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@orionsbelt.bsky.social
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jr milf, pretty boy, women's sports enjoyer
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 1h
Easier to rage bait :'(
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 1h
Ahh I see
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 2h
maybe it's because I'm not from there but literally who cares?? why are americans talking about this like it's this abhorrent thing? what am I missing like they could bulldoze canadian parliament and I wouldn't blink
stephenking.bsky.social Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 6h
Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
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orionsbelt.bsky.social
a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3h
My son literally never stops babbling and that's the only way you know he's my son because he sure as hell doesn't look like me
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 22h
getting back into comic books lately if it wasnt obvious
orionsbelt.bsky.social
a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 1d
married superbat is the best superbat
Comic panel of Superman and Batman looking down at their sons, Superboy and Robin. Superman is saying "you vous did well today. Batman and I will get your HQ fixed up and add more protection." Batman says, "I'll pay for it." And Superman replies, "I thought that went without saying."
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orionsbelt.bsky.social
a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 1d
Making this account just a bit more anonymous for now since I can't lock it. Applied for a job 🤷🏻‍♀️
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 2d
Drive two hours just to be told to put Vaseline or cortisone cream on my sons rash 👍🏻👍🏻
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 2d
they drove Mitch Marner out of town after the Leafs lost in playoffs last year and he got snatched up by the fucking Knights I hate Toronto fans forever!!
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 2d
Evil Toronto sports fans turn your gaze upon shohei
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 2d
new york is the toronto of america
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orionsbelt.bsky.social
a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 2d
I have never in my LIFE been stressed about baseball and yet
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 2d
woof
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 2d
When that ball left the field I had both hands in the air like they could see me celebrate
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 2d
If the Mariners take this one I'll be hopping on their bandwagon for a ride back to Seattle
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3d
My 4yo, jumping up and down on the couch: "go boys! go blue team!"

This just in, baseball excitement has overridden her disdain for the male sex
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3d
blue jays fans I forgot to buy beer
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3d
My injured ear is ringing so aggressively I'm getting a migraine
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3d
Unfortunately not my first rodeo with this ear. It's mostly just muted sound on that side now not as painful as it was Saturday
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3d
Nurse practitioner said my ear was "a hot mess" and I might've burst the eardrum again 👍🏻
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3d
Only my three most loyal mutuals see my posts here I exist in my own little lonely void
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3d
cannot settle on a profile pic over here nothing feels right about this appppp
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 3d
honorary canadian now, regardless of tomorrow btw
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 4d
It's a relief to know that whichever team gets through this series will flattened by shohei
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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 4d
Ear infection on a Sunday morning kill me