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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃

@flopwizard.bsky.social

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High Dexterity, High Intelligence, White Trash, Creed posting #smokefleet

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · Mar 25

smoking resin to get back to my white trash roots

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 3h

And you know they weren't raybans, mf was prob wearing panama jack sunglasses his grandkid bought him for Christmas

🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 3h

I'm 35 and you wouldn't catch me running after a dang skateboarder, I'd just magic missile that mf

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 4h

and then right into the gutter, i was wondering how you could beat your own ass

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Flannel: Dead and Loving it @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 13h

You would download a car meme but instead it’s the lyrics to peaches’ fuck the pain away

YOU wouldn’t

Suck on my titties like you wanted me
Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie
Check out my Chrissie behind
It's fine all of the time

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 4h

Face down ass up

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 4h

Oof the way he slid on that pavement. Shoulda been high steppin.

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 4h

Damn time really flies

🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 17h

Double burger. Cheddar style, crinkly fries, and the dang white cheddar bites

🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 17h

Currently eating ama

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 17h

a man wearing a red beanie and sunglasses is looking out of a car window

ALT: a man wearing a red beanie and sunglasses is looking out of a car window

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 17h

It's not right how much i just cackled at this

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 17h

Baby i gotta get you to the dirty south, where the crawfish will clear your sinuses for the next 10 years

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 17h

Do you actually know what spice is?

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 17h

You would be from Massachusetts

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 18h

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 18h

A lot of things are making sense now

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 18h

Whomst amongst us doesn't enjoy a sweet and savory meal

🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 18h

FUCK NATO

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 18h

This voilates one of the amendments I'm positive

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 18h

And what are you gonna do walk up on a bear that has a tripod set up and give his big ass pointers?

🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 18h

Them mfs know how to shoot a landscape, I'll give them that.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1d

It’s so impressive that Kodiak bears started that camera company.

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 18h

Do not let this go to your head

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 21h

No kings except this mf

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🎃 Franklin Pumpkinhead 🎃 @flopwizard.bsky.social · 18h

I hate to say this but he's right

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