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Phil Johnson
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Smart/Naughty Comedy and Music for Smart/Naughty People. 😉 Click this because you need to laugh 👉https://linktr.ee/philjohnsoncomedy
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New song out today and it's about exactly who you think it is. Listen at fanlink.tv/ahole2025
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A little while ago I dropped off my ballot with my “YES” vote on Prop 50. Get your ballots in, California, and vote “YES”.
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Spotify customer service is immediately ending conversations if you ask about them airing ICE advertisements on the platform.

Cancel your Spotify subscription.
#BoycottSpotify
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Love this meme. So appropriate for this moment
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Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom
An open book test for people who can't read. Maybe if they gave them the info in a sketchy looking YouTube video instead?
Soooo, it's not just about illegal immigration then, huh.
A man was arrested for playing Darth Vader's theme music, "The Imperial March," behind National Guard troops walking through Logan Circle.

Now the ACLU is suing on his behalf. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Uh huh. And he discovered real quick that the Bay wasn't going to put up with it.
I'm sure he'll have all the plans "in two weeks".
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FYI :“Destruction of federal property is a federal crime. 18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines the crime as willfully injuring or committing any depredation against U.S. government property. If the damage exceeds $1k it is a felony with a fine, up to ten years in prison or both.”

Awaiting law enforcement.
"Enhanced security features" either means it'll have Russian cameras in it or he's building a ballroom that doubles as a panic room when the military goes to haul his ass out of there.
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Elections shouldn’t be rigged by politicians. California Prop 50 stops that — temporary maps, permanent fairness.
Mail your ballot today. Share this with someone who cares about democracy.
Your vote doesn't just help you — it helps everyone.
#YesOnProp50
Seems like a great way to lose business @homedepotofficial.bsky.social
For folks asking if they've made it *inside* a Home Depot yet as the business has clearly just continued letting agents do whatever they want in their lots, the answer is yes. This is from yesterday in Evanston.
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The federal government "jawbones" private companies by pressuring them to silence voices they can’t legally censor themselves, and Big Tech has erased ICE‑watching apps and an ICE-Sighting Chicago Facebook group.

The full story: lataco.com/big-tech-ice

By Nik Venet
Unless the turkey has a pending embezzlement charge.
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ICE has increased its spending on weapons by 700% since Trump took office.

You read that right — SEVEN HUNDRED PERCENT.

Trump is building his own personal military to terrorize American cities, trample on civil rights, and intimidate his opponents.
When we boot him and his evil cronies out we should leave the ballroom in an unfinished state as a reminder.
Nope nope nope nope nope. This is a very bad thing. May as well have let Russia buy it.
ICYMI, Dominion Voting has been acquired by Scott Leinendecker, a former GOP election official from Missouri. Leindendecker is also the CEO of electronic poll book supplier Knowink whose product manager, Mitch Millville, was Ed Martin’s campaign IT director in Missouri in 2011. This Ed Martin. 1/
Good. Let them keep hiring totally put of shape goons so we can easily outrun them.
Lecturing active soldiers about being too fat while dropping standards so low for the ICE deportation force that a third of their recruits can't handle the easiest PT test I've ever heard of www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Guided missile warheads? For "illegal immigration". Which is a misdemeanor.
ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.