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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · May 9

Happy Mariners-Blue Jays series to those who celebrate @bkuh.bsky.social

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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · Sep 11

I now understand why Mariners fans post every evening like they are dying of kidney stones

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 1d

Get him

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 1d

Smelling salts are now Mina approved. You’re up next

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 1d

I got my flu and covid shots last week and it felt like a political act

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. I used to use cinnamon sweet potato pringles as a topping on vanilla ice cream along with a little olive oil👌

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 2d

Im pledging my sword to the first defensive player who snatches Dart’s chain

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 2d

The divide within the Republican Party is between those who think they're establishing a thousand-year reich and those who think they'll have to work with a Democratic president at some point in their career.

Larry Ferlazzo @larryferlazzo.bsky.social · 2d

Oklahoma’s Republican governor criticizes guard deployment. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/u...

Gov. Kevin Stitt of Oklahoma, a Republican and the chairman of the National Governors Association, on Thursday criticized the deployment of Texas National Guard troops to Illinois as a violation of his beliefs in federalism and “states’ rights.”

His comments, in an interview with The New York Times, marked the first time a Republican governor has questioned the interstate deployment of National Guard troops over a governor’s objections. Gov. JB Pritzker of Illinois and other Democratic elected officials have been strongly critical of the move and have implored Republican governors to join the opposition.

Mr. Stitt on Thursday said, “We believe in the federalist system — that’s states’ rights,” adding, “Oklahomans would lose their mind if Pritzker in Illinois sent troops down to Oklahoma during the Biden administration.”

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 3d

More like Brandi Snooze

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 3d

Would wearing a cone of shame fix Geno? MAYBE

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 3d

So you’re saying he’s Kyle Hamilton 2.0? Good to know

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 3d

@cmikesspinmove.bsky.social she maxen my hook till I’m weak

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · Aug 10

Mariners fans (minus the whole relaxed thing)

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 4d

The man brought a backup shirt for 62, incredible

Fan in Mariners hat and Mariners teal shirt that says DUMP 61 HERE in silver lettering raising his arms with a glove in one hand and the ball in the other

Fan in Mariners hat folding Mariners teal shirt that says DUMP 61 HERE in silver lettering because he had another shirt on under it that says DUMP 62 HERE

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 4d

Congrats! Now Let's do the fucking news.

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 5d

FIFA

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 5d

People in Orlando and Jacksonville: Come to Florida. You’ll love it here. We all have swimming pools!

The swimming pools:

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 5d

This article is helpful too www.nytimes.com/athletic/668...

Every 2026 World Cup ticket price, if you’re lucky enough to get chosen to buy

Breaking down the earliest information as the first batch of fans gained the chance to buy tickets for next summer

www.nytimes.com

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t remember what the cheapest option was. I went for the ticket section that was $400 per ticket

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 5d

All of the Mexico venues were sold out😔

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 5d

NBD. Just scored World Cup tickets for Seattle and Vancouver

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 6d

Shout out to that “the Mariners will be fine” guy from twitter. He knew years ago

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