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not too cold for a crop top
To be fair I myself have also had nothing to say for a long long time because I don't have the time or energy to form any coherent thought worth engaging with, unfortunately
Yes v true a good point
Never thought I'd say this but scrolling the timelines has no allure to me these days
Easier to rage bait :'(
maybe it's because I'm not from there but literally who cares?? why are americans talking about this like it's this abhorrent thing? what am I missing like they could bulldoze canadian parliament and I wouldn't blink
Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
My son literally never stops babbling and that's the only way you know he's my son because he sure as hell doesn't look like me
getting back into comic books lately if it wasnt obvious
married superbat is the best superbat
Making this account just a bit more anonymous for now since I can't lock it. Applied for a job 🤷🏻‍♀️
Drive two hours just to be told to put Vaseline or cortisone cream on my sons rash 👍🏻👍🏻
they drove Mitch Marner out of town after the Leafs lost in playoffs last year and he got snatched up by the fucking Knights I hate Toronto fans forever!!
Evil Toronto sports fans turn your gaze upon shohei
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new york is the toronto of america
I have never in my LIFE been stressed about baseball and yet
When that ball left the field I had both hands in the air like they could see me celebrate
If the Mariners take this one I'll be hopping on their bandwagon for a ride back to Seattle
My 4yo, jumping up and down on the couch: "go boys! go blue team!"

This just in, baseball excitement has overridden her disdain for the male sex
blue jays fans I forgot to buy beer
My injured ear is ringing so aggressively I'm getting a migraine
Unfortunately not my first rodeo with this ear. It's mostly just muted sound on that side now not as painful as it was Saturday
Nurse practitioner said my ear was "a hot mess" and I might've burst the eardrum again 👍🏻
Only my three most loyal mutuals see my posts here I exist in my own little lonely void