Patrixmyth
@patri.xyz
The experiment requires that we continue.
My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions.
Some of these are jokes.
Never explain the boat.
(He/Him) Soliloguy⁂
Sufficiently Indistinguishable.
(@yardcrow.com, @previously.blue)
My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions.
Some of these are jokes.
Never explain the boat.
(He/Him) Soliloguy⁂
Sufficiently Indistinguishable.
(@yardcrow.com, @previously.blue)
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Patrixmyth
@patri.xyz
· Aug 14
Hey, YOU! Yes, you. Do you have ice cream hidden from yourself in the freezer? Do you?
No?
Oh, then not you, carry on.
No?
Oh, then not you, carry on.
Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.
Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure
January 20, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.
People who got used
Noah was a drunk, only pets were fish
Floated on a boat while all his old friends drowned.
Abraham was old, when he knocked up his wife.
Isaac had a dream, but offered up to a knife
Jacob was a liar, had to flee for his life.
Noah was a drunk, only pets were fish
Floated on a boat while all his old friends drowned.
Abraham was old, when he knocked up his wife.
Isaac had a dream, but offered up to a knife
Jacob was a liar, had to flee for his life.
Reminds me of this really cringy poster that hangs in the entrance of my in-laws' church.
January 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
People who got used
Noah was a drunk, only pets were fish
Floated on a boat while all his old friends drowned.
Abraham was old, when he knocked up his wife.
Isaac had a dream, but offered up to a knife
Jacob was a liar, had to flee for his life.
Noah was a drunk, only pets were fish
Floated on a boat while all his old friends drowned.
Abraham was old, when he knocked up his wife.
Isaac had a dream, but offered up to a knife
Jacob was a liar, had to flee for his life.
Welcome to South Des Moines, kid. Watch yourself.
You've heard of Megachussets, but hear me out: The Greater Los Angeles Linear City
January 19, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Welcome to South Des Moines, kid. Watch yourself.
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This is the only Sinners sequel that makes sense to me. Choctaw Witchers.
The blockbuster horror film "Sinners" features the Mississippi Band of Choctaw Indians in a short, impactful scene. For some Choctaw, it is the first time they've heard their language and seen their culture accurately portrayed on screen.
'Sinners' Puts 'Truth on Screen' For The Mississippi Choctaws
For many Mississippi Choctaws, “Sinners” is the first time they've heard their language and seen their culture accurately portrayed on screen.
www.mississippifreepress.org
June 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This is the only Sinners sequel that makes sense to me. Choctaw Witchers.
Been wandering around all day humming 'Where you gonna get that money, honey? Where you gonna get that. Woohoohoo' which is a catchy earworm, let me tell you. I think I made it up, but I don't know why, or why it's been stuck in my head all day. I am not, in fact, urging anyone to find money.
January 19, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Been wandering around all day humming 'Where you gonna get that money, honey? Where you gonna get that. Woohoohoo' which is a catchy earworm, let me tell you. I think I made it up, but I don't know why, or why it's been stuck in my head all day. I am not, in fact, urging anyone to find money.
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I'm not saying being a lawyer or a fundraiser makes you a terrible person. I am positing that there are a lot of terrible people who are lawyers and fundraisers.
March 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I'm not saying being a lawyer or a fundraiser makes you a terrible person. I am positing that there are a lot of terrible people who are lawyers and fundraisers.
"It would be the everyday workers who did not sign up to confront federal agents, de‑escalate tense situations, or become the face of a political conflict."
- No worries, I know lots of places companies can find people ready to sign up for that. Don't take my word for it. Post the ad. You'll see.
- No worries, I know lots of places companies can find people ready to sign up for that. Don't take my word for it. Post the ad. You'll see.
January 19, 2026 at 6:29 PM
"It would be the everyday workers who did not sign up to confront federal agents, de‑escalate tense situations, or become the face of a political conflict."
- No worries, I know lots of places companies can find people ready to sign up for that. Don't take my word for it. Post the ad. You'll see.
- No worries, I know lots of places companies can find people ready to sign up for that. Don't take my word for it. Post the ad. You'll see.
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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Why settle for AI labels, when you can have some guy labels.
June 11, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Why settle for AI labels, when you can have some guy labels.
So yes, Mastodon has appviews(or whatever they call them) outside of the US, and I'm glad they exist. In fact, feel free to follow me on mastodon.social, just in case. I'm patrixmyth over there.
