
By The Great Squirrel I Will Make This World My Battlefield If The Liquid Quebec Gold Is Threatened