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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Aug 23

“Heading Out For Night Chores at Brandywine Farm”

Lacks hôwsegöte representation, but pretty accurate.

A white lady who looks and dresses exactly like me heads down to the barn for night chores with her animal friends

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 15

We have such a long driveway

The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 13

You don’t have to finish, you just have to get to irrevocable

You got this

By “this” I of course mean a large prybar

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 11

Director: Now look thirsty, really leer at this player.

Actresses: Cool. Cheeky, horny, evokes that one meme.

Director: Now stick throbbing cartoon clip art over their eyes to change the joke to “bitches fuck for money.”

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 11

Since others have abundantly covered the core of this imbecility …

Guess neither Cornell nor Columbia could hammer the lie/lay distinction into you.

Jesus these fucking people.

The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 11

Please present the non-citizen voters who have occasioned this unprecedented emergency you empty haircut

The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 10

In the words of a great genius of our moment

Were you homeschooled by a pigeon?

The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 10

This is aMAZing

Humans are pretty nifty sometimes

Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · Apr 10

Saw this today on another site: the 2017 Green Day concert where they were playing recorded music beforehand and everyone in the 65,000 person crowd spontaneously sang along with "Bohemian Rhapsody." I love this video.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZnB...

Green Day Crowd Singing Bohemian Rhapsody [Live in Hyde Park 2017]

YouTube video by Green Day

www.youtube.com

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 10

They do, but hummingbirds don’t nest in barren rock gardens

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 10

What’s the basis of their beef?

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 10

This is the coolest thing I have learned about this week

I wish I could find a complete list of titles

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Dr. Emily Friedman @friede.bsky.social · Apr 10

The history of publishing fiction for military is fascinating y’all (both in terms of the canon made and the formats of the material objects)

guides.loc.gov/armed-servic...

www.abaa.org/blog/post/ar...

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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · Apr 8

Kidnapping.

Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping.

Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking.

A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp.

Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a scary floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · Apr 8

stop calling things deportation just because they call it deportation.

-You cannot legally deport people without due process.

-You cannot legally deport citizens.

-They are defining down deportation to break the law.

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · Apr 8

Leavitt confirmed that the WH is working on deporting US citizens to El Salvador

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · Apr 8

We de-extincted dire wolves.
Be honest.

We created a dire wolf.
Be honest.

It's a genetically modified puppy dog.
Thank you.

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 8

a woman sitting in front of a window with the words they 're the same picture above her

Alt: a woman sitting in front of a window with the words they 're the same picture above her

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 8

Rightly so

Many have had occasion to curse their creator, but this animal’s grievance exceeds most others

The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 8

Pierre was a brave little fucker …

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 8

Groomers report that F1 doodles are The Worst because they shed normal dog undercoat into a tangle of curly poodle hair, and their dumb owners do no maintenance combing.

Put yourself in the position of a fucking WOLF with a hairdon’t that requires regular primping.

The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 8

I will be over here on the other side of the 9’ fence

The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 8

Go rub your face in that tangled mat of hair and report back

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 8

(I think the researcher actually called them pu-wo or sumthin, scientists are Bad At Language)

The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 8

Been done.

What we got here is a lightly gene-edited c. lupus because weird billionaire wants attention.

A poodle has already fucked ‘em FOR SCIENCE and behold I present to you THE WOODLE

The photo is poor quality and brown-toned probably scanned from a book or scientific paper.

A fluffy dark furred animal is lying down facing a camera. It has floppy ears, curly hair, enormous paws, a hairy face, piercing light eyes, and an expression of absolute rage at its creator.

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 7

I reported as such but it’s a more sophisticated version, if so.

At some point, reply bot and untreated delusional disorder converge and what better place than a “Jewish saint fan account?”

The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 7

(I did consider that varnish had darkened, this happens and can yield to restoration, but look at that blinding white shirt. Nope.)

The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 7

I was torn between studying that question and the urgency of immediately blocking them and their little fwends.

New Tankie just dropped? COINTELPRO?

Yes, babe, there’s a WAY that current and former Mossad carry themselves and this is aspirational for some 3-letter bois.

The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · Apr 7

Photographers: It’s just impossible to get Black skin properly lit, it’s just, photons, man, yer gunna be a dark blob

People: What now?

Painter: hold my beer

YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE CRUX OF THE PROBLEM THAT HAS BEEN COVERED BY MANY OTHERS JUST ROLL WITH ME

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