Timberdoodle
@timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social
Same weird forester/forest ecologist/occasional essayist you knew from Twitter. Just a big damn squirrel specializing in regenerative forestry practices and encouraging old growth character
Known by some as "Gandalf" and "That God Damned Tree Wizard"
Known by some as "Gandalf" and "That God Damned Tree Wizard"
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Timberdoodle
@timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social
· Oct 24
a group of knights are standing in a dark room
ALT: a group of knights are standing in a dark room
media.tenor.com
Be forewarned, I am deeply unserious about a great many things.
I fucking *hated* dealing with concessionaires.
they shut down all of the Hiawatha NF campgrounds in 2023 by throwing a tantrum bc they lowballed the contract bid so bad they couldn't afford to do it.
they shut down all of the Hiawatha NF campgrounds in 2023 by throwing a tantrum bc they lowballed the contract bid so bad they couldn't afford to do it.
February 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I fucking *hated* dealing with concessionaires.
they shut down all of the Hiawatha NF campgrounds in 2023 by throwing a tantrum bc they lowballed the contract bid so bad they couldn't afford to do it.
they shut down all of the Hiawatha NF campgrounds in 2023 by throwing a tantrum bc they lowballed the contract bid so bad they couldn't afford to do it.
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lol Trump nominated a concessionaire executive to run the National Park Service.
media.delawarenorth.com/executive-bi...
media.delawarenorth.com/executive-bi...
Scott Socha - Delaware North Newsroom
Scott Socha is group president for Parks and Resorts, Travel and Delaware North Australia. His role is based at the company’s global headquarters in Buffalo, N.Y.
media.delawarenorth.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
lol Trump nominated a concessionaire executive to run the National Park Service.
media.delawarenorth.com/executive-bi...
media.delawarenorth.com/executive-bi...
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Pam Bondi brought a document to the Judiciary Committee today that had my search history of the Epstein files on it.
The DOJ is spying on members of Congress. It’s a disgrace and I won’t stand for it.
The DOJ is spying on members of Congress. It’s a disgrace and I won’t stand for it.
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Pam Bondi brought a document to the Judiciary Committee today that had my search history of the Epstein files on it.
The DOJ is spying on members of Congress. It’s a disgrace and I won’t stand for it.
The DOJ is spying on members of Congress. It’s a disgrace and I won’t stand for it.
Why do his shit takes get worse by the day.
Also, *How*
Also, *How*
February 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Why do his shit takes get worse by the day.
Also, *How*
Also, *How*
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He got out after 3 months in an ICE gulag.
My electrician is a green card holder who's been here since he was a kid. He got married to a citizen, applied for citizenship, went to court for the papers and when he got there ICE kidnapped him and he's been locked up for a month.
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
He got out after 3 months in an ICE gulag.
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Splurging on an item that you can use to feed yourself for three dinners (including soup)
What next? Are you going to claim that Beans are a luxury item?!
What next? Are you going to claim that Beans are a luxury item?!
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Splurging on an item that you can use to feed yourself for three dinners (including soup)
What next? Are you going to claim that Beans are a luxury item?!
What next? Are you going to claim that Beans are a luxury item?!
I wager she will have trouble going to the supermarket re: orange jumpsuit
February 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I wager she will have trouble going to the supermarket re: orange jumpsuit
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NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
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I was not prepared.
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I was not prepared.
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February 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Well, this sorta crap was the logical conclusion from the get-go.
The lists and data they have been assembling added up to one final goal: strike packages.
Next logical step is people being labeled as terrorists and put in camps.
Wont take long for those warehouses to be ready.
The lists and data they have been assembling added up to one final goal: strike packages.
Next logical step is people being labeled as terrorists and put in camps.
Wont take long for those warehouses to be ready.
NEW: CBP signs a new deal with Clearview AI to access its scraped image database for "tactical targeting," including efforts to “disrupt, degrade, and dismantle” networks of people labeled security threats.
CBP Signs Clearview AI Deal to Use Face Recognition for ‘Tactical Targeting’
US Border Patrol intelligence units will gain access to a face recognition tool built on billions of images scraped from the internet.
www.wired.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Well, this sorta crap was the logical conclusion from the get-go.
The lists and data they have been assembling added up to one final goal: strike packages.
Next logical step is people being labeled as terrorists and put in camps.
Wont take long for those warehouses to be ready.
The lists and data they have been assembling added up to one final goal: strike packages.
Next logical step is people being labeled as terrorists and put in camps.
Wont take long for those warehouses to be ready.
*then do something*
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
*then do something*
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11 February 1943 | A transport of 1,184 Jewish men, women and children arrived at #Auschwitz from Westerbork in the occupied Netherlands.
After arrival selection, 113 men and 66 women were registered in the camp. The remaining 1,005 people were murdered in gas chambers.
After arrival selection, 113 men and 66 women were registered in the camp. The remaining 1,005 people were murdered in gas chambers.
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
11 February 1943 | A transport of 1,184 Jewish men, women and children arrived at #Auschwitz from Westerbork in the occupied Netherlands.
After arrival selection, 113 men and 66 women were registered in the camp. The remaining 1,005 people were murdered in gas chambers.
