Timberdoodle
@timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social
Same weird forester/forest ecologist/occasional essayist you knew from Twitter. Just a big damn squirrel specializing in regenerative forestry practices and encouraging old growth character
Known by some as "Gandalf" and "That God Damned Tree Wizard"
Known by some as "Gandalf" and "That God Damned Tree Wizard"
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Timberdoodle
@timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social
· Oct 24
a group of knights are standing in a dark room
ALT: a group of knights are standing in a dark room
media.tenor.com
Be forewarned, I am deeply unserious about a great many things.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
This is gonna be biblical.
Do it, you dumb orange fuck.
This is gonna be biblical.
Do it, you dumb orange fuck.
February 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
This is gonna be biblical.
Do it, you dumb orange fuck.
This is gonna be biblical.
Do it, you dumb orange fuck.
Okay I was ambivalent with the new muppet show until Sabrina Carpenter and Kermit did a duet of Islands in the Stream and she sang so well and it reminded me of Dolly and I was like "okay cool now I like it."
HOLY SHIT THEYRE SINGING QUEEN NOW.
HOLY SHIT THEYRE SINGING QUEEN NOW.
February 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Okay I was ambivalent with the new muppet show until Sabrina Carpenter and Kermit did a duet of Islands in the Stream and she sang so well and it reminded me of Dolly and I was like "okay cool now I like it."
HOLY SHIT THEYRE SINGING QUEEN NOW.
HOLY SHIT THEYRE SINGING QUEEN NOW.
Also that paper comes from forests where we are doing restoration work. Your books and toilet paper help fund projects that steer second growth hardwood forests back toward high-complexity, uneven-aged, mature character
In terms of paper waste, maybe, but ebooks aren'tthe solution. Speaking as a librarian, ebooks are the bane of my fucking existence. I can buy 10 MMPB for the cost of 1 restricted access temporary license ebook. See:
bsky.app/profile/book...
bsky.app/profile/book...
Mass market paperbacks that were unsold within 90 or 120 days had their covers stripped (as proof of destruction) then were pulped. Up to 50% of the print run would be destroyed this way. Horribly wasteful: we're MUCH better off with ebooks as the cheap/disposable reading format of choice.
February 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Also that paper comes from forests where we are doing restoration work. Your books and toilet paper help fund projects that steer second growth hardwood forests back toward high-complexity, uneven-aged, mature character
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It’s true that federal agents are attacking our city, abducting our neighbors, terrifying tens of thousands of people into hiding. But you’ve rooted out the real enemy: the liberals who are also fighting them, but not leftishly enough.
February 7, 2026 at 11:17 PM
It’s true that federal agents are attacking our city, abducting our neighbors, terrifying tens of thousands of people into hiding. But you’ve rooted out the real enemy: the liberals who are also fighting them, but not leftishly enough.
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OK so now the former CEO of Tumblr is running the Washington Post. Tumblr. A company whose history is a textbook case study in corporate value destruction.
February 7, 2026 at 11:13 PM
OK so now the former CEO of Tumblr is running the Washington Post. Tumblr. A company whose history is a textbook case study in corporate value destruction.
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Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.
February 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.
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Talked with a friend who said their LGBTQ community could do for some ICE whistles, and an hour later, the rainbow filament arrived.
a cartoon of a man giving an ok sign and the word perfection below him
Alt: a cartoon of a man giving an ok sign and the word perfection below him
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Talked with a friend who said their LGBTQ community could do for some ICE whistles, and an hour later, the rainbow filament arrived.
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photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭
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It doesn’t get any more disgusting than this.
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
It doesn’t get any more disgusting than this.
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Apparently some people erroneously concluded (without doing any research like simply looking at Tawny Newsome’s Instagram) that Avery Brooks wasn’t involved with this episode in any way, so I’m sharing this again and encouraging you to follow the people who write the damn episodes.
February 7, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Apparently some people erroneously concluded (without doing any research like simply looking at Tawny Newsome’s Instagram) that Avery Brooks wasn’t involved with this episode in any way, so I’m sharing this again and encouraging you to follow the people who write the damn episodes.
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i love that they're just ... giving the dildos back so people can throw them again!
🚨Minneapolis Police gather up DILDOS to throw back at protesters from the street after they were thrown into the street to protest ICE, creating quite the scene.
LIVE NOW ⬇️
LIVE NOW ⬇️
February 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
i love that they're just ... giving the dildos back so people can throw them again!
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A senior Yorkshire Terrier was rescued at the bottom of a trash chute in Washington.
The malnourished, neglected dog — now named Apple — is doing much better after volunteers have taken her in to nurse her back to health.
The malnourished, neglected dog — now named Apple — is doing much better after volunteers have taken her in to nurse her back to health.
