Pearl River Flow
@pearlriverflow.com
Self-employed unpaid intern. Tweets do not represent the views of my employer.
See pictures of SWAMP TRASH here!
https://www.pearlriverflow.com/gallery
See pictures of SWAMP TRASH here!
https://www.pearlriverflow.com/gallery
Me when people in other states talk about good things their state actually does for residents
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Me when people from those states dunk on Mississippi
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Me when people from those states dunk on Mississippi
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Me when people in other states talk about good things their state actually does for residents
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Me when people from those states dunk on Mississippi
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Me when people from those states dunk on Mississippi
This is every other reply when you suggest that something good should happen, instead
January 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
This is every other reply when you suggest that something good should happen, instead
THIS guy knows what I'm talking about.
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
THIS guy knows what I'm talking about.
Year of The Horse: Regal and transformative, an uplifting nobility.
Year of A Horse: Vaguely promising, and/or slightly concerning.
Year of A Million Horses: TEMUJIN HAS RETURNED, BABY! STEPPE NOMAD SUPREMACY! ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN HORDE!
Year of A Horse: Vaguely promising, and/or slightly concerning.
Year of A Million Horses: TEMUJIN HAS RETURNED, BABY! STEPPE NOMAD SUPREMACY! ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN HORDE!
December 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Year of The Horse: Regal and transformative, an uplifting nobility.
Year of A Horse: Vaguely promising, and/or slightly concerning.
Year of A Million Horses: TEMUJIN HAS RETURNED, BABY! STEPPE NOMAD SUPREMACY! ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN HORDE!
Year of A Horse: Vaguely promising, and/or slightly concerning.
Year of A Million Horses: TEMUJIN HAS RETURNED, BABY! STEPPE NOMAD SUPREMACY! ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN HORDE!
Remember: Mississippi has TWO towns named Wiggins. Neither Wiggins is represented by Brice Wiggins, pictured here because I like showing you pictures of ridiculous thumb-headed bastards.
December 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Remember: Mississippi has TWO towns named Wiggins. Neither Wiggins is represented by Brice Wiggins, pictured here because I like showing you pictures of ridiculous thumb-headed bastards.
every right wing influencer right now
December 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
every right wing influencer right now
Sometimes I love this country
(From the Pig War of 1859)
(From the Pig War of 1859)
December 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Sometimes I love this country
(From the Pig War of 1859)
(From the Pig War of 1859)
there are gas station cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
(or just in this one absurd town)
(or just in this one absurd town)
December 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
there are gas station cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
(or just in this one absurd town)
(or just in this one absurd town)
due to absurd zoning regulations enshrining a lost imperial decadence this town also has "Taco Bell that looks like a bank" and "Quaint Italian Whataburger Bistro"
December 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
due to absurd zoning regulations enshrining a lost imperial decadence this town also has "Taco Bell that looks like a bank" and "Quaint Italian Whataburger Bistro"
THEY NOW HAVE A QUAINT ITALIAN WHATABURGER BISTRO
December 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
THEY NOW HAVE A QUAINT ITALIAN WHATABURGER BISTRO
this is the google street view of the fake aqueduct to the CVS. I should take a pretentious black and white shot of it. I should note that this is not a walkway. It is just stucco and EIFS.
December 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
this is the google street view of the fake aqueduct to the CVS. I should take a pretentious black and white shot of it. I should note that this is not a walkway. It is just stucco and EIFS.
This is sometimes known locally as the Taj Mahal of Krogers or "The British Museum of Kroger" or The Kroger Colosseum. It is near a CVS with a fake aquaduct.
December 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This is sometimes known locally as the Taj Mahal of Krogers or "The British Museum of Kroger" or The Kroger Colosseum. It is near a CVS with a fake aquaduct.
practicing my pope walk but also BE ON GUARD
December 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
practicing my pope walk but also BE ON GUARD
fuck this, going into 2026 like
December 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
fuck this, going into 2026 like
Broke: Spotify wrapped, steam statistics
Woke: OSHA's Top Safety Violations of the Year
Woke: OSHA's Top Safety Violations of the Year
December 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Broke: Spotify wrapped, steam statistics
Woke: OSHA's Top Safety Violations of the Year
Woke: OSHA's Top Safety Violations of the Year
THE HATEFUL CENSER. THE TERRIBLE THURIBLE
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
THE HATEFUL CENSER. THE TERRIBLE THURIBLE
me trying to get into the "gifted and talented to burnout" discourse
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
me trying to get into the "gifted and talented to burnout" discourse
"A modern AI browser"
December 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"A modern AI browser"
Me whenever I hear about some new thing that's supposed to make my life easier or what not
December 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Me whenever I hear about some new thing that's supposed to make my life easier or what not