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Patrixmyth
@patri.xyz
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The experiment requires that we continue.
My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions.
Some of these are jokes.
Never explain the boat.

(He/Him) Soliloguy⁂
Sufficiently Indistinguishable.

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Product idea: edible burrito bandages
A carne asada burrito has split down the middle.
January 26, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Well, not the prettiest. Probably didn’t need the hot pepper. Ah well, goes good with old laugenbrotchen.
Onion soup with slices of bread.
January 24, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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Getting there!
Same onions, but browner
January 24, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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Caramelizing red onions. Not sure if they end up the same color as normal onions. Smells good, anyway.
Sliced red onions simmering in olive oil.
January 24, 2026 at 11:01 AM
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Quote post with a picture of you being a dork
Me, also putting on a hat with both hands. this is my ill-gotten Indian Jones hat, swindled off Think Geek back in the day by figuring out their prize code system. I'm still very proud of this hat, and the chainmail armor I also acquired.
January 23, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Trump appears near tears. I don't think it's AI, just a carefully chosen photo moment. anyway, not my photo
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy.
Blip and gleek, two monkey sidekicks, pitted into blank screen combat for some reason (I think they'd be friends)
January 17, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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This is an old picture, but this occasional yard visitor is one of my favorites. Not a wildcat, but definitely reminds me of them. (Someone mentioned wildcats making a comeback in Europe)
A long haired orange cat standing on the ledge of a garden walkway.
January 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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Let’s try to be nice to each other in here. There’s plenty out there to mad at.
A ‘Front Toward Enemy’ phone case.
January 15, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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I'll post a picture I took, but I'm going to put a description in the alttext. Feel free to not read it.
A bsky banner sized black and white image of a crow launching from a rooftop. The crow's pitch black feathers contrast strongly with the grey sky behind it.
January 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Scotty is full of appropriate quotes, actually.
Scotty (star trek) saying: She cannae take any more, Captain! She's gonna blow
January 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Snow is back!
January 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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Recreate the look:

Sweatshirt- Walmart $20
Pants- Walmart $20
Vibe Glasses- Walmart $20
Noise Suppression Headphones- Walmart $20
Fillico Water (expired)- $600
Maduro first capture photo, dressed in sweats, wearing blackout glasses, headphones, and holding a water bottle
January 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Thank you Strasbourg. Short trip. Small drive. Lots of walking and food.
Glowing blue tree, Gutenberg Place Cathedral of Notre Dame, Strasbourg Poster in Chocolate Cafe, labeled Delespaul-Havez. Features macabre letters spelling chocolate dripping down ominously on children. Well, it looks ominous to me. A clockwork tower in a rapidly being dissembled Christmas market
December 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Van Gogh Experience, Strasbourg
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Van Gogh Experience, Strasbourg
December 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Ah. First birthday gift is from the hotel.
A tiny bottle of brut in ice bucket with 2 glasses.
December 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Merry Christmas
A giant Christmas tree in Strasbourg.
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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When I see the sign, I always think it looks like an epic music festival.
A building sign reading HANSA AQUAPUNKT PRODUKTAUSSTELLUNG emagine ASSMANN I LEONHARD WEISS BAUUNTERNEHMUNG
December 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Tonight’s diversion- home made corn tortillas
Slightly irregular corn tortillas in a red tortilla warmer, beside slightly singed wax paper and an iron press.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Don't even let them try to start this bullshit.
Naked Dr Manhattan confronts (obliterates) someone suggesting everyone turn on their webcams.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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sounds about fucking right. hey, at least friends made the list. next year maybe I can add lovely
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing my 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "fuck" (407×), "shit" (352×), "fucking" (289×), "those" (205×), "weird" (182×), "find" (178×), "mean" (174×), "bullshit" (174×), "hope" (173×), "friends" (162×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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It’s not that you can’t get Poke in Germany, but I haven’t found any this good.
Poke bowl with tuna, cucumbers, green onion, edamame.
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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I said I’m full.
Dr Manhattan obliterating a man who saying ‘you have to try the cranberries. It’s my grandmother’s recipe’. Dr Manhattan says ‘No’
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Consider the simple Costco hot dog.
Interior of Costco, which I a primarily visiting for a hot dog.
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM