Mona Lisa Vito
@outofnames.bsky.social
World’s Okayest Lawyer™️
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I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga.
Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
📽️⛹🏻♀️👩🏻🍳✈️🐕🐈🥃🇺🇦
I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga.
Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
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Mona Lisa Vito
@outofnames.bsky.social
· Jan 17
New stupid avatar. Don’t be alarmed. I’m still the same grumpy bitch.
I resent Bob the Dragon Queen for being beautiful as a man or a woman. Same goes for Shangela. No fair.
February 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I resent Bob the Dragon Queen for being beautiful as a man or a woman. Same goes for Shangela. No fair.
I don’t know if it’s because it’s Olympics season (even though it’s Winter Olympics) but I’ve been using “high bar to clear” a lot
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I don’t know if it’s because it’s Olympics season (even though it’s Winter Olympics) but I’ve been using “high bar to clear” a lot
I have been sleeping on Ben and Jerry’s Gimme Smore.
February 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I have been sleeping on Ben and Jerry’s Gimme Smore.
Not everyone will like this, but I did. And we got a private screening since we went on a work day afternoon
February 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Not everyone will like this, but I did. And we got a private screening since we went on a work day afternoon
Top Model panel: let’s lose the jacket and necklaces. Next time come to panel in a more flattering cut of jeans and some better shoes.
i just wanna
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
February 13, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Top Model panel: let’s lose the jacket and necklaces. Next time come to panel in a more flattering cut of jeans and some better shoes.
I love anniversary season because it’s February 12th. Valentine’s Day is February 14th. We are super low key but we always turn it into a multi day hang sesh. This year with timing we both took today off work. Gonna go see a movie at noon. I can’t recommend being besties with your partner enough.
February 13, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I love anniversary season because it’s February 12th. Valentine’s Day is February 14th. We are super low key but we always turn it into a multi day hang sesh. This year with timing we both took today off work. Gonna go see a movie at noon. I can’t recommend being besties with your partner enough.
KIM KARDASHIAN IS A JUDGE ON AN EPISODE OF CYCLE 13 OFANTM. She has no sense of fashion. I’m snorting
February 13, 2026 at 3:36 AM
KIM KARDASHIAN IS A JUDGE ON AN EPISODE OF CYCLE 13 OFANTM. She has no sense of fashion. I’m snorting
“Another Day in Paradise” was stuck in my head. Went down a rabbit hole. This is sending me.
February 13, 2026 at 2:22 AM
“Another Day in Paradise” was stuck in my head. Went down a rabbit hole. This is sending me.
Feeling victimized because there are a ton of TikToks circulating of moms reacting to Ricky Martin. I beg your pardon. I’m 37. I’m not a teen mom.
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Feeling victimized because there are a ton of TikToks circulating of moms reacting to Ricky Martin. I beg your pardon. I’m 37. I’m not a teen mom.
I’m antsy to get the day started, but it’s P’s and my anniversary and I want to be here when he wakes up. Ahhh
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I’m antsy to get the day started, but it’s P’s and my anniversary and I want to be here when he wakes up. Ahhh
Objectively. The Winter Olympics biathlon is FUCKING INSANE. What do you MEAN you ski on flat ground for a while before PULLING A GUN?! What the fuck.
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Objectively. The Winter Olympics biathlon is FUCKING INSANE. What do you MEAN you ski on flat ground for a while before PULLING A GUN?! What the fuck.
So every year for Valentine’s Day all I ask from P is (1) stuffed crust pizza and (2) a movie of my choice. Last year we did Mona Lisa smile. It’s usually some old(ish) movie that I love.
Having trouble this year! I’m thinking o brother where art thou. But idk. Open to ideas if anyone sees this
Having trouble this year! I’m thinking o brother where art thou. But idk. Open to ideas if anyone sees this
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
So every year for Valentine’s Day all I ask from P is (1) stuffed crust pizza and (2) a movie of my choice. Last year we did Mona Lisa smile. It’s usually some old(ish) movie that I love.
Having trouble this year! I’m thinking o brother where art thou. But idk. Open to ideas if anyone sees this
Having trouble this year! I’m thinking o brother where art thou. But idk. Open to ideas if anyone sees this
(I got my upper ear pierced last August. I don’t know how to shop for earrings for this particular piercing and I have no one to ask)
February 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
(I got my upper ear pierced last August. I don’t know how to shop for earrings for this particular piercing and I have no one to ask)
Make-centered women, especially male-centered white women, will end us.
Pam Bondi has been a complete and total failure at her job. The Epstein survivors showed more courage just by being in that room than she did under oath. She refused to answer questions and chose complicity.
America deserves better.
America deserves better.
February 12, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Make-centered women, especially male-centered white women, will end us.
My boss is going to PR on vacation and another lawyer in our office just asked him (jokingly), “are you flying or driving?” Idk why but it made me cackle
February 11, 2026 at 3:57 PM
My boss is going to PR on vacation and another lawyer in our office just asked him (jokingly), “are you flying or driving?” Idk why but it made me cackle
First daffodils of the year. 🌼
February 11, 2026 at 1:42 PM
First daffodils of the year. 🌼
His wife looks like Kristen Stewart in Twilight when the vampire fetus was draining her of her life force and the only cure was blood milkshakes.
The Armenian Genocide is a historical fact. Vice President Vance can delete his post, but he can't erase history. His decision to ignore the facts is beyond disrespectful to the Armenian community and the millions killed in the Armenian Genocide.
Vance Acknowledges Armenian Genocide, Then Deletes Post, Igniting Outrage
By deleting the social-media post, Vice President JD Vance upset Armenians after a historic visit.
www.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
His wife looks like Kristen Stewart in Twilight when the vampire fetus was draining her of her life force and the only cure was blood milkshakes.
Ladies and gentlemen, your quarterly funny skeet
(From a human. Cats are almost always funny.)
(From a human. Cats are almost always funny.)
Tom Brady is an American former professional football quarterback who played in the National Football League for 23 seasons. He spent his first 20 seasons with the New England Patriots and was a central contributor to the franchise's dynasty from 2001 to 2019.
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, your quarterly funny skeet
(From a human. Cats are almost always funny.)
(From a human. Cats are almost always funny.)
I got *screamed at* at tonight’s work meeting. The guy was completely out of order, and I didn’t do anything wrong. He was just mad. But still. I’m making an effort to brush it off.
February 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I got *screamed at* at tonight’s work meeting. The guy was completely out of order, and I didn’t do anything wrong. He was just mad. But still. I’m making an effort to brush it off.
Reposted by Mona Lisa Vito
Reposted by Mona Lisa Vito
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
Why did I start crying when Ricky Martin showed up?
I do love him. Yay Ricky Martin.
I do love him. Yay Ricky Martin.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Why did I start crying when Ricky Martin showed up?
I do love him. Yay Ricky Martin.
I do love him. Yay Ricky Martin.
Reposted by Mona Lisa Vito
Sports people: it’s ok to text your gay friend when it’s almost half time so they don’t miss Bad Bunny
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Sports people: it’s ok to text your gay friend when it’s almost half time so they don’t miss Bad Bunny