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Phil Johnson

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Smart/Naughty Comedy and Music for Smart/Naughty People. 😉 Click this because you need to laugh 👉https://linktr.ee/philjohnsoncomedy

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 22d

New song out today and it's about exactly who you think it is. Listen at fanlink.tv/ahole2025

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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 7h

If members of the United States military are truly being paid their salaries by a private individual, the American people should know who that individual is. Now.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 3h

Someone owns our military now and we need to find out who.

Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 5h

Our military is being paid by an anonymous donor.

Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors.

These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism.

This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function.

Every American should reject it.

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 3h

Has anyone gotten Melania's opinion on them bulldozing the offices of the First Lady?

Anyone? Crickets.

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 7h

So I wonder which corporation owns our military now.

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Aletheia S.R. @aletheia225.bsky.social · 11h

Private donors to the Pentagon and donors to the ballroom is a serious alarm.

That's not how this works.

Stop this now.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20h

Priorities.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 7h

Nearly a third of American adults are functionally illiterate.

Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @karimwafa.bsky.social · 1d

They say books won’t change the world.

Tell that to every colonizer who burned them.

To every enslaved person who was punished for reading.

Literacy is resistance.

Literacy is liberation.

The library is a battlefield.

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Keith Boykin @keithboykin.bsky.social · 1d

But Obama spent $376 million.

1. Bush requested the spending, not Obama.

2. Congress approved it.

3. The money was spent to upgrade the aging infrastructure in the 200-year-old building.

4. They didn’t tear down 1/3 of the White House.

5. They didn’t lie about it to the American people.

Unraveling claims about $376M White House renovation under Obama

While a large White House renovation project took place during Obama's presidency, some posts omitted key context or shared misleading claims.

www.snopes.com

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 8h

Anyone smell that? Smells like a swamp.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15h

Would have loved to see the due-diligence on this one. 🤡

@financialtimes.com $UMAC
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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 8h

I may spend the rest of the evening watching this on a loop.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 8h

Does Stephen Miller realize he doesn't make the damn rules?

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 12h

@positivegrid.bsky.social has an AI built into their Spark app that will help you find the guitar tones you're looking for.

I haven't tried it yet, but I'm excited to see how it deals with tone descriptions like "Make it sound more shloompy."

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 16h

The party of fiscal responsibility strikes again.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 21h

“.. It’s also the fastest accumulation of a trillion dollars in debt outside of the COVID-19 pandemic ..”

@pbsnews.org
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

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Joseph In THEE OC @ocjoseph424.bsky.social · 1d

A little while ago I dropped off my ballot with my “YES” vote on Prop 50. Get your ballots in, California, and vote “YES”.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

Things like this keep happening.

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 1d

Spotify customer service is immediately ending conversations if you ask about them airing ICE advertisements on the platform.

Cancel your Spotify subscription.
#BoycottSpotify

Spotify Support
—
Spotify at 10:04 PM, Oct 21
Jake R. is now connected and reviewing your question.

They'll message you shortly.

Hi there!
Jake R. at 10:04 PM, Oct 21

Hi - I have read that Spotify is advertising ICE commercials. Is this true? If so, I would like to cancel my subscription.
You at 10:05 PM, Oct 21

End of conversation. You can close the messaging window now.

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Proud Veteran @roghair.bsky.social · 2d

Love this meme. So appropriate for this moment

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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 1d

Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 1d

An open book test for people who can't read. Maybe if they gave them the info in a sketchy looking YouTube video instead?

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 1d

Soooo, it's not just about illegal immigration then, huh.

Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 1d

A man was arrested for playing Darth Vader's theme music, "The Imperial March," behind National Guard troops walking through Logan Circle.

Now the ACLU is suing on his behalf. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 1d

Uh huh. And he discovered real quick that the Bay wasn't going to put up with it.

shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 1d

lol. lmao.

Breaking News
President Trump said he called off the deployment of federal agents to San Francisco at the request of tech industry friends.

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 2d

I'm sure he'll have all the plans "in two weeks".

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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 2d

FYI :“Destruction of federal property is a federal crime. 18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines the crime as willfully injuring or committing any depredation against U.S. government property. If the damage exceeds $1k it is a felony with a fine, up to ten years in prison or both.”

Awaiting law enforcement.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 2d

"Enhanced security features" either means it'll have Russian cameras in it or he's building a ballroom that doubles as a panic room when the military goes to haul his ass out of there.

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Alan Rosenblatt @drdigipol.bsky.social · 2d

Elections shouldn’t be rigged by politicians. California Prop 50 stops that — temporary maps, permanent fairness.
Mail your ballot today. Share this with someone who cares about democracy.
Your vote doesn't just help you — it helps everyone.
#YesOnProp50

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