Phasmatic
@phasmatic.bsky.social
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Butlerian Jihad anticipator. No gods, no kings.
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If I met him for real, I’d tell him to take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut. 🍩
phasmatic.bsky.social
But imo turnip greens 🥬 have a higher flavor ceiling.
phasmatic.bsky.social
We had a mess of collard greens for dinner, with some brats.
phasmatic.bsky.social
Enjoying my first porter of the fall season and watching baseball.
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morriscolumn.bsky.social
Boston, which has somehow managed to assemble in one place the most annoying aspects of the British class system, Southern racism and segregation, and the least erotic accent in the English language.
phasmatic.bsky.social
It could be an alternative title!
phasmatic.bsky.social
Fetterman is a useless heap.
phasmatic.bsky.social
Governor Hochul, you should send the NY National Guard to restore order!
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altcdc.altgov.info
1/2 A reminder to anyone who was RIFed.

💯 you do NOT deserve this.

Quick tips if you do get a RIF notice:
❌ Do not send a read receipt
❌ Do not respond right away - the union will probably provide language for response
✅ Forward notice to your personal email
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sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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katie-did.bsky.social
This *is* terrible- and there is a need to recognize that anyone shocked by the conditions he was kept under is missing the fact that ANYONE kept in detention, whether "ordinary jail" or ICE facility, is kept in conditions like this.
phasmatic.bsky.social
#KavanaghStops
thebulwark.com
"They put me on suicide watch and they put me in the cell, I'm naked, in like a hospital dress and just a concrete bed with like a mattress, like a thin mattress and, they leave the light on 24/7."

@timmiller.bsky.social talked to a veteran who ICE wrongly detained and brutalized
phasmatic.bsky.social
In New Mexico you can get Hatch green chile and cheddar bagels. Those are exceptional.
phasmatic.bsky.social
Scary thread 🧵
skiles.blue
I don't know if there's such a thing as a "world cyberwar" but I think we are in one? and the US is determined to lose it. 🧵

Today the admin is mass-firing the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), the nation's cybersecurity protection across all levels of government.
phasmatic.bsky.social
I believe the word is “tumped”…
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whetmoser.com
one thing that’s definitely new over the past decade or so is the number of bumper stickers and signs threatening to kill you
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iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
ICE GOONS crash into car and then point weapons to kidnap man.
phasmatic.bsky.social
They had time to read the Rime over the loudspeaker though some fans may have been triggered by the albatross part.
phasmatic.bsky.social
To him cops are just tough guys with guns that bust heads.

To be fair that’s how some cops identify as well.
phasmatic.bsky.social
I was going there but someone else said Dallas Buyers Club and that’s even better considering Kid Wegovy’s gaunt features.
phasmatic.bsky.social
The other big test is that you have to eat a slice without a knife and fork.
phasmatic.bsky.social
Congratulations on nailing that sweet nexus between “that’s far too graphic” and “so plausible it must be true”
phasmatic.bsky.social
My kid once ordered strawberry with strawberry cream cheese.