Mona Lisa Vito
@outofnames.bsky.social
World’s Okayest Lawyer™️
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I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga.
Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
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I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga.
Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
Spirot pronounced like Poirot.
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Spirot pronounced like Poirot.
I kept the note from Momb, too! It’s with my important cards.
December 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I kept the note from Momb, too! It’s with my important cards.
Did Don Draper write this post?
December 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Did Don Draper write this post?
“Let me break it down for you” … that whole thing was written by AI
December 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
“Let me break it down for you” … that whole thing was written by AI
Well, I know what I’m getting next time I go to brunch!
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Well, I know what I’m getting next time I go to brunch!
You could make a Bloody Mary version too. That would slap. Or… it would bap bap bap
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
You could make a Bloody Mary version too. That would slap. Or… it would bap bap bap
He fits in with his family perfectly. Meant to be.
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
He fits in with his family perfectly. Meant to be.
Crab is my favorite.
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Crab is my favorite.
I’ll be pronouncing “McQueen” as “Mack-win” in my head going forward.
December 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’ll be pronouncing “McQueen” as “Mack-win” in my head going forward.
Happy birthday, king!!
a man wearing a party hat says " it 's your day !!! "
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December 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Happy birthday, king!!
Oh, Flanoy. It’s only Tuesday!
December 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Oh, Flanoy. It’s only Tuesday!