"we didn't ask Jack Daniels and they're not interested" was the bait for me, the Frederick Douglass twist had me hooked though

the escaped monkeys were all, unfortunately... "destroyed" I can't comment on the goat.

This post reminded me that the line "abba zaba, you my only friend" from Half-Baked is still lodged in some deep part of my brain

abba zaba, you my only friend

Deadbert is a learning experience for all of us.

It's like a muffin. It's got some of the best little candy numbs of story and characters floating in a huge bland bready world where nothing happens. The sprinting mod helps a little.

this is a beautiful poem

YOU THERE BOY, WHAT DAY IS IT TODAY?

The great Scott Adams has passed away

his neck just did that btw