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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 8h

not too cold for a crop top

Mirror selfie. I'm wearing blue jeans, a white ribbed crop top, and a green plaid over shirt with a blue jays baseball cap on

a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 20h

To be fair I myself have also had nothing to say for a long long time because I don't have the time or energy to form any coherent thought worth engaging with, unfortunately

a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 20h

Yes v true a good point

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 20h

Never thought I'd say this but scrolling the timelines has no allure to me these days

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 22h

Easier to rage bait :'(

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 22h

Ahh I see

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 22h

maybe it's because I'm not from there but literally who cares?? why are americans talking about this like it's this abhorrent thing? what am I missing like they could bulldoze canadian parliament and I wouldn't blink

Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 1d

Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 23h

My son literally never stops babbling and that's the only way you know he's my son because he sure as hell doesn't look like me

a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 1d

getting back into comic books lately if it wasnt obvious

a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 1d

married superbat is the best superbat

Comic panel of Superman and Batman looking down at their sons, Superboy and Robin. Superman is saying "you vous did well today. Batman and I will get your HQ fixed up and add more protection." Batman says, "I'll pay for it." And Superman replies, "I thought that went without saying."

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 2d

Making this account just a bit more anonymous for now since I can't lock it. Applied for a job 🤷🏻‍♀️

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3d

Drive two hours just to be told to put Vaseline or cortisone cream on my sons rash 👍🏻👍🏻

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3d

they drove Mitch Marner out of town after the Leafs lost in playoffs last year and he got snatched up by the fucking Knights I hate Toronto fans forever!!

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3d

Evil Toronto sports fans turn your gaze upon shohei

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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 3d

new york is the toronto of america

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3d

I have never in my LIFE been stressed about baseball and yet

a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3d

woof

a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3d

When that ball left the field I had both hands in the air like they could see me celebrate

a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3d

If the Mariners take this one I'll be hopping on their bandwagon for a ride back to Seattle

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3d

My 4yo, jumping up and down on the couch: "go boys! go blue team!"

This just in, baseball excitement has overridden her disdain for the male sex

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3d

blue jays fans I forgot to buy beer

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 4d

My injured ear is ringing so aggressively I'm getting a migraine

a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 4d

Unfortunately not my first rodeo with this ear. It's mostly just muted sound on that side now not as painful as it was Saturday

a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 4d

Nurse practitioner said my ear was "a hot mess" and I might've burst the eardrum again 👍🏻

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 4d

Only my three most loyal mutuals see my posts here I exist in my own little lonely void

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