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omg mum’s woke af
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stealth ninja jedi pirate warrior goddess
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Lifelong resident of Oklahoma and getting tired of the bullshit. Not looking for a date. No DMs unless I Actually Know You ~ they get deleted.
Liberal asf, proud Ally, mom of twins ~ you can’t scare me. MCFC fan for life. 🩵⚽️
I have the love of the best slobbery rescue mammals EVER. 🦋💙♾️
This is the way.
I stopped at a drive through for lunch today. Call me petty, but when I placed my beverage order, I said “no ice”. Even though it didn’t change the world, it made me feel great to say it.
February 7, 2026 at 7:28 AM
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JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.
February 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I’m *still* with her. 💙
February 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6k...

Trump craps himself at 0:34

Watch the reactions to his horrific smell
Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
www.youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:09 AM
😃
In case you missed it, a Republican in *checks notes* … Texas — who Trump endorsed — just underperformed Trump by 30 points and lost a special election.

The panic is going to be delicious.
February 1, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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Imagine being a 42 year-old pleading with a known pedophilic sex criminal to fly you to his island so you can party with girls he assures you will be 25 or younger.

Then imagine lying about it to hundreds of millions—and continuing to lie even after your lie's revealed.

You don't hate Elon enough.
February 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Whoops.
The MELANIA reviews are in.
February 1, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I mean, since he’s shitting his pants anyway …
I’ve been scratching my head all day about why and who in the DOJ did this.
February 1, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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ROLLING STONE: “The damage from Miller’s grand designs are plain for all to see. Americans’ mistrust and hyper-partisanship has grown only more poisonous. The country feels like a tinder box and Miller, and ICE are running around with lit matches.” www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
January 31, 2026 at 4:49 PM
This individual is apparently a fan of and apologist for the 🍊🍕🤡💩 … I wouldn’t presume to tell anybody what to do but I’mma block the punk.
February 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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We all know why….
February 1, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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Witness told FBI Trump threatened to ‘disappear’ girl and have her ‘whole family killed’

www.rawstory.com/trump-epstei...
Witness told FBI Trump threatened to ‘disappear’ girl and have her ‘whole family killed’
Under penalty of perjury, a witness told the FBI back in 2016 that they had “personally witnessed” President Donald Trump threaten to “disappear” a girl and have her entire family killed, according to...
www.rawstory.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I would totally see “Melania” … as an episode of MST3K.
January 31, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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Did my part
Oh this is fun. Help tank Melania's movie on Amazon search results. Here's how.
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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😎
January 30, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Brutal column in the Kansas City Star about a local real estate company trying to avoid public scrutiny for selling ICE a property for a massive prison camp:

www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
January 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
January 31, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Y’all know the assignment.
January 31, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I’m guilty of having good taste in entertainment.
January 30, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Do you see it yet?

Kevin Hern had over a million dollars in PPP loans forgiven. Looks like he might’ve used the money to start his own little day trading gig.
January 28, 2026 at 12:58 PM
January 24, 2026 at 10:58 PM
HIS NAME WAS ALEX
January 24, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Me at work today. I’m not sure I “feel” 59 but I’m happy to be here ~ honestly didn’t think I’d make it this far. L’chaim!!
🥳♒️💜♾️
January 21, 2026 at 8:07 PM