Patrixmyth
@patri.xyz
The experiment requires that we continue.
My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions.
Some of these are jokes.
Never explain the boat.
(He/Him) Soliloguy⁂
Sufficiently Indistinguishable.
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My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions.
Some of these are jokes.
Never explain the boat.
(He/Him) Soliloguy⁂
Sufficiently Indistinguishable.
(@yardcrow.com, @previously.blue)
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By @patri.xyz
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Hello Sacramento! I am falling asleep in you!
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Hello Sacramento! I am falling asleep in you!
They’re caroling in the airport. Ahhhhhh
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
They’re caroling in the airport. Ahhhhhh
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show. You watched are trying to rescue you.
Phrasing!
Phrasing!
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show. You watched are trying to rescue you.
Phrasing!
Phrasing!
Keeping your military ribbons organized is a lot simpler when all you received was the unit participation trophies.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Keeping your military ribbons organized is a lot simpler when all you received was the unit participation trophies.
Canned cranberries are superior to freshly made. Ideally, slorped out, cut lengthwise and served like little Quonset huts with inferior freshly prepared piled to either side. Can lines are essential.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Canned cranberries are superior to freshly made. Ideally, slorped out, cut lengthwise and served like little Quonset huts with inferior freshly prepared piled to either side. Can lines are essential.
Bun Mee. SFO. It is pretty good for an airport! Upsell to the avocado was worth it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Bun Mee. SFO. It is pretty good for an airport! Upsell to the avocado was worth it.
Live action Muppets with only one true muppet character, Gonzo.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Live action Muppets with only one true muppet character, Gonzo.
In earlier times, younger children of the rich who would not inherit were put into the clergy. Now they’re put into journalism.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
In earlier times, younger children of the rich who would not inherit were put into the clergy. Now they’re put into journalism.
Landing in 20. That awkward can I still use the bathroom phase.
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Landing in 20. That awkward can I still use the bathroom phase.
It’s like every Kevin Spacey script is just a documentary about old politicians.
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It’s like every Kevin Spacey script is just a documentary about old politicians.
I am here to entertain and inform, and I’m all out of information.
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I am here to entertain and inform, and I’m all out of information.
The older you get, the more you appreciate savory pies with potatoes and gravy.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The older you get, the more you appreciate savory pies with potatoes and gravy.
Gentle reminder it’s time to thaw your turkey in the microwave.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Gentle reminder it’s time to thaw your turkey in the microwave.
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They're good pies Brent
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
They're good pies Brent
Who can’t figure out a faraday cage, bolt cutters, and a getaway car? They’re all such idiots.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Who can’t figure out a faraday cage, bolt cutters, and a getaway car? They’re all such idiots.
Can’t wait to land. I’ve heard SFO has a good banh mi place. Haven’t been through SFO in, jesus, 30 years.
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Can’t wait to land. I’ve heard SFO has a good banh mi place. Haven’t been through SFO in, jesus, 30 years.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Congress.
You ever taste something really terrible, and decide to add a bunch of something you like to it, so it just tastes mostly terrible when you could have just thrown it out and enjoyed the thing you enjoy, or did you receive enough love and attention as a child?
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, Congress.
I’m so looking forward to 60 cent frozen burritos. I can get or make almost everything in Europe, but all the frozen burritos are like chicken paprika bbq.
Yes, I have noted this before. It irks me.
Yes, I have noted this before. It irks me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’m so looking forward to 60 cent frozen burritos. I can get or make almost everything in Europe, but all the frozen burritos are like chicken paprika bbq.
Yes, I have noted this before. It irks me.
Yes, I have noted this before. It irks me.
Reposted by Patrixmyth
My 'elder' definition is anybody who celebrated a stuck boat in the Suez. This, of course, leaves open the possibility to add additional elders at a later date.
December 11, 2023 at 11:37 PM
My 'elder' definition is anybody who celebrated a stuck boat in the Suez. This, of course, leaves open the possibility to add additional elders at a later date.
Reposted by Patrixmyth
11hr leg is going well. Plane isn’t full, so middle seat moved out to another row. A few people are even stretched out across their own rows. Almost like people are not traveling to US as much.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
11hr leg is going well. Plane isn’t full, so middle seat moved out to another row. A few people are even stretched out across their own rows. Almost like people are not traveling to US as much.
It’s only been a few years since California voters overturned gig worker rights so they could save $2 surcharge on their $35 burger delivery order.
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
It’s only been a few years since California voters overturned gig worker rights so they could save $2 surcharge on their $35 burger delivery order.
Hi, thank you for inviting me your party. Hold on while I upload your picture into a strange website which will assault you with the most vile insults.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Hi, thank you for inviting me your party. Hold on while I upload your picture into a strange website which will assault you with the most vile insults.