Pearl River Flow
@pearlriverflow.com
Self-employed unpaid intern. Tweets do not represent the views of my employer.
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Pearl River Flow
@pearlriverflow.com
· Jul 30
Enough with "I'm running on COMMON SENSE values." I want absurd values. Clowns on every train. Possum cops. The government pays in live goats. Worms in every gas tank. A war on clouds. It can't go any wronger than what we've already got going on, here.
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The sign on the mail box
Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The sign on the mail box
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i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the
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Vance: I'm crying right now because you stupids won't let me have your green island. I could literally just - don't you know I'm smarter than you? I'm your better - don't leave, don't get the army
Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him
Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him
January 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Vance: I'm crying right now because you stupids won't let me have your green island. I could literally just - don't you know I'm smarter than you? I'm your better - don't leave, don't get the army
Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him
Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him
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Look at my paper of record dawg I'm going to be on a breadline
Canned tuna is budget-friendly and good for you. Here’s how to zhuzh up a can of tuna for a school of quick, flavor-forward dishes. nyti.ms/3NgyAaA
January 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Look at my paper of record dawg I'm going to be on a breadline
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What do all these MFs look like thumbs. When will the thumb and toe community speak up and say "not in our name!"
NEWS: Postmedia suspends Toronto Sun parliamentary bureau chief after tweet applauding ICE killing of Minneapolis woman
Postmedia says Bryan Passifiume’s tweet about ICE killing of Renee Good was ‘regrettable and insensitive’
Postmedia says Bryan Passifiume’s tweet about ICE killing of Renee Good was ‘regrettable and insensitive’
Postmedia Suspends Toronto Sun Parliamentary Bureau Chief After Tweet Applauding ICE Killing Minneapolis Woman
Postmedia says Bryan Passifiume’s tweet about ICE killing of Renee Good was ‘regrettable and insensitive’
pressprogress.ca
January 14, 2026 at 5:17 PM
What do all these MFs look like thumbs. When will the thumb and toe community speak up and say "not in our name!"
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Posters bushido dictates I share this because I didn’t think they’d do it
January 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Posters bushido dictates I share this because I didn’t think they’d do it
Every thread by Dave's worth checking out but oh boy does this one deliver a couple of BEAUTIFUL SWERVES
this is indistinguishable from a half-assed digital media pitch from the pivot-to-video era that would have been rejected by thrillist's senior video producer for being pointless and corny
New: CBS News seems to be preparing a new segment called "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil," per sources.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
January 14, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Every thread by Dave's worth checking out but oh boy does this one deliver a couple of BEAUTIFUL SWERVES
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BREAKING: Los Angeles Subway workers are ON STRIKE after the company has repeatedly paid workers over a month late, and at other times many months late. 🧵
#UnionsForAll
#UnionsForAll
January 14, 2026 at 12:27 AM
BREAKING: Los Angeles Subway workers are ON STRIKE after the company has repeatedly paid workers over a month late, and at other times many months late. 🧵
#UnionsForAll
#UnionsForAll
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What did i say that was unclear
Judge Stone Cold Steve Austin in the Dilbert mpreg episode
Judge Stone Cold Steve Austin in the Dilbert mpreg episode
January 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
What did i say that was unclear
Judge Stone Cold Steve Austin in the Dilbert mpreg episode
Judge Stone Cold Steve Austin in the Dilbert mpreg episode
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Hey y’all! REMINDER:
I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED to award at least one scholarship to a Louisiana woman. And no Louisiana women have applied. This happens every year where we have to beg women in my own state to apply and Idk why. We’re in our 6th cycle! Come get this money! ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED to award at least one scholarship to a Louisiana woman. And no Louisiana women have applied. This happens every year where we have to beg women in my own state to apply and Idk why. We’re in our 6th cycle! Come get this money! ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
January 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Hey y’all! REMINDER:
I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED to award at least one scholarship to a Louisiana woman. And no Louisiana women have applied. This happens every year where we have to beg women in my own state to apply and Idk why. We’re in our 6th cycle! Come get this money! ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED to award at least one scholarship to a Louisiana woman. And no Louisiana women have applied. This happens every year where we have to beg women in my own state to apply and Idk why. We’re in our 6th cycle! Come get this money! ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
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You are like a little baby. Watch this:
January 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM
You are like a little baby. Watch this:
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New ChatGPT ad just dropped:
i will turn Scott Adams into a Frankenstein so he can keep posting
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
New ChatGPT ad just dropped:
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No new pictures, where are you mentally?
January 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
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my Beck, my Zach,
my Busey, and my Brak
my Busey, and my Brak
December 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
my Beck, my Zach,
my Busey, and my Brak
my Busey, and my Brak
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Hey we heard you have executive dysfunction so we created a giant bureaucratic maze and we're gonna put your executive dysfunction meds at the end of it. maybe.
January 11, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Hey we heard you have executive dysfunction so we created a giant bureaucratic maze and we're gonna put your executive dysfunction meds at the end of it. maybe.
Post Surgery Pain Rankings
4: Burns inside my heart
3: Sore airway from deepthroating breathing tube
2: Sliced open femoral veins
1 BY FAR: Back pain from hours on surgical and recovery slabs
4: Burns inside my heart
3: Sore airway from deepthroating breathing tube
2: Sliced open femoral veins
1 BY FAR: Back pain from hours on surgical and recovery slabs
January 13, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Post Surgery Pain Rankings
4: Burns inside my heart
3: Sore airway from deepthroating breathing tube
2: Sliced open femoral veins
1 BY FAR: Back pain from hours on surgical and recovery slabs
4: Burns inside my heart
3: Sore airway from deepthroating breathing tube
2: Sliced open femoral veins
1 BY FAR: Back pain from hours on surgical and recovery slabs
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so it’s a police force, got it, thanks
Don't bother arguing about whether ICE is a police force or a military force. It's neither. It behaves as a disorganized, violent mob, cursing, shouting contradictory orders, and attacking unarmed citizens on a whim. It is deployed to create fear and chaos, not to enforce laws or establish order.
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 AM
so it’s a police force, got it, thanks
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Trump: "Stop trading with Iran!!!!"
Thailand: "We've been trading with Iran since the Safavids, man"
Thailand: "We've been trading with Iran since the Safavids, man"
January 13, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Trump: "Stop trading with Iran!!!!"
Thailand: "We've been trading with Iran since the Safavids, man"
Thailand: "We've been trading with Iran since the Safavids, man"
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the entire US government rn
January 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
the entire US government rn
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
Television, the creative medium brought to you on behalf of moderate to severe plaque psoriasis.
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Television, the creative medium brought to you on behalf of moderate to severe plaque psoriasis.