Patti
@pattinichols.bsky.social
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it’ll work, I’ve done it with bourbon.
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If he wins and doesn’t have his celebration party at the Dakota, what are we even doing here.
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they kind of look like gila monsters.
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my grandmother’s funeral had three kinds of jello salad (my kids were deeply fascinated)
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well yeah, gotta get down on Friday.
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My younger child started offering “a nice [item] in these trying times” when she was like 8 and I to this day do not know if she was somehow watching It’s Always Sunny under the radar or if she picked it up some other way.
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OMG it’s so true. One household can barely eat all the lemons/limes/oranges of a single mature tree, let alone grapefruit, the most mood-dependent of the citrus lineup.
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A Minneapolis omelette is filled with all your friends whom you’ve known since high school, and wild rice.
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We know what's in a Denver omelette. What's in your city's omelette?
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plus ça change, etc.
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No kidding? Mine still look brand new after 45 years of dishwasher action.
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yeah, it’s great! different library systems have different media available, even when they’re not that far away (my other card is from a WI library network).
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He didn’t grow up in a Wonderful World Of Disney household I guess.
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Multiple library cards make it a lot easier to check out ebooks—one library might have a much shorter wait list for popular titles than another library.
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I try to thread the needle between describing what is in the image and also what the vibes are of the image.
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Yeah I’ve seen them a few times and all I can say is, if there’s a tutu involved it will be great.
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You know, I can absolutely see this working.
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Haha I have the same Lake Superior sticker, it’s on my cooler.
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Sister Michael is the best character in a show in I don’t know how long.
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Man, the day I found out about magazines on Libby was a GOOD DAY
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this is really the only Carole King joint I truly love
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if either of my daughters ever has a kid they are getting the most beautiful editions of that book I can find. Maybe even if they don’t have kids, I should start looking for signed editions.
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when my kids were little we checked In The Night Kitchen out every other week, by which I mean the book one week and the DVD the next, over and over, for years. I considered buying both but it was kind of fun the way we were doing it.
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I think it’s just a terrible wig, which almost makes how bad it looks worse.