Timberdoodle
@timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social
Same weird forester/forest ecologist/occasional essayist you knew from Twitter. Just a big damn squirrel specializing in regenerative forestry practices and encouraging old growth character
Known by some as "Gandalf" and "That God Damned Tree Wizard"
Known by some as "Gandalf" and "That God Damned Tree Wizard"
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Timberdoodle
@timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social
· Oct 24
a group of knights are standing in a dark room
ALT: a group of knights are standing in a dark room
media.tenor.com
Be forewarned, I am deeply unserious about a great many things.
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Spent some quality time cleaning up Alan, this olive i acquired a couple years back, today. He’s much happier with the direct sun in our new yard, but got quite leggy in the shade at our old place. Need a plan to prune him to prepare him for Spring.
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Spent some quality time cleaning up Alan, this olive i acquired a couple years back, today. He’s much happier with the direct sun in our new yard, but got quite leggy in the shade at our old place. Need a plan to prune him to prepare him for Spring.
This is how we found out that Tom Clancy has an intense kink for pregnant gals.
Some people are very good at writing sex and some people are good at believing that they are good at writing sex, the first is a tremendously impressive skill and the second is what makes for deeply uncomfortable author presentations at science fiction conventions
There's nothing wrong with literary porn, but some of the crap those guys wrote was "Have you actuallly ever HAD sex?"
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This is how we found out that Tom Clancy has an intense kink for pregnant gals.
The latest event in the Dipshit Olympics happens to be "piss off shipbuilding in two critically important yards, one of whom is in a battleground state"
BREAKING: Navy Cancels Constellation-class Frigate Program, Considering New Small Surface Combatants — USNI News
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Navy Cancels Constellation-class Frigate Program - USNI News
The Navy is walking away from the Constellation-class frigate program to focus on new classes of warships the service can build faster, Secretary of the Navy John Phelan announced Tuesday on social me...
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November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The latest event in the Dipshit Olympics happens to be "piss off shipbuilding in two critically important yards, one of whom is in a battleground state"
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The proper use of duct tape. 🍁💪
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The proper use of duct tape. 🍁💪
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And I’m sure Susan Collins is very concerned.
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
And I’m sure Susan Collins is very concerned.
TURN ON GEORGIA PUBLIC BROADCASTING, MY BELOVED!!!!
THE CIVIL WAR BY KEN BURNS IS REMASTERED AND ON THE TUBE!!!!
THE CIVIL WAR BY KEN BURNS IS REMASTERED AND ON THE TUBE!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
TURN ON GEORGIA PUBLIC BROADCASTING, MY BELOVED!!!!
THE CIVIL WAR BY KEN BURNS IS REMASTERED AND ON THE TUBE!!!!
THE CIVIL WAR BY KEN BURNS IS REMASTERED AND ON THE TUBE!!!!
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#OTD in 1863, 23,000 Union Troops storm Missionary Ridge in one of the all time epic charges in American military history decisively routing Confederate forces and opening the literal and symbolic “Gateway to the South” (1
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
#OTD in 1863, 23,000 Union Troops storm Missionary Ridge in one of the all time epic charges in American military history decisively routing Confederate forces and opening the literal and symbolic “Gateway to the South” (1
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You can do everything asked for when cycling and still run the risk of being hit by some irresponsible drink driver.
Drink driving should be a decade long ban. If someone needs their licence then they shouldn't drink and drive. It's not hard.
And that twat is still the mayor.
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Drink driving should be a decade long ban. If someone needs their licence then they shouldn't drink and drive. It's not hard.
And that twat is still the mayor.
road.cc/content/news...
Drunk mayor knocked cyclist off bike after "four or five pints of Stella" at party
Court heard cyclist had lights, hi-vis clothing and reflectors, but was knocked off his bike by a local mayor, more than two times over the drink drive limit, who has now been banned from driving for ...
road.cc
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
You can do everything asked for when cycling and still run the risk of being hit by some irresponsible drink driver.
Drink driving should be a decade long ban. If someone needs their licence then they shouldn't drink and drive. It's not hard.
And that twat is still the mayor.
road.cc/content/news...
Drink driving should be a decade long ban. If someone needs their licence then they shouldn't drink and drive. It's not hard.
And that twat is still the mayor.
road.cc/content/news...
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Got my copy of @simonroy.bsky.social's last comic, and my illustration is in excellent company in the pin-up gallery.
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Got my copy of @simonroy.bsky.social's last comic, and my illustration is in excellent company in the pin-up gallery.
Solution found.
I traded a 20-rack of oak seedlings for a pound of coffee, ten burlap sacks, and SIXTY PALLETS
I traded a 20-rack of oak seedlings for a pound of coffee, ten burlap sacks, and SIXTY PALLETS
Well it's guess-who-got-screwed-by-tariffs o'clock!!
Bench prices are so high now that I either have to build my own benches, or increase the price of seedlings by a dollar each to cover the cost.
