Iphigenia V
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Iphigenia V
@iphigenia.bsky.social
rubber fetish idiot and train weirdo
Pinned
Friendship ended with tight fitting latex. Now loose fitting latex is my best friend.
what if we made a federal "chill with the bros" holiday period every three months instead of saving it up every year for thanksgiving which is an objectively bad imperialist holiday
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i know i revel in posting about being old but i don't appreciate the inrush of "mature" pornbot followers

I'M STILL AT LEAST A DECADE AWAY FROM MY GOOSHIN GRANNY ERA DON'T DO ME LIKE THIS
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
like a racoon getting into the garbage i've worked my way into the city's property assessing database and i'm gorging myself on pointless information

did you know 13 of the 15 apartment buildings my landlord's LLC owns are the painted the same color? BECAUSE NOW I KNOW THAT
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I already did the 10 year thing once already before everyone else so now I'm doing it again but this time with rubber
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I tried to join up with the IWW a few years ago only to find out one their organizers worked in management at the railroad where I was a rank and file worker and therefore I was not welcome. This is my leftist org blackpill moment and I'm still not over it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's one again time for a slightly blurry fetish event at the dimly lit haunted-ass hotel
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The temperature is low enough that I'm consistently wearing this coat again.

lord forgive me i've become a fur sicko. IT'S JUST BETTER THAN ANY OTHER COAT MATERIAL I HAVE DEFEATED WINTER.
tfw you've secured the bag
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Take care of yourself and your clothes and you too can experience the joy of taking the same selfie in the same outfit 10 years apart.
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My actual most woke opinion is communism does not and should not promise us a post-work society. "From each according to his ability" obligates us all to labor on behalf of building a collectivist society. In return the social contract promises us that we will not be alienated from this work.
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We should nationalize the railroads. I'm not talking half-assed state capitalist nonsense like Amtrak or Conrail I'm talking one big centrally planned railroad run as a public good with no profit motive.

TAKE THE FUCKING TRAIN COMRADE.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I'M SETTLING THIS ONE AND FOR ALL

CBT stands for "cognitive behavioral torture"

DBT stands for "dick and ball therapy"
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I love electricians. It's great that they're too lazy to demo anything and just add more and more conduit until everything is a greebled untraceable nightmare mess.

As builts? More JAZZ builts, where it's more about the wiring you DON'T document.
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
everyone's favorite president apparently decided this week is officially "anti-communism week" and....

i'm gonna pass on observing that one
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I love going to the symphony and running into people I know from the fetish club.

Gay people just have better taste.
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IS NOW OVER AND THE REIGN OF STANDARD TIME SICKOS IS NOW.

FUCK YOUR ABNORMALLY LATE SUNRISES AND SUNSETS WE BALL IN THE CORRECT TIME ZONE NOW.

this post brought to you by standard time supremacy gang
November 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
oh man a fake domme catfish tried to slide into my dms I'VE FINALLY MADE IT IN THE SCENE YOU GUYS I'M A REAL KINKSTER NOW
October 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I wore this outfit to a Halloween party and without coordination a friend came as rubber Satan so the girlies are doing it right this year.
every day is a day for ~~~luminous mysteries~~~ when you're a shiny rubber nun
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
it fall
October 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Dames on trains
October 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
YOU IDIOTS ALL FELL FOR THE CATSUIT POSTING AND NOW I HAVE LOADS OF NEW FOLLOWERS TO TORTURE.

NOW WHO WANTS TO HEAR MY EXTREMELY LONG WINDED OPINIONS ON FL9S. WE'RE GONNA BE HERE AWHILE I SUGGEST YOU ALL GET COMFY. You have no one but yourself to blame you all followed me.
October 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I have not yet run out of catsuit photos to post daily. AREN'T YOU ALL SO LUCKY.
October 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I am so sorry to all the people of Seattle but a Canadian baseball team winning the World Series is the objectively funniest and best outcome to the playoffs this year.
October 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
if i was president i'd demolish the whole white house and replace it with a perfect replica of boston city hall
October 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
CATSUIT POST OF THE DAY
October 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I am again using my vaccine autism power to tell a man he's wrong and subway trains don't use automatic/Westinghouse brakes for service braking.

(Also, y'know, I was a subway motorperson and nothing fires me up like people who are confidently wrong about rolling stock I knew intimately.)
using my vaccine autism powers to tell a man on the internet that he's wrong and it was common practice for the new haven to run baggage cars on their commuter trains
i had one (1) COVID vaccine and it gave me an encyclopedic knowledge of the new haven railroad's passenger operations c. 1962-1965 damn they got me
October 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM