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Mona Lisa Vito
@outofnames.bsky.social
World’s Okayest Lawyer™️

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I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga.

Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
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New stupid avatar. Don’t be alarmed. I’m still the same grumpy bitch.
I am *not* focused today
December 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Ah, man. I woke up tired so I started to doze back off while P brushes his teeth, etc. Well, he couldn’t see me in my tangle of blankets so he squeezed my leg to make sure I was still in bed. I think that represents peak cozy.
December 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
DONE with in-person late meetings for the year. I have two more virtual ones this week but still celebrating the little ws.
December 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The Rob Reiner news is horrific.
December 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I typically don’t mind watching football with P but tonight is especially good because I’m a little sick and it doesn’t matter if I just doze off …
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
P upgraded our picture window curtain’s automatic opener doohickey. He then moved the old device to our shower curtain and made it motion activated. I dig it.
December 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Unpopular opinion: the little kid in Jingle All the Way is annoying af
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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It’s free...it’s fun...it’s Monday Night Travel! You’re invited to hop on my virtual sleigh on Dec. 15 as I share a collection of fresh sizzle reels and highlights from my 2025/26 TV productions, plus a peek behind the scenes at my creative adventures at home.

Register now at www.ricksteves.com/mnt
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My mom said they had to hide the presents under their tree from my 26 month old niece. That girlie caught onto Christmas quick lol
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
To hell with restaurants that describe a salad as having “mixed greens” when it’s … iceberg and like one romaine leaf.
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I have a superiority complex about how much I love P but goddamn it he does this thing where when we’re both awake he decides everyone is okay with the bathroom lights being on. Our bathroom has many lights. I don’t want them to be on.

Yes, I’ve talked to him. This isn’t a hill to die on.
December 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I cannot express how dreadful the inside of this house must be.
If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
December 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Im actually begging BlueSky to change
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Watching Dogma. Put it in my veeeeins
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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So when *Wutheringe Heightes* by Emerald Fennell doth come out we are all goinge to affectionatelye calle it *Wutherburn,* are we not?
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Absolutely heinous, truly our kids are under constant siege
December 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Okay. Last night meeting of the week. I *should* only have 3 next week, 2 of which are via zoom. Jesus be a fence.
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
P has PTO today and tomorrow and I’m so jealous.

Granted, if the universe cooperates, I’m taking it easy tomorrow.
December 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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[catching up on Michigan's coaching situation]
wow, their interim head coach is a guy named 'Biff'? that's a departure from them, I wonder how he'll manage to be a cultural fit at Michi-
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Which of their equally tacky friends was like, “definitely go with the one that cuts off mid-shin. Super flattering.”
wall is giving thai restaurant
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Please stop posting your food if it looks like upchuck.

I appreciate your prompt attention and voluntary cooperation.
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Changed into an appropriate top for this zoom meeting and it’s cameras off.

Whatever, at least it’s Zoom… I’m back on the road tomorrow.

Fuck me running with a chainsaw.
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If not friend, why friend shaped
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM