Patrixmyth
@patri.xyz
The experiment requires that we continue.
My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions.
Some of these are jokes.
Never explain the boat.
(He/Him) Soliloguy⁂
Sufficiently Indistinguishable.
(@yardcrow.com, @previously.blue)
My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions.
Some of these are jokes.
Never explain the boat.
(He/Him) Soliloguy⁂
Sufficiently Indistinguishable.
(@yardcrow.com, @previously.blue)
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By @patri.xyz
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The only verification I need is the $2 bills that all my really close mutuals send me.
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The only verification I need is the $2 bills that all my really close mutuals send me.
Davis is such a peaceful campus. Really does remind me of Western MA.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Davis is such a peaceful campus. Really does remind me of Western MA.
Consider the simple Costco hot dog.
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Consider the simple Costco hot dog.
Of course I’m not silently mocking you. You just can’t hear me from there.
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Of course I’m not silently mocking you. You just can’t hear me from there.
Housekeeping is rousting rooms at 9am. Jesus. I can maybe see that if it’s a long stay. I’m here one day. Luckily I was back from breakfast.
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Housekeeping is rousting rooms at 9am. Jesus. I can maybe see that if it’s a long stay. I’m here one day. Luckily I was back from breakfast.
Is this platform still massively against the odds or is there just an empty space here to remind me.
That’s what I’ve got to face.
That’s what I’ve got to face.
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Is this platform still massively against the odds or is there just an empty space here to remind me.
That’s what I’ve got to face.
That’s what I’ve got to face.
Regardless of any views on AI or any other technology, any sentence beginning ‘I set a trap for my students’ signals you’ve made a horrible career choice.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Regardless of any views on AI or any other technology, any sentence beginning ‘I set a trap for my students’ signals you’ve made a horrible career choice.
Ah. A nice juice, coffee, and toast spot. Perfect.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ah. A nice juice, coffee, and toast spot. Perfect.
Was automatically slipping into travel laundry conservancy mode, then remembered I’m in my house house tomorrow with my own laundry setup and a whole left behind wardrobe.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Was automatically slipping into travel laundry conservancy mode, then remembered I’m in my house house tomorrow with my own laundry setup and a whole left behind wardrobe.
As bad things tourists say go, the hardest thing for me to avoid is ‘OMG, this reminds me so much of my childhood in the 70s’.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
As bad things tourists say go, the hardest thing for me to avoid is ‘OMG, this reminds me so much of my childhood in the 70s’.
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Part of me thinks that if you have to cancel due to lack of funding, you’re free to drop the sponsor name from your event’s title.
Oof. Vancouver’s annual Celebration of Light fireworks competition cancelled indefinitely due to funding.
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Part of me thinks that if you have to cancel due to lack of funding, you’re free to drop the sponsor name from your event’s title.
High charisma people are ideal for directing traffic, and problematic at virtually everything else.
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
High charisma people are ideal for directing traffic, and problematic at virtually everything else.
Hungry and resisting the allure of free runny eggs and sausage.
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Hungry and resisting the allure of free runny eggs and sausage.
My first impression of the bronco btw is shitty usb port. That’s basic. Brand new quality usb c cord, and it loses connection on bumps. It’s fine, I setup wireless carplay, but it’s just a dumb fumble.
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My first impression of the bronco btw is shitty usb port. That’s basic. Brand new quality usb c cord, and it loses connection on bumps. It’s fine, I setup wireless carplay, but it’s just a dumb fumble.
Ok. This is a typo, but I’m claiming this portmanteau of woke and role.
Yeah, those two are probably not the best roke models.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Ok. This is a typo, but I’m claiming this portmanteau of woke and role.
There is tourist (complimentary) and tourist (derogatory) distinction worth making. Honest sincere joy at local sites is well received. Where can I get a “decent burger and fries” is not. Enjoy local differences. Embrace new things and don’t photograph people just doing their normal people stuff.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
There is tourist (complimentary) and tourist (derogatory) distinction worth making. Honest sincere joy at local sites is well received. Where can I get a “decent burger and fries” is not. Enjoy local differences. Embrace new things and don’t photograph people just doing their normal people stuff.
Guillermo del Toro's Legally Blond.
Guillermo del Toro's Elfen Lied
Guillermo del Toro's K-On!
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Guillermo del Toro's Legally Blond.
Someone named Iwona using a B middle initial is a definite stylistic choice.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Someone named Iwona using a B middle initial is a definite stylistic choice.
Btw, vacaville is such an amazing little town, just generally. It’s only little in terms of California, but the food, shopping and centrality is just awesome. I really could see living here part of the year.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Btw, vacaville is such an amazing little town, just generally. It’s only little in terms of California, but the food, shopping and centrality is just awesome. I really could see living here part of the year.
Oh. I’m up in time for hotel breakfast. I should see if they have boiled eggs. Add to my international crow cred.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Oh. I’m up in time for hotel breakfast. I should see if they have boiled eggs. Add to my international crow cred.
Oh. My midsize sedan rental for the week.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Oh. My midsize sedan rental for the week.
Ok, the real dilemma. Do I have a sensible Carne Asada burrito lunch or single seat a Brazilian steakhouse like a mad emperor.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Ok, the real dilemma. Do I have a sensible Carne Asada burrito lunch or single seat a Brazilian steakhouse like a mad emperor.
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Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Give a man three fishes and he'll think you're a genie who can't spell.
Give a man three fishes and he'll think you're a genie who can't spell.
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Give a man three fishes and he'll think you're a genie who can't spell.
Give a man three fishes and he'll think you're a genie who can't spell.
Up at 5am. Which is pretty good considering the time change. Pondering if I chill or try to go look at the billionaire farm land down the road.
californiaforever.com
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Home - California Forever
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November 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Up at 5am. Which is pretty good considering the time change. Pondering if I chill or try to go look at the billionaire farm land down the road.
californiaforever.com
californiaforever.com