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Blood River Flow

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Self-employed unpaid intern. Tweets do not represent the views of my employer. See pictures of SWAMP TRASH here! https://www.pearlriverflow.com/gallery

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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · Jul 30

Enough with "I'm running on COMMON SENSE values." I want absurd values. Clowns on every train. Possum cops. The government pays in live goats. Worms in every gas tank. A war on clouds. It can't go any wronger than what we've already got going on, here.

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 3h

It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”

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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 29m

Yeah suck it Hemingway

Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 30m

Baby shoe on abandoned railroad

Photo of a single black baby shoe in dried leaves with rail trellis timber in the background

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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 1h

Social media gets a lot of mileage out of "I didn't know they were hitting on me" but one time I found out that someone I had a crush on realized, years later, out of the blue, that I'd been hitting on her.

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Robert Mahon @bedform.org · 3h

I feel like a government shutdown should trigger an automatic snap election for every federal elected office where no incumbent is allowed to run.

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Vampire S. O'Possum @virginiaopossum.bsky.social · 3h

Turns out I don't like listening to talk about how the people who live in the park are a threat to property values. People having to live in the park is a *consequence* of property values.

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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 1h

If you can, I highly recommend finding a ditch or creek that flows through an urban area and walking through the reefs of trash that accumulate. Examine them. Explore the temporal topographies of buoyancy and current as you contemplate the long tail of the trajectory of decay.

Ben is a spooky ghost or perhaps a ghoul @thegorgepodcast.bsky.social · 3h

It’s so important to play bad video games sometimes. Read bad books. Watch bad movies. You need the perspective. You become a better person by experiencing trash

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Anne Trubek @atrubek.bsky.social · 6h

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 6h

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/rare-whit...

Locals stunned by world-famous white whale sighting off NZ coast

Locals near Kaikōura captured rare footage of a white humpback whale.

www.nzherald.co.nz

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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 7h

IT IS UNCANNY

Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 7h

I didn't run a produce stand for 10 years not to know a thing or two about the best apples to turn into pipes

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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 8h

granny smith's the superior smoking apple, you need the hardness and the malic acid gives everything a nice fruity twang

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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 8h

more like Chat Goon Penis Time amirite

The Verge @theverge.com · 13h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 8h

pack it in this aluminum can or we can get fancy and use an apple

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Star Rose ⭐️🏳️‍⚧️ @thebratqueen.bsky.social · Apr 1

They're making the sunsets transgender!

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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 8h

biggest positive change for me was "more carbs"

Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 8h

star wars meme from the cantina scene where the alien with a weird face says "He doesn't like your post. I don't like it either"

Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 8h

I'm not hardcore on workouts but I just don't think I'm ever going to get to the point where grams of protein per day are my limiting reagent.

Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 8h

Me, looking at the physical reminder of that time I spent my life watching my world and everything and everyone I love die:
Yeah I could fuck around with that a minute. Engage those muscle memories from my vanished family.

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vincent, a future poltergeist @papa.yaga.gay · 9h

*rubbing temples clockwise*

They’re going to float the idea of an AI Trump as a way to side-step the 22nd amendment and I’m going to launch myself into the sun.

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Ouaquaga on Chenango @jnxouaquaga.bsky.social · 9h

Don't forget- none of this is over.

Palestinians will need our support and voices until Palestine is free.

AHMED AL FARRA🇵🇸 @ahmed-al-farra.bsky.social · 11h

Dear brothers and sisters,
I'm not used to asking for donations.
But the situation is extremely painful.
Children in need of milk, a destroyed home, etc.
A donation of $1 will make a difference toward achieving a dream.

gogetfunding.com/ahmed-and-hi... #GoGetFunding
🙏🏻

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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 8h

Watching TNG, season 4, Legacy, the actress playing Tasha Yar’s sister, Beth Toussaint, looks like a cross between Billie Piper and Linda Hamilton

screenshot of a dyed blond white woman with a broad chin and lips who looks like a cross between Billie Piper and Linda Hamilton

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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 8h

The fact that he keeps playing this flute after enduring a whole ass Philip K Dick story to learn it is kinda amazing, I don’t know if it’s what I would do

screenshot of Captain Picard looking like he's concentrating while blowing on a tiny flute

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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 8h

The number of EXTREMELY WEIRD situations I've been in where "In the Air Tonight" was playing is higher than I wish it was. Not more than five. But more than twice.

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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 8h

sometimes heating fruits and vegetables before drying will do the trick by messing up the enzymes in them. Other things you might want to try though are a mix of 50/50 citric/ascorbic acid or if you're not reactive to sulfites, some of that

Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 8h

so I've heard