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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · Nov 18

Lifelong resident of Oklahoma and getting tired of the bullshit. Not looking for a date. No DMs unless I Actually Know You ~ they get deleted.
Liberal asf, proud Ally, mom of twins ~ you can’t scare me. MCFC fan for life. 🩵⚽️
I have the love of the best slobbery rescue mammals EVER. 🦋💙♾️

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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 3h

“Aye, Calypso, the places you've been to
The things that you've shown us, the stories you tell
Aye, Calypso, I sing to your spirit
The men who have served you so long and so well.”

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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 3h

Yep, 100% (but “i before e,” y’know)

TiggsCupcake @tiggsisacupcake.bsky.social · 3h

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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 3h

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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 23h

I’m never ordering from that place again

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JaneSlainLane @nyjanelane.bsky.social · 1d

if SNL doesn't cold open live in Portland with dancing frogs what are we even doing here

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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 1d

Happy National Coming Out Day! If your family isn’t supportive, I’m your mom now. Welcome to our family! Here, you are loved and accepted and encouraged to embrace the beauty of who you truly are. In our house, love is love.
🖤🤎❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩵🤍🩷 #allyouneedislove 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 2d

live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't laugh its ass off when you don't get the Nobel Peace Prize

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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 2d

Better stock up 🤣

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Lisa Reyna Loe @lisaloe.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Nobel Peace Prize day to all who celebrate! 🕊️

In a brilliant and well deserved move, an (1) antifa (2) Latina (3) woman, María Corina Machado, wins for her work promoting democratic rights in Venezuela.

María Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize for her work promoting democratic rights in Venezuela

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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 2d

Here, lemme fix that for you:

THE PIECE* PRESIDENT
*of shit

George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 2d

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CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cajunblue.bsky.social · 2d

🚨 She fights back. ✊🏼

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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 2d

Another.

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 3d

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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 2d

I am not a real woman, but apparently I am a very smart woman. #GoCubbies

omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 3d

We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions
~ Queen

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Queen - We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions Live

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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 3d

Yay!! I’m excited to learn!! Thanks, Eddie ~ your contributions are always so thoughtfully crafted and engaging!!

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retired-n-happy.bsky.social @retired-n-happy.bsky.social · 4d

Former DOJ prosecutor: “It is so hard to watch. And I would ask the American people, does that look like an Attorney General or does it look like a spokesperson for the president?”

Worth a listen - first honest coverage I’ve seen since yesterday’s shitshow of a hearing..

‘Does that look like an Attorney General?’: Ex-DOJ Prosecutor slams AG Bondi’s Senate appearance | CNN Politics

Ryan Crosswell, a former Federal Prosecutor who resigned after the Justice Department decided to drop corruption charges against New York City Mayor Eric Adams, slams Attorney General Pam Bondi after ...

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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 3d

🤣🤣🤣

darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 4d

omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 3d

“What a maroon.”
~ Bugs Bunny

omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 3d

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3d

Motion to replace the "Andy Card whispering to W. on 9/11" meme with this photo.

The back of his hair, the makeup line, and the giant folds of his neck waddle make it perfect.

Rubio Wormtongue speaks to King Trumpdim

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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 4d

Utterly disgusting
Completely reprehensible

omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 5d

It’s a fact. You can Google it.

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The Independent @the-independent.com · 7d

‘Daddy’s watching!’ SNL is back with a bang as Trump sketch rips president over wars, late-night and Epstein

SNL back with a bang as Trump sketch rips president over wars, late-night and Epstein

‘I’m just keeping an eye on SNL, making sure they don’t do anything too mean about me,’ James Austin Johnson, playing Trump, quipped during the cold open

www.the-independent.com

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