Joel Reamer
@pettyintrigues.bsky.social
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Unrepentant whistler.
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sorry, but this is how your texts should look 👇
me: i hate Hitler

friend: same i think that guy sucks balls
pettyintrigues.bsky.social
Hell yeah, welcome back dude 
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Love a good rain tower. (Undisclosed set last night on an undisclosed location.)
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I do feel a little compelled to defend “my” Busch Gardens. Outside of that insane title, there really wasn’t too much questionable shit there. The closest was this brass band that wandered around playing, the “Mystic Sheiks of Morocco,” but they were frankly pretty bad-ass and a lot of fun.
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It’s kinda like Disneyland and Disney World Venn. (Side note: it’s still wild to me that they subtitled the FLA Africa-themed one “THE DARK CONTINENT”!)
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We used to do the hospitality house to Scorpion to festhaus to Python to hospitality house run back and forth, back and forth, in the halcyon days of the late 80s/early 90s.
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Great, the Brewers helping make history this postseason.
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It would be wild if the best Brewers season win-total of all time both started and ended with a four-game losing streak.
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Yeeesh. No bueno. Gonna need a whole lot of Uecker Magic in SoCal.
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I’ve been following along on this one all day, and I just kept thinking about the fact that 50% of the dudes I see in public restrooms don’t wash their hands, even after they are leaving the shitter.
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We were up there last night
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I was literally just comforting myself thinking of that Yankees team.
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I did a lot of squawking on my way out of the park last night, with Dodger fan and Brewer fan alike, I was still feeling pretty confident after that one, but tonight I am thinking that confidence, perhaps it was misplaced!
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Legend
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They sell beer koozies of it at the official team store now; here I am at the NLDS last week, two-fisting appropriately 
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Oh, dude, sorry, didn’t look at your feed before this! Go Broors
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They sell beer koozies of it at the official team store now; here I am at the NLDS last week, two-fisting appropriately 
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He has often looked really bad doing it too.

Man, I hate these vibes!
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I have solely been over here for the last year or so and I don’t miss Twitter at all. It wasn’t just that it was run by a fascist piece of shit, it just became completely unreadable on multiple levels because of his leadership.
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It reads to me like it goes hand in hand with your question. You absolutely come across as suggesting that we all should be wearing masks wherever we go on account of possibly coming across some immunocompromised stranger. So I’m to presume that your answer to his question (which is legit) is a yes.
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It’s a simple question. I don’t know why she can’t answer it. I’m also curious whether she thinks we should all be wearing rubber gloves when we’re walking about as well. Just a minor inconvenience you know.
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I shouldn’t even made a dumb joke to those people. Fucking hell they’re exhausting.
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Waited three hours to see D’Angelo at Afropunk in Brooklyn in ‘14 or so. Worth it.