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SHE'S HERE, SHE'S THERE, SHE'S EVERY-FKN-WHERE, ORBETTTEEE, ORBETTTEEEE #UTV #TheHorrorsPersist #sheffield 🐾🐾

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oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · Dec 26

"black cats aren't photogenic"

ok then explain this

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Gabby HC, but a ghost, hiding in a corner @scriblit.bsky.social · 1h

THE RESIGNATIONS OF PRIME MINISTER LECORNU WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 1h

French Prime Minister Sebastien Lecornu appointed by Macron for the second time yesterday is already threatening to resign if “conditions are no longer met”. (France Elects)

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oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 1h

I feel like I'm losing my mind

A screenshot of a Vinted item. The text says 'Simply Be purple jumper' and the photo is of a green jumper.

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oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 2h

Keeping this for when my mom questions why I'm being referred lol

oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 3h

Heads of State is a fun time, nothing serious just top lads

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oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 17h

Diane Keaton dying feels wrong to me, difficult to explain.

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oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 18h

Pouring one out for a legend

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The First Wives Club - You Don't Own Me

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oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 18h

Nooooooo, god I loved her

Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 18h

Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
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Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

people.com

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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 18h

PRO-TIP: Live your life in such a way that nobody celebrates you being shanked to death in prison.

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oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 19h

WOW that looks ACE

oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 19h

Oooh what's a saigon pearl?

oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 19h

The good stuff right here

oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 20h

Was*

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oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 20h

Just want to make it plainly clear, I absolutely speak ill of the dead. I will happily rap about the dead if the dead in question is a massive fucking piece of shit.

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oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 20h

cool

Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 20h

Lost Prophets singer Ian Watkins killed in prison

Ian Watkins was serving a 35-year sentence imposed in 2013 after admitting 13 child sex offences.

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 1d

The era of "It isn't fair to pick on him, he's just a kid, he didn't choose to be in the limelight" is definitely over, so feel free to say he looks like he throws pets into a woodchipper with an expressionless face and a heart rate of 60bpm.

Trump's weird, serial killer-looking son might get a top job at TikTok.

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oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 1d

Who are they KIDDING with that final line lmao

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

Trump got a Covid vaccine today.

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oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 1d

Good for him, go get your chillax on lad

Sky News @news.sky.com · 1d

Horse that bolted through London retires

A military horse that bolted through London after being startled by construction work has retired.

news.sky.com

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oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 1d

They think the cut aways are rubbish and bring nothing, they think he's too handsome to play him, they're beefing with the accuracy, too sexualised etc