Pearl River Flow
@pearlriverflow.com
Self-employed unpaid intern. Tweets do not represent the views of my employer.
See pictures of SWAMP TRASH here!
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Pearl River Flow
@pearlriverflow.com
· Jul 30
Enough with "I'm running on COMMON SENSE values." I want absurd values. Clowns on every train. Possum cops. The government pays in live goats. Worms in every gas tank. A war on clouds. It can't go any wronger than what we've already got going on, here.
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Small town and suburban bars the week of thanksgiving have the most insane vibes—adults at home visiting parents and already going insane and sneaking out at night to drink. Weird and terrifying kinships form
November 22, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Small town and suburban bars the week of thanksgiving have the most insane vibes—adults at home visiting parents and already going insane and sneaking out at night to drink. Weird and terrifying kinships form
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organic unbleached all-purpose asshole
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
organic unbleached all-purpose asshole
speaking of costuming, one time my friends were doing a Christmas show and wanted a santa to sit on stage between sets so I dressed as "Santa Plissken." I had a holster with a giant candy cane in it. Went on a santa-themed bar crawl and the chortle-fucks at the bougie pub wouldn't let me go in.
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
speaking of costuming, one time my friends were doing a Christmas show and wanted a santa to sit on stage between sets so I dressed as "Santa Plissken." I had a holster with a giant candy cane in it. Went on a santa-themed bar crawl and the chortle-fucks at the bougie pub wouldn't let me go in.
I have spent my entire life chasing this look, and at one time or another I've had the jacket, the shirt, the whip, the pants, the stubble, the hat. But never all at the same time. Just unmistakable. An outfit I recreate in any game that lets me.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I have spent my entire life chasing this look, and at one time or another I've had the jacket, the shirt, the whip, the pants, the stubble, the hat. But never all at the same time. Just unmistakable. An outfit I recreate in any game that lets me.
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Our USDA Secretary who doesn't even know what the cattle cycle is
What a time to be alive
What a time to be alive
Brooke Rollins on spiking beef prices in November 2025: "There's a lot of reasons for that. The Biden-Harris administration had a war on cattle because they talked about climate change and cattle, um -- it was crazy."
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Our USDA Secretary who doesn't even know what the cattle cycle is
What a time to be alive
What a time to be alive
My brother in law didn't know the words to "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" when he was a kid so he just kept singing "You better watch out" louder and louder and more frantically until he was screaming.
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My brother in law didn't know the words to "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" when he was a kid so he just kept singing "You better watch out" louder and louder and more frantically until he was screaming.
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IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE
TOMORROW ACTUALLY
TOMORROW ACTUALLY
Some of y'all watch football. Some the parade. Some of you put on that one episode of WKRP from 1978... and that was a brilliant one.
But the true best Thanksgiving TV tradition, the one nearest and dearest to my heart, is MST3k's Turkey Day marathon...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZJ7...
But the true best Thanksgiving TV tradition, the one nearest and dearest to my heart, is MST3k's Turkey Day marathon...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZJ7...
2025 Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day Marathon: Double Troubled Features Edition
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE
TOMORROW ACTUALLY
TOMORROW ACTUALLY
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Magneto is first and foremost, a diva.
The Magneto helmet is supposed to keep Professor X from reading his mind but let’s be real he bought the helmet and made up an excuse
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Magneto is first and foremost, a diva.
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I've got faith (Pick it up, Pick it up, Pick it up)
Faith of the HORNS 🎺🎺🎺
Faith of the HORNS 🎺🎺🎺
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I've got faith (Pick it up, Pick it up, Pick it up)
Faith of the HORNS 🎺🎺🎺
Faith of the HORNS 🎺🎺🎺
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I just want everyone to appreciate the kickass 1988 synth sounds of this Titan IV testing video from United Technologies.
Fun fact: I pegged this as "1988 music" before I discovered that it is in fact from 1988.
youtu.be/SmPVaylXwVY?...
Fun fact: I pegged this as "1988 music" before I discovered that it is in fact from 1988.
youtu.be/SmPVaylXwVY?...
Titan IV Update - Static Tests (2 of 3)
YouTube video by far2stylin2
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I just want everyone to appreciate the kickass 1988 synth sounds of this Titan IV testing video from United Technologies.
