Mona Lisa Vito
@outofnames.bsky.social
World’s Okayest Lawyer™️
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I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga.
Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
📽️⛹🏻♀️👩🏻🍳✈️🐕🐈🥃🇺🇦
I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga.
Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
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Mona Lisa Vito
@outofnames.bsky.social
· Jan 17
New stupid avatar. Don’t be alarmed. I’m still the same grumpy bitch.
I am *not* focused today
December 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I am *not* focused today
Ah, man. I woke up tired so I started to doze back off while P brushes his teeth, etc. Well, he couldn’t see me in my tangle of blankets so he squeezed my leg to make sure I was still in bed. I think that represents peak cozy.
December 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Ah, man. I woke up tired so I started to doze back off while P brushes his teeth, etc. Well, he couldn’t see me in my tangle of blankets so he squeezed my leg to make sure I was still in bed. I think that represents peak cozy.
DONE with in-person late meetings for the year. I have two more virtual ones this week but still celebrating the little ws.
December 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
DONE with in-person late meetings for the year. I have two more virtual ones this week but still celebrating the little ws.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
The Rob Reiner news is horrific.
December 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The Rob Reiner news is horrific.
I typically don’t mind watching football with P but tonight is especially good because I’m a little sick and it doesn’t matter if I just doze off …
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I typically don’t mind watching football with P but tonight is especially good because I’m a little sick and it doesn’t matter if I just doze off …
P upgraded our picture window curtain’s automatic opener doohickey. He then moved the old device to our shower curtain and made it motion activated. I dig it.
December 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
P upgraded our picture window curtain’s automatic opener doohickey. He then moved the old device to our shower curtain and made it motion activated. I dig it.
Unpopular opinion: the little kid in Jingle All the Way is annoying af
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Unpopular opinion: the little kid in Jingle All the Way is annoying af
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It’s free...it’s fun...it’s Monday Night Travel! You’re invited to hop on my virtual sleigh on Dec. 15 as I share a collection of fresh sizzle reels and highlights from my 2025/26 TV productions, plus a peek behind the scenes at my creative adventures at home.
Register now at www.ricksteves.com/mnt
Register now at www.ricksteves.com/mnt
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
It’s free...it’s fun...it’s Monday Night Travel! You’re invited to hop on my virtual sleigh on Dec. 15 as I share a collection of fresh sizzle reels and highlights from my 2025/26 TV productions, plus a peek behind the scenes at my creative adventures at home.
Register now at www.ricksteves.com/mnt
Register now at www.ricksteves.com/mnt
My mom said they had to hide the presents under their tree from my 26 month old niece. That girlie caught onto Christmas quick lol
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My mom said they had to hide the presents under their tree from my 26 month old niece. That girlie caught onto Christmas quick lol
To hell with restaurants that describe a salad as having “mixed greens” when it’s … iceberg and like one romaine leaf.
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
To hell with restaurants that describe a salad as having “mixed greens” when it’s … iceberg and like one romaine leaf.
I have a superiority complex about how much I love P but goddamn it he does this thing where when we’re both awake he decides everyone is okay with the bathroom lights being on. Our bathroom has many lights. I don’t want them to be on.
Yes, I’ve talked to him. This isn’t a hill to die on.
Yes, I’ve talked to him. This isn’t a hill to die on.
December 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I have a superiority complex about how much I love P but goddamn it he does this thing where when we’re both awake he decides everyone is okay with the bathroom lights being on. Our bathroom has many lights. I don’t want them to be on.
Yes, I’ve talked to him. This isn’t a hill to die on.
Yes, I’ve talked to him. This isn’t a hill to die on.
I cannot express how dreadful the inside of this house must be.
If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
December 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I cannot express how dreadful the inside of this house must be.
Im actually begging BlueSky to change
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Im actually begging BlueSky to change
Watching Dogma. Put it in my veeeeins
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Watching Dogma. Put it in my veeeeins
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So when *Wutheringe Heightes* by Emerald Fennell doth come out we are all goinge to affectionatelye calle it *Wutherburn,* are we not?
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
So when *Wutheringe Heightes* by Emerald Fennell doth come out we are all goinge to affectionatelye calle it *Wutherburn,* are we not?
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Absolutely heinous, truly our kids are under constant siege
December 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Absolutely heinous, truly our kids are under constant siege
Okay. Last night meeting of the week. I *should* only have 3 next week, 2 of which are via zoom. Jesus be a fence.
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Okay. Last night meeting of the week. I *should* only have 3 next week, 2 of which are via zoom. Jesus be a fence.
P has PTO today and tomorrow and I’m so jealous.
Granted, if the universe cooperates, I’m taking it easy tomorrow.
Granted, if the universe cooperates, I’m taking it easy tomorrow.
December 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
P has PTO today and tomorrow and I’m so jealous.
Granted, if the universe cooperates, I’m taking it easy tomorrow.
Granted, if the universe cooperates, I’m taking it easy tomorrow.
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[catching up on Michigan's coaching situation]
wow, their interim head coach is a guy named 'Biff'? that's a departure from them, I wonder how he'll manage to be a cultural fit at Michi-
wow, their interim head coach is a guy named 'Biff'? that's a departure from them, I wonder how he'll manage to be a cultural fit at Michi-
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
[catching up on Michigan's coaching situation]
wow, their interim head coach is a guy named 'Biff'? that's a departure from them, I wonder how he'll manage to be a cultural fit at Michi-
wow, their interim head coach is a guy named 'Biff'? that's a departure from them, I wonder how he'll manage to be a cultural fit at Michi-
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Which of their equally tacky friends was like, “definitely go with the one that cuts off mid-shin. Super flattering.”
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Which of their equally tacky friends was like, “definitely go with the one that cuts off mid-shin. Super flattering.”
Please stop posting your food if it looks like upchuck.
I appreciate your prompt attention and voluntary cooperation.
I appreciate your prompt attention and voluntary cooperation.
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Please stop posting your food if it looks like upchuck.
I appreciate your prompt attention and voluntary cooperation.
I appreciate your prompt attention and voluntary cooperation.
Changed into an appropriate top for this zoom meeting and it’s cameras off.
Whatever, at least it’s Zoom… I’m back on the road tomorrow.
Fuck me running with a chainsaw.
Whatever, at least it’s Zoom… I’m back on the road tomorrow.
Fuck me running with a chainsaw.
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Changed into an appropriate top for this zoom meeting and it’s cameras off.
Whatever, at least it’s Zoom… I’m back on the road tomorrow.
Fuck me running with a chainsaw.
Whatever, at least it’s Zoom… I’m back on the road tomorrow.
Fuck me running with a chainsaw.
If not friend, why friend shaped
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
If not friend, why friend shaped