Swear to God building a small business in this crap is like doing it in Legendary Mode.
Bench prices are so high now that I either have to build my own benches, or increase the price of seedlings by a dollar each to cover the cost.
Swear to God building a small business in this crap is like doing it in Legendary Mode.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Solution found.
I traded a 20-rack of oak seedlings for a pound of coffee, ten burlap sacks, and SIXTY PALLETS
I traded a 20-rack of oak seedlings for a pound of coffee, ten burlap sacks, and SIXTY PALLETS
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I thought turkeys were our allies in The War on Cars!
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I thought turkeys were our allies in The War on Cars!
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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25 November 1911 | Czech Jew, Bedřich Kaufmann, was born in Prague.
He was deported to #Auschwitz on 18 December 1943. He did not survive.
He was deported to #Auschwitz on 18 December 1943. He did not survive.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
25 November 1911 | Czech Jew, Bedřich Kaufmann, was born in Prague.
He was deported to #Auschwitz on 18 December 1943. He did not survive.
He was deported to #Auschwitz on 18 December 1943. He did not survive.
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
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Two things can be true:
You should not take off your shoes and put your feet on the chair ahead of you.
The Secretary of Transportation is not a serious person
You should not take off your shoes and put your feet on the chair ahead of you.
The Secretary of Transportation is not a serious person
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Two things can be true:
You should not take off your shoes and put your feet on the chair ahead of you.
The Secretary of Transportation is not a serious person
You should not take off your shoes and put your feet on the chair ahead of you.
The Secretary of Transportation is not a serious person
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We need to have a group of hecklers at these sorts of things. You know, what the press should be doing; but more disrespectful.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
We need to have a group of hecklers at these sorts of things. You know, what the press should be doing; but more disrespectful.
Well it's guess-who-got-screwed-by-tariffs o'clock!!
Bench prices are so high now that I either have to build my own benches, or increase the price of seedlings by a dollar each to cover the cost.
Swear to God building a small business in this crap is like doing it in Legendary Mode.
Bench prices are so high now that I either have to build my own benches, or increase the price of seedlings by a dollar each to cover the cost.
Swear to God building a small business in this crap is like doing it in Legendary Mode.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Well it's guess-who-got-screwed-by-tariffs o'clock!!
Bench prices are so high now that I either have to build my own benches, or increase the price of seedlings by a dollar each to cover the cost.
Swear to God building a small business in this crap is like doing it in Legendary Mode.
Bench prices are so high now that I either have to build my own benches, or increase the price of seedlings by a dollar each to cover the cost.
Swear to God building a small business in this crap is like doing it in Legendary Mode.
Lmfao this reminds me of the zombie movie "pontypool" where all the anglophones are going mad at once.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Lmfao this reminds me of the zombie movie "pontypool" where all the anglophones are going mad at once.
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These CRIMINALS keep demanding JURY TRIALS to establish whether they are, in fact, CRIMINALS. We must put an end to this
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
These CRIMINALS keep demanding JURY TRIALS to establish whether they are, in fact, CRIMINALS. We must put an end to this
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1. I do not think this is going to go well for them, because it is going to be just as clown shoes as everything they've tried to throw at Comey or James
2. "we can go after ex-military congressmembers for things they say in public" is really not a pandora's box the GOP wants opened
2. "we can go after ex-military congressmembers for things they say in public" is really not a pandora's box the GOP wants opened
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
1. I do not think this is going to go well for them, because it is going to be just as clown shoes as everything they've tried to throw at Comey or James
2. "we can go after ex-military congressmembers for things they say in public" is really not a pandora's box the GOP wants opened
2. "we can go after ex-military congressmembers for things they say in public" is really not a pandora's box the GOP wants opened
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hank hill would kill himself if he saw this shit
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
hank hill would kill himself if he saw this shit
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24 November 1917 | Dutch Jew, Leon Salomon van der Stam, was born in Amsterdam.
He was deported to #Auschwitz from #Westerbork in February 1943. He did not survive.
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Learn about the fate of Jews deported from the German-occupied Netherlands to Auschwitz: http://lekcja.auschwitz.org/32_en/
He was deported to #Auschwitz from #Westerbork in February 1943. He did not survive.
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Learn about the fate of Jews deported from the German-occupied Netherlands to Auschwitz: http://lekcja.auschwitz.org/32_en/
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
24 November 1917 | Dutch Jew, Leon Salomon van der Stam, was born in Amsterdam.
He was deported to #Auschwitz from #Westerbork in February 1943. He did not survive.
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Learn about the fate of Jews deported from the German-occupied Netherlands to Auschwitz: http://lekcja.auschwitz.org/32_en/
He was deported to #Auschwitz from #Westerbork in February 1943. He did not survive.
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Learn about the fate of Jews deported from the German-occupied Netherlands to Auschwitz: http://lekcja.auschwitz.org/32_en/