Senior dog dumped in trash chute is rescued, now ‘nonstop wagging her tail’
The malnourished, neglected dog — now named Apple — has been recovering and is “so joyful” since her rescue, said her foster Georgia Dodson.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
A senior Yorkshire Terrier was rescued at the bottom of a trash chute in Washington.
The malnourished, neglected dog — now named Apple — is doing much better after volunteers have taken her in to nurse her back to health.
The malnourished, neglected dog — now named Apple — is doing much better after volunteers have taken her in to nurse her back to health.
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7 February 1918 | A Polish woman, Maria Juszczyk, was born in Zajszyn.
In #Auschwitz from 1 July 1942.
No. 8162
She perished in the camp on 21 October 1942.
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▶ Video about the history of Auschwitz: https://youtu.be/Fxnl5HTygrs
In #Auschwitz from 1 July 1942.
No. 8162
She perished in the camp on 21 October 1942.
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▶ Video about the history of Auschwitz: https://youtu.be/Fxnl5HTygrs
February 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
7 February 1918 | A Polish woman, Maria Juszczyk, was born in Zajszyn.
In #Auschwitz from 1 July 1942.
No. 8162
She perished in the camp on 21 October 1942.
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▶ Video about the history of Auschwitz: https://youtu.be/Fxnl5HTygrs
In #Auschwitz from 1 July 1942.
No. 8162
She perished in the camp on 21 October 1942.
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▶ Video about the history of Auschwitz: https://youtu.be/Fxnl5HTygrs
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this guy fucking sucks so hard
“Olympic figure skater Alysa Liu nearly missed her Friday skate in the Milano skating area because the vice president’s massive motorcade was blocking the arena’s parking lot. ‘We almost didn’t make it,’ Liu’s coach, Phillip DiGuglielmo, told the Washington Post.”
February 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
this guy fucking sucks so hard
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ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
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February 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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The history of Black Canadians is one of relentless progress, earned through perseverance, and carried forward by opening doors for so many to follow.
This week, we celebrated 30 years of Black History Month in Canada.
This week, we celebrated 30 years of Black History Month in Canada.
February 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The history of Black Canadians is one of relentless progress, earned through perseverance, and carried forward by opening doors for so many to follow.
This week, we celebrated 30 years of Black History Month in Canada.
This week, we celebrated 30 years of Black History Month in Canada.
hey. this is a weird idea. but would it be possible to make a facepaint pattern for your face that is a barcode so that when an ICE agent tries to scan your face, it just pops a link to like Goatse or something?
February 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
hey. this is a weird idea. but would it be possible to make a facepaint pattern for your face that is a barcode so that when an ICE agent tries to scan your face, it just pops a link to like Goatse or something?
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everyone knows about the Super Bowl winning kicks but for my money the best kick I’ve ever seen was Vinatieri booting the ball 45 yards through a blizzard to tie the Tuck Rule game
Wrote about Adam Vinatieri, Hall of Famer, and the start of it all. www.bostonglobe.com/2026/02/07/s...
Would the Patriots’ dynasty have ever happened without new Hall of Famer Adam Vinatieri? - The Boston Globe
Vinatieri won three Super Bowls with the Patriots and a fourth with the Colts. While he may have played more seasons in Indianapolis, he is an ultimate Patriot.
www.bostonglobe.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
everyone knows about the Super Bowl winning kicks but for my money the best kick I’ve ever seen was Vinatieri booting the ball 45 yards through a blizzard to tie the Tuck Rule game
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I gotta say, a boss who is basically saying to attorneys
"please stay, i won't ask you to do anything illegal, i promise"
does not inspire a whole lot of confidence!
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...
"please stay, i won't ask you to do anything illegal, i promise"
does not inspire a whole lot of confidence!
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...
February 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I gotta say, a boss who is basically saying to attorneys
"please stay, i won't ask you to do anything illegal, i promise"
does not inspire a whole lot of confidence!
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...
"please stay, i won't ask you to do anything illegal, i promise"
does not inspire a whole lot of confidence!
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...
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This is a perfect example of "I saw a thing that I could do and I started doing it"
ICE has grabbed so many people from their vehicles that there are abandoned cars across Minnesota.
This tow truck driver returns the cars for free as a public service, and he’s been getting death threats.
They hate the helpers.
Which is why must keep helping.
This tow truck driver returns the cars for free as a public service, and he’s been getting death threats.
They hate the helpers.
Which is why must keep helping.
Twin Cities tow truck driver returns abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests
Juan Leon sends a "chase" car to check out where abandoned vehicles are located and arranges discreet drop-offs. Since late December, he estimated they have dropped off 250 cars.
www.cbsnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
This is a perfect example of "I saw a thing that I could do and I started doing it"
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this is so funny, god bless louise lucas, Hero of the Commonwealth
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
this is so funny, god bless louise lucas, Hero of the Commonwealth