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Mona Lisa Vito
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World’s Okayest Lawyer™️ 📽️⛹🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍🍳✈️🐕🐈🥃🇺🇦 I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga. Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
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New stupid avatar. Don’t be alarmed. I’m still the same grumpy bitch.
I’ll say it. I liked HIM. Reasonable minds can differ.
Guys, did anyone tell Arby’s that “steak nuggets” means poop?

Anyway.
They’re not the Atlanta Bluejays.
as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
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Korn debut “Falling Away From Me” on South Park Season 3, Episode 10 Episode ‘Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery’ (1999)
I don’t feel sorry for Usha. She fuckin sucks as much as the rest of them. But boy howdy if someone put her hands in P’s hands like that she would not get far lol

(I don’t do violence but I’d be super mean)
So… you’ve never had homemade chicken soup? Sad life.
We don’t live in a trick or treat neighborhood either. All multi family around these parts.
Pro tip: if you don’t have young kids, go on a date on Halloween. Almost no one else is out. Walk into your favorite restaurant and choose from the plethora of available bar seats and then take your time eating.
Matt, you’re supposed to wear a costume!
I am legitimately freaking out - this is so cute, I am DYING.
When parvo delays your plans for world domination…
He typed them with his toe beans
Idk I still like to think I could kick a six year old’s ass if he was trying to kill me.

Same for that doll.
Oct 31st 1963 - Six year old Michael Myers killed his older sister Judith, while she was babysitting him.

📽️📅 Halloween (1978)
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Oct 31st - The Sanderson sisters were executed for practising witchcraft.
Oct 31st 1993 - They returned

📽️📅 Hocus Pocus (1993)
Steven Miller won’t see your skeets calling him Nosferatu but your friends that are vampires will. Be kind.
I think I’m gonna play Halloween movies while I work tomorrow.
The NE Ohio Sewer District should be publicly lauded as the pride of the Buckeye state.

I’ve never been to Ohio. Gotten as close as Pittsburgh.
That’ll teach her to take you to the vet
I was thinking about going to grab some breakfast as a Friday treat. And then …
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[gritting teeth] look at what a good sport I’m being
Happy International Cat Day to everyone who gets to have a cat and/or multiple cats.