Mastodon
The original server operated by the Mastodon gGmbH non-profit
mastodon.social
January 19, 2026 at 11:54 AM
So yes, Mastodon has appviews(or whatever they call them) outside of the US, and I'm glad they exist. In fact, feel free to follow me on mastodon.social, just in case. I'm patrixmyth over there.
It is absolutely imperative that collectively, we build a bsky appview that is hosted and managed outside of the United States. This is absolutely critical, and we needed to have this months ago. No US staff, no US banking. I can't stress how critical I consider this.
January 19, 2026 at 11:36 AM
It is absolutely imperative that collectively, we build a bsky appview that is hosted and managed outside of the United States. This is absolutely critical, and we needed to have this months ago. No US staff, no US banking. I can't stress how critical I consider this.
Pretty sure I picked up a cold from all that hospital time this week. well, damn.
January 18, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Pretty sure I picked up a cold from all that hospital time this week. well, damn.
I'm guessing I won't know if you're livestreaming on twitch from staging.blacksky.community, so there's also that going for it.
Blacksky
Decentralized social media built for community power, culture, and collective freedom.
staging.blacksky.community
January 18, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I'm guessing I won't know if you're livestreaming on twitch from staging.blacksky.community, so there's also that going for it.
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A dirge for our nation
January 18, 2026 at 11:07 PM
A dirge for our nation
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The regular people are about to become the irregulars.
Bluesky has a 3 minute limit on videos but here’s part one for those who don’t have TikTok
January 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
The regular people are about to become the irregulars.
I'm happy to help out anyone looking to login to the blacksky webapp, to the best of my ability (I just figured it out myself, so not an expert) but you have to promise not to make any dumbass free at last jokes. dumbass jokes are fine, just not that one.
January 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I'm happy to help out anyone looking to login to the blacksky webapp, to the best of my ability (I just figured it out myself, so not an expert) but you have to promise not to make any dumbass free at last jokes. dumbass jokes are fine, just not that one.
His own church should have called him out. They should have cared enough to set his dumb ass straight about attacking his own community.
January 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
His own church should have called him out. They should have cared enough to set his dumb ass straight about attacking his own community.
blacksky's staging web app really does make me feel like it's early 2023 again. every bug is wonderful
January 18, 2026 at 11:01 PM
blacksky's staging web app really does make me feel like it's early 2023 again. every bug is wonderful
So, one blacksky quirk is it shows every @yardcrow.com label I've ever put on myself :) That's like 30 labels. Hey, I test on myself a lot.
January 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
So, one blacksky quirk is it shows every @yardcrow.com label I've ever put on myself :) That's like 30 labels. Hey, I test on myself a lot.
Ah, good to see you @spacelawshitpost.me!
January 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Ah, good to see you @spacelawshitpost.me!
Least surprising thing I learned today.
Jonathan Ross is actually a trainer. He has trained ICE agents
January 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Least surprising thing I learned today.
Share a television show that raised you:
Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot
Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot
a giant robot is flying through the air with his arms outstretched against a blue sky .
Alt: Giant Robo swishes arms side to side, then raises one and points forward.
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Share a television show that raised you:
Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot
Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot
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you can't turn a billionaire toxic, anymore than you can turn a cobra venomous
December 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
you can't turn a billionaire toxic, anymore than you can turn a cobra venomous
I don't want to see Trump. I have that word muted. When you post or REPOST a picture of him, you're circumventing that. So, post him if you want, man. It's your account. Just, you know, put the fucking word in the post. Or, you know, you're telling me you don't give a shit.
January 18, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I don't want to see Trump. I have that word muted. When you post or REPOST a picture of him, you're circumventing that. So, post him if you want, man. It's your account. Just, you know, put the fucking word in the post. Or, you know, you're telling me you don't give a shit.
Personally, I have an asshole uncle who got his ass killed in Louisiana fighting for slavery. I don't fault his descendants because most were conceived while he was gone.
Gilford Smith
Birth ABT 1827 • Lovely County, Arkansas
Death 8 APR 1864 • Mansfield, Desota Parish, Louisiana
Gilford Smith
Birth ABT 1827 • Lovely County, Arkansas
Death 8 APR 1864 • Mansfield, Desota Parish, Louisiana
January 18, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Personally, I have an asshole uncle who got his ass killed in Louisiana fighting for slavery. I don't fault his descendants because most were conceived while he was gone.
Gilford Smith
Birth ABT 1827 • Lovely County, Arkansas
Death 8 APR 1864 • Mansfield, Desota Parish, Louisiana
Gilford Smith
Birth ABT 1827 • Lovely County, Arkansas
Death 8 APR 1864 • Mansfield, Desota Parish, Louisiana