Mona Lisa Vito
@outofnames.bsky.social
World’s Okayest Lawyer™️
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I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga.
Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
📽️⛹🏻♀️👩🏻🍳✈️🐕🐈🥃🇺🇦
I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga.
Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
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Mona Lisa Vito
@outofnames.bsky.social
· Jan 17
New stupid avatar. Don’t be alarmed. I’m still the same grumpy bitch.
I keep thinking about that girl at the thanksgiving parade where Al was like, a golden ticket to the rockettes! And she was like, I already went. Some people who aren’t child free should have been child free.
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I keep thinking about that girl at the thanksgiving parade where Al was like, a golden ticket to the rockettes! And she was like, I already went. Some people who aren’t child free should have been child free.
Hey guys, make sure Disney gets paid in all of this.
December 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hey guys, make sure Disney gets paid in all of this.
Atlanta United sold “special” memberships for events like this and held exactly zero lol
Minnesota United's President and Sporting Director had a happy hour just a couple days ago with fans. If it were held today, they would need security.
December 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Atlanta United sold “special” memberships for events like this and held exactly zero lol
I have some thoughts.
they really just let anyone address the nation now
December 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I have some thoughts.
My boss texted me after my meeting tonight to see how it went and the best I could do was, “no one died.” I’m OVER IT!!!! And I thought I’d be done after tomorrow but I have court Friday morning. HUMBUG.
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My boss texted me after my meeting tonight to see how it went and the best I could do was, “no one died.” I’m OVER IT!!!! And I thought I’d be done after tomorrow but I have court Friday morning. HUMBUG.
Such a good episode.
"Henry Corwin, normally unemployed, who once a year takes the lead role in the uniquely popular American institution, that of a department store Santa Claus, in a road-company version of The Night Before Christmas."
#S2E11
Twilight Zone's "Night of the Meek" stars Art Carney.
#S2E11
Twilight Zone's "Night of the Meek" stars Art Carney.
December 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Such a good episode.
In order to make our carry on situation next week slightly less complicated, I opted to UPS the Christmas gifts down to my parents’ house. Lol. 💸💸💸
December 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
In order to make our carry on situation next week slightly less complicated, I opted to UPS the Christmas gifts down to my parents’ house. Lol. 💸💸💸
About to hop on the line with Delta. For everyone’s sake, I’m praying they don’t PMO.
December 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
About to hop on the line with Delta. For everyone’s sake, I’m praying they don’t PMO.
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This is Willi and Rigatoni. They were saying not-so-nice things behind your back, but then you turned around. Super awkward. 13/10 for both (IG: wildwildwilli)
December 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This is Willi and Rigatoni. They were saying not-so-nice things behind your back, but then you turned around. Super awkward. 13/10 for both (IG: wildwildwilli)
I am *not* focused today
December 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I am *not* focused today
Ah, man. I woke up tired so I started to doze back off while P brushes his teeth, etc. Well, he couldn’t see me in my tangle of blankets so he squeezed my leg to make sure I was still in bed. I think that represents peak cozy.
December 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Ah, man. I woke up tired so I started to doze back off while P brushes his teeth, etc. Well, he couldn’t see me in my tangle of blankets so he squeezed my leg to make sure I was still in bed. I think that represents peak cozy.
DONE with in-person late meetings for the year. I have two more virtual ones this week but still celebrating the little ws.
December 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
DONE with in-person late meetings for the year. I have two more virtual ones this week but still celebrating the little ws.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
The Rob Reiner news is horrific.
December 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The Rob Reiner news is horrific.
I typically don’t mind watching football with P but tonight is especially good because I’m a little sick and it doesn’t matter if I just doze off …
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I typically don’t mind watching football with P but tonight is especially good because I’m a little sick and it doesn’t matter if I just doze off …
P upgraded our picture window curtain’s automatic opener doohickey. He then moved the old device to our shower curtain and made it motion activated. I dig it.
December 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
P upgraded our picture window curtain’s automatic opener doohickey. He then moved the old device to our shower curtain and made it motion activated. I dig it.
Unpopular opinion: the little kid in Jingle All the Way is annoying af
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Unpopular opinion: the little kid in Jingle All the Way is annoying af
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It’s free...it’s fun...it’s Monday Night Travel! You’re invited to hop on my virtual sleigh on Dec. 15 as I share a collection of fresh sizzle reels and highlights from my 2025/26 TV productions, plus a peek behind the scenes at my creative adventures at home.
Register now at www.ricksteves.com/mnt
Register now at www.ricksteves.com/mnt
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
It’s free...it’s fun...it’s Monday Night Travel! You’re invited to hop on my virtual sleigh on Dec. 15 as I share a collection of fresh sizzle reels and highlights from my 2025/26 TV productions, plus a peek behind the scenes at my creative adventures at home.
Register now at www.ricksteves.com/mnt
Register now at www.ricksteves.com/mnt
My mom said they had to hide the presents under their tree from my 26 month old niece. That girlie caught onto Christmas quick lol
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My mom said they had to hide the presents under their tree from my 26 month old niece. That girlie caught onto Christmas quick lol
To hell with restaurants that describe a salad as having “mixed greens” when it’s … iceberg and like one romaine leaf.
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
To hell with restaurants that describe a salad as having “mixed greens” when it’s … iceberg and like one romaine leaf.
I have a superiority complex about how much I love P but goddamn it he does this thing where when we’re both awake he decides everyone is okay with the bathroom lights being on. Our bathroom has many lights. I don’t want them to be on.
Yes, I’ve talked to him. This isn’t a hill to die on.
Yes, I’ve talked to him. This isn’t a hill to die on.
December 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I have a superiority complex about how much I love P but goddamn it he does this thing where when we’re both awake he decides everyone is okay with the bathroom lights being on. Our bathroom has many lights. I don’t want them to be on.
Yes, I’ve talked to him. This isn’t a hill to die on.
Yes, I’ve talked to him. This isn’t a hill to die on.
I cannot express how dreadful the inside of this house must be.
If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
December 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I cannot express how dreadful the inside of this house must be.
Im actually begging BlueSky to change
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Im actually begging BlueSky to change
Watching Dogma. Put it in my veeeeins
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Watching Dogma. Put it in my veeeeins