whet moser
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newsletters @ nyt. ex qz, chicago mag, chicago reader. i'm not a miracle worker, i'm a janitor
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Chicago has the mandate of heaven
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Chicago has the mandate of heaven
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Once upon a time, Matt LaFleur was coaching in Atlanta and the Falcons had a 28-3...
/looks at Bears defense
I can't even finish this thought without knowing better.
/looks at Bears defense
I can't even finish this thought without knowing better.
Good. Don’t let off the gas.
January 11, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Once upon a time, Matt LaFleur was coaching in Atlanta and the Falcons had a 28-3...
/looks at Bears defense
I can't even finish this thought without knowing better.
/looks at Bears defense
I can't even finish this thought without knowing better.
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its so wild we got to see the old bears and new bears for an equal amount of time tonight
January 11, 2026 at 5:02 AM
its so wild we got to see the old bears and new bears for an equal amount of time tonight
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Field Museum post-game
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Field Museum post-game
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Only a fool watches the first three quarters
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Only a fool watches the first three quarters
taps the sign
if you’re on the fence about this game: matt lafleur’s facial hair
January 11, 2026 at 4:51 AM
taps the sign
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even if the bears win i’m not not going to be mad at the first half
January 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
even if the bears win i’m not not going to be mad at the first half
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MATT LAFLEUR DID IT. HE DID THE THING THAT HE WAS PART OF IN 2016.
Once upon a time, Matt LaFleur was coaching in Atlanta and the Falcons had a 28-3...
/looks at Bears defense
I can't even finish this thought without knowing better.
/looks at Bears defense
I can't even finish this thought without knowing better.
Good. Don’t let off the gas.
January 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
MATT LAFLEUR DID IT. HE DID THE THING THAT HE WAS PART OF IN 2016.
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It's not quite 4th of July in my neighborhood right now, but it's not far from the 5th.
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
It's not quite 4th of July in my neighborhood right now, but it's not far from the 5th.
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its too bad I watch these games hiding behind the couch because there was a moment in the first half when it was 21-3 where Jordan Love was yucking it up on the sidelines and I thought "I should grab that screenshot for later"
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
its too bad I watch these games hiding behind the couch because there was a moment in the first half when it was 21-3 where Jordan Love was yucking it up on the sidelines and I thought "I should grab that screenshot for later"
bear down, chicago bears, something something something victory
January 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
bear down, chicago bears, something something something victory
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in baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeee!
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
in baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeee!
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We'll never forget the way you thrilled the nation.
January 11, 2026 at 4:45 AM
We'll never forget the way you thrilled the nation.
✨free shots at the bar✨
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
✨free shots at the bar✨
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that was the dumbest way to win I’ve ever seen. go Bears
January 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
that was the dumbest way to win I’ve ever seen. go Bears
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THIS IS WHY WE HAVE TO EAT SO MUCH SAUSAGE SO THAT WE CAN HAVE THE STAMINA FOR GAMES LIKE THIS IF YOU STAY READY YOU DONT HAVE TO GET READY
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
THIS IS WHY WE HAVE TO EAT SO MUCH SAUSAGE SO THAT WE CAN HAVE THE STAMINA FOR GAMES LIKE THIS IF YOU STAY READY YOU DONT HAVE TO GET READY
either way i’m going to go home and play madden until 4am
January 11, 2026 at 4:21 AM
either way i’m going to go home and play madden until 4am
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my sis in Chicago texted me: “Someone call the Pope!!!!”
January 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
my sis in Chicago texted me: “Someone call the Pope!!!!”
i like d’andre swift’s orange sash
January 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
i like d’andre swift’s orange sash
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MAN the feed is disturbing tonight. Every other post I’m like “this BETTER be about football”. We’re all a bit jumpy out here!
the bar just exploded
January 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
MAN the feed is disturbing tonight. Every other post I’m like “this BETTER be about football”. We’re all a bit jumpy out here!
this is about ben johnson
broke: great man theory of history
woke: great idiot theory of history
woke: great idiot theory of history
January 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
this is about ben johnson