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Parody of the shittiest company of all time, Disney. NO ASSOCIATION WITH THEM, WHATSOEVER. Founder of the #DisneyOrder, with Mickey leading the group (Mun is 24 years of age)

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Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Feb 24

ＴｈｅＨａｐｐｉｅｓｔＰｌａｃｅｏｎＥａｒｔｈ

❤️ & 🔄?

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Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 5h

HEY, WHAT

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍! @justadventurer.bsky.social · 5h

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 5h

You sure?

Wally Darling @hesthemost.bsky.social · 5h

"I do not believe that is a word, Neighbor."

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 5h

Rizzney.

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 5h

Rizzney.

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 23h

....

“𝐋𝐄𝐓’𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓!”⚙️ @variableweapons.bsky.social · 1d

"𝐓𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮.
𝐓𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐭.
𝐈 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮.
𝐋𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫."

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 1d

Do I own this Kalinka character?

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 2d

...EA got bought out? Then good riddance.

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🎃 𝕾𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 @halloweenstitchs.bsky.social · May 29

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「 Stitch 」 @bluefurreddog.bsky.social · Oct 25

A little blue ball of chaos that is still escaping from the United Galactic Federation, going through different universes to either cause mischief or gain friends.

╴ #DisneyRP / #StitchRP / #LiloAndStitchRP
╴ #MVRP / #KHRP / #KingdomHeartsRP / #CARTOONRP

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 2d

We at Disney own the Baja Blast now.

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 2d

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Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 3d

>Fortnite dancing on Toph’s grave as a win for the House of Mouse.

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 3d

Doesn’t count.

I’m sending you to Disneyland or Disney World to get a better job.

✶ — 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐖𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐑 @swearshope.bsky.social · 3d

“ I get paid for Hero work.

I’m a full time Hero.. “

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 3d

And?

Get a job you bum.

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 3d

And?

Get a job you bum.

✶ — 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐖𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐑 @swearshope.bsky.social · 3d

I hate you, and I pirate you movies.

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 3d

Why would you want to scare me with weaknesses?

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 3d

Why would you want to scare me with weaknesses?

✶ — 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐖𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐑 @swearshope.bsky.social · 3d

“ Why would I need to beat Goku? “

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 3d

Yet you’re not beating Goku.

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 3d

Yet you’re not beating Goku.

✶ — 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐖𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐑 @swearshope.bsky.social · 3d

I can scare you though..

LOW PRICES !!

ANTI-MONOPOLY LAWS!!

COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 3d

You cannot stop me, Bully Man.

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 3d

Yep.

Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 3d

“Nope.”

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 3d

Do I own this Proto Man?

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 3d

Do I own this Proto Man?

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 3d

You cannot stop me, Bully Man.

✶ — 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐖𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐑 @swearshope.bsky.social · 3d

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 3d

Do I own this All M-

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Edd [REDACTED] @soul-of-kindness.bsky.social · 4d

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 3d

Oh yeah, I turned Disneyland into a Halloween hunting ground for Blade and the rest of the Marvel superheroes....

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 4d

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 4d

Nah. I’m sure my Christopher Robin live action movie debunks the words you’ve said.

⋆˚꩜｡ 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍 @ninetailedbrat.bsky.social · 4d

you answer first mr. ‘my studio is gonna make live adaptations of classic movies because we can’t come up with new ideas.’

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 4d

That’s not an answer, Mr. ‘My anime has too much filler episodes’.

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 4d

That’s not an answer, Mr. ‘My anime has too much filler episodes’.

⋆˚꩜｡ 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍 @ninetailedbrat.bsky.social · 4d

all of them, even the ones you weren’t directly competing with

… hey wait, didn’t you try to buy them and failed miserably ?

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 4d

Be specific. WHICH Sonic movie?

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 4d

Be specific. WHICH Sonic movie?

⋆˚꩜｡ 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍 @ninetailedbrat.bsky.social · 4d

that’s why the sonic movie kicked your ass in theaters you pleb

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 4d

Naruto Public Domain Horror movie.