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MattyNice

@palsgraf.bsky.social

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The culmination of stellar cataclysms and the gravity of worlds. Countless atoms. Mostly space. LawDawg. DogMom. Them. Philly 🏳️‍🌈

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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · Jun 11

Is anyone home
to grab my Amazon box?
says the block group chat

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 2d

#GlizzyGüeys get it 🌭

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 4d

Do Documents Dream of Sheep.docx?

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 4d

She is 5 years old, Neil!

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 4d

Listen to that pup cup crrrrunch

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 5d

Dunking on the Party City blue dog costume that is Franklin

www.inquirer.com/sixers/hip-h...

The Sixers’ mascot, Hip Hop, was retired in 2011. Now, for the 25th anniversary of the 2001 team, they’re bringing him back.

And that's not all. Bill Roth, the original mascot, is coming out of retirement as well.

www.inquirer.com

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 9d

What if J.T. Realmuto insisted that everyone call him by his first name: Jacques?

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 12d

Baseball is stupid

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 14d

Endorse

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 18d

His body rejecting the plasma of his BloodBoy™️

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 18d

His face is melting since he opened the Arc of the Covenant

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 21d

Banger

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 25d

I don’t think it’s *just* library school … right there with you bubba!

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 25d

‘Tis the Season

McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 25d

"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes."

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 25d

In this house, we believe science

Iphigenia V @iphigenia.bsky.social · 25d

You really expect me to believe the New York Central built the streamlined J3a Super Hudsons before Tylenol was around to cause autism????

EXPLAIN THAT SMART GUY 🤔

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 28d

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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · Sep 19

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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · Sep 19

El oh ellll

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Lauren Rinaldi @laurenrinaldi.bsky.social · Sep 11

You’re not obligated to manufacture compassion for someone who showed none in his lifetime. It’s not celebrating, it’s refusing to whitewash a legacy of division & cruelty. You don’t have to mourn an architect of violence. We can grieve the world he helped create without grieving him.

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · Sep 9

Yes. Exactly that. And in my dream, I’m worried it’s going invalidate my law degree

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · Sep 9

Saw it in a theater when it was released, and the meeting of super villains with Big Tobacco made me writhe laughing out of my seat.

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · Sep 8

Morpho the security cuck?

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · Sep 8

A ★★★★ review of Vampyros Lesbos (1971)

Retelling of Dracula through the lens of a day-walking heiress Countess (Soledad Miranda) who prospects victims from her erotic late 60s Mod burlesque club. This is a standard bearer in psychedelic so...

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · Sep 7

Not sure about hubris. But it’s definitely masochistic.

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · Sep 7

Honestly we need a better plague to disappear these jtbags

MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · Sep 6

Would

lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · Sep 6

new restaurant concept

mustard-oriented restaurant where food can be ordered on a scale of mutard potency