Fun fact: I pegged this as "1988 music" before I discovered that it is in fact from 1988.
youtu.be/SmPVaylXwVY?...
Fun fact: I pegged this as "1988 music" before I discovered that it is in fact from 1988.
youtu.be/SmPVaylXwVY?...
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
tfw u need seven samurai
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It was that I don’t like being bitten by koalas
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It was that I don’t like being bitten by koalas
yeah, my uncle lives on a road going down to the amazon data centers they're doing in Canton and it's real fucking harrowing to drive through there. Construction company must have bought the trucks from The Duel.
A couple of months ago, I was out in Richland Parish, LA, talking to people about the new Meta data center being built. Everyone talked about the traffic and reckless drivers.
So, I started looking into it. Their concerns were valid. 🧵
www.wwno.org/local-region...
So, I started looking into it. Their concerns were valid. 🧵
www.wwno.org/local-region...
Construction on Meta’s largest data center brings 600% crash spike, chaos to rural Louisiana
An investigation from the Gulf States Newsroom found that trucks contracted to work at the Meta facility are causing delays and dangerous roads in Holly Ridge.
www.wwno.org
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
yeah, my uncle lives on a road going down to the amazon data centers they're doing in Canton and it's real fucking harrowing to drive through there. Construction company must have bought the trucks from The Duel.
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My investigation into traffic and crashes around the Meta data center site in Richland Parish, Louisiana (what Meta says will be the largest in the world) aired on @npr.org Morning Edition today:
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
My investigation into traffic and crashes around the Meta data center site in Richland Parish, Louisiana (what Meta says will be the largest in the world) aired on @npr.org Morning Edition today:
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I know we’ve all recognized the role of the animated Robin Hood movie in awakening a generation of furries but we should not forget the moral of the film: always mislead, mock, and ultimately clown on the aristocracy because in truth they are dumb and weak and they have stolen what is ours.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I know we’ve all recognized the role of the animated Robin Hood movie in awakening a generation of furries but we should not forget the moral of the film: always mislead, mock, and ultimately clown on the aristocracy because in truth they are dumb and weak and they have stolen what is ours.
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When I see the Rich get owned by the Poor.
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
When I see the Rich get owned by the Poor.
Yeah this is not my first rodeo (to be cancelled due to an outbreak of equine herpes)
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Yeah this is not my first rodeo (to be cancelled due to an outbreak of equine herpes)
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Hey. Please follow, donate, boost. It's winter ffs, please
i’ve raised 0 of at least $800 needed before 12/3. i despair of not being on the street come early December with my dog. i need help.
homelessness is a daily stressor. please.
homelessness is a daily stressor. please.
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hey. Please follow, donate, boost. It's winter ffs, please
They're doing a whole MST3k turkey four day weekend! It's got a hell of a lineup, too.
forums.mst3k.com/t/2025-doubl...
forums.mst3k.com/t/2025-doubl...
🦃 2025 Double Troubled Turkey Day Marathon Official Watch Party Thread 🦃
We’ve switched the clocks, and there is a chill in the air. That can only mean one thing. It’s time for the 2025 MST3K TURKEY DAY MARATHON! That’s right, Joel, Mike, Jonah, Emily, and the 'bots (and...
forums.mst3k.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
They're doing a whole MST3k turkey four day weekend! It's got a hell of a lineup, too.
forums.mst3k.com/t/2025-doubl...
forums.mst3k.com/t/2025-doubl...
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you called the wrong butterball hotline mfer.
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
you called the wrong butterball hotline mfer.
the government? The one that's been lying to me my whole life? You mean to tell me it's also lying to itself?! Fuck, man.
This is the same playbook the Trump administration ran in Portland, where DHS officials falsely accused local police of failing to help them (or not arriving quickly enough). Strikes me as a problem that the government lies so freely to the Supreme Court now. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
the government? The one that's been lying to me my whole life? You mean to tell me it's also lying to itself?! Fuck, man.
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I will never check in or out of a hotel via app. No. That is a Talk To A Person task, forever and always
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I will never check in or out of a hotel via app. No. That is a Talk To A Person task, forever and always