After arrival selection, 113 men and 66 women were registered in the camp. The remaining 1,005 people were murdered in gas chambers.
lol nice.
yeah the Black Lion III is..... intense. I'm not going to produce them en masse bc the filament use is up to 3.64g. But for people who are hardcore and want the loudest, angriest whistle possible, it fits the bill.
going up on Thingiverse in the #10 folder in a few mins.
yeah the Black Lion III is..... intense. I'm not going to produce them en masse bc the filament use is up to 3.64g. But for people who are hardcore and want the loudest, angriest whistle possible, it fits the bill.
going up on Thingiverse in the #10 folder in a few mins.
February 11, 2026 at 4:55 PM
lol nice.
yeah the Black Lion III is..... intense. I'm not going to produce them en masse bc the filament use is up to 3.64g. But for people who are hardcore and want the loudest, angriest whistle possible, it fits the bill.
going up on Thingiverse in the #10 folder in a few mins.
yeah the Black Lion III is..... intense. I'm not going to produce them en masse bc the filament use is up to 3.64g. But for people who are hardcore and want the loudest, angriest whistle possible, it fits the bill.
going up on Thingiverse in the #10 folder in a few mins.
ie: like, Revolution vs. Napoleonic vs. Crimean vs. Civil War
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
ie: like, Revolution vs. Napoleonic vs. Crimean vs. Civil War
if memory serves, the redcoats broke a few times and had to re-form though, right?
the concept of Line engagements is just so brutal. has anybody published on the statistical occurrence of routing and line-breaking and done an analysis of factors leading to it and prevalence in diff. wars?
the concept of Line engagements is just so brutal. has anybody published on the statistical occurrence of routing and line-breaking and done an analysis of factors leading to it and prevalence in diff. wars?
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
if memory serves, the redcoats broke a few times and had to re-form though, right?
the concept of Line engagements is just so brutal. has anybody published on the statistical occurrence of routing and line-breaking and done an analysis of factors leading to it and prevalence in diff. wars?
the concept of Line engagements is just so brutal. has anybody published on the statistical occurrence of routing and line-breaking and done an analysis of factors leading to it and prevalence in diff. wars?
look at that shitass trigger discipline.
Here's the "do something, bitch" bodycam video from Chicago last Oct when a Border Patrol supervisor shot Marimar Martinez 5 times. They lied about her "ambushing" and ramming their vehicle, called her a "domestic terrorist." Case against her fell apart.
youtu.be/lcnWaiLtBKY?...
youtu.be/lcnWaiLtBKY?...
Body camera footage released in Marimar Martinez shooting case
A trove of evidence was released Tuesday in the controversial shooting of Marimar Martinez by an immigration agent at the height of Operation Midway Blitz, including body-worn camera footage showing…
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
look at that shitass trigger discipline.
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One Boston Children’s Hospital researcher said, “This is like asking, how do you think dropping an atomic bomb on New York City will affect the future of Broadway musicals? This is a generational loss of innovation, technology, and economic power.” www.bostonglobe.com/2026/02/09/m...
They came to Massachusetts to cure disease. Now they’re packing up their labs. - The Boston Globe
In a first-of-its-kind survey, the Globe asked hundreds of scientists about the impact of federal funding cuts.
www.bostonglobe.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:39 PM
One Boston Children’s Hospital researcher said, “This is like asking, how do you think dropping an atomic bomb on New York City will affect the future of Broadway musicals? This is a generational loss of innovation, technology, and economic power.” www.bostonglobe.com/2026/02/09/m...
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Trump threatens bridge to prevent Canadians from visiting country Canadians do not want to visit
Trump threatens bridge to prevent Canadians from visiting country Canadians do not want to visit
WASHINGTON, D.C. – U.S . President Donald Trump has threatened to halt the opening of a international bridge linking Windsor and Detroit, excluding Canadians from country that they have absolutely no ...
www.thebeaverton.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Trump threatens bridge to prevent Canadians from visiting country Canadians do not want to visit
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I and millions of Americans believe exactly the same thing Kasparov does.
Too many troops, too many new prisons, too much money not under Congressional supervision.
We're not just witnessing a mass deportation scheme anymore.
This is something significantly bigger and scarier.
Too many troops, too many new prisons, too much money not under Congressional supervision.
We're not just witnessing a mass deportation scheme anymore.
This is something significantly bigger and scarier.
February 11, 2026 at 9:37 AM
I and millions of Americans believe exactly the same thing Kasparov does.
Too many troops, too many new prisons, too much money not under Congressional supervision.
We're not just witnessing a mass deportation scheme anymore.
This is something significantly bigger and scarier.
Too many troops, too many new prisons, too much money not under Congressional supervision.
We're not just witnessing a mass deportation scheme anymore.
This is something significantly bigger and scarier.
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"Oh," the emperor of the galaxy said, "what happened to that monkey world?"
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
"Oh," the emperor of the galaxy said, "what happened to that monkey world?"
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
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“ICE aren’t actually fearful of their safety. What they’re fearful of is not being invited to baseball games or not being invited to the pub with their friends. Community exclusion – that’s what they’re fearful of.”
– ICE List Founder
bsky.app/profile/mria...
– ICE List Founder
bsky.app/profile/mria...
February 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
“ICE aren’t actually fearful of their safety. What they’re fearful of is not being invited to baseball games or not being invited to the pub with their friends. Community exclusion – that’s what they’re fearful of.”
– ICE List Founder
bsky.app/profile/mria...
– ICE List Founder
bsky.app/profile/mria...