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All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · Feb 20

Ok sure

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Get to know my favorite movies

For every like, I will post one movie I love

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All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 2m

It means he trusts and likes you and wants you to give him many many pets and scritches

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 3m

And kicky boots

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 8m

Always was, they just kept up a patina of politeness

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 23m

Yeah a new level

Like how Cujo was a larger than average rabid dog

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 3h

Yes i've talked to my therapist about it and yes I've tried to get over the thing that caused me to push my home PC away for anything but paying bills and watching media but I have repeatedly failed to get over it and i just feel extra stupid about it but that makes it hilarious as well

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 3h

Here he is being smarmy on a videophone call in The Future

Bill Maher and some guy as TV marketing guys on Max Headroom (1987)

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 3h

If I ever go back to PC gaming (unlikely due to weird mental issues that make me not want to) I still gotta try that weird ass My Friendly Neighborhood game

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 3h

Apparently the set of Ab Fab

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 3h

Aww that sucks, I actually was curious to try it, it seemed spooky in a fun way

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 3h

The only good thing Maher ever did was playing a slimy yuppie TV marketing jerk on an episode of Max Headroom. Method acting, I guess.

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All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 5h

🎶 If you have corpse
(If you have corpse)
Then you can't elevate
(A-woo-ooo) 🎶

Sorry but this version is better than Roky's or Ghost's

If You Have Ghosts

YouTube video by John Wesley Harding - Topic

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All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 5h

Get some chanting here with me, CATTICA! CATTICA!

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 8h

Where did I say Trump was Black people's fault? I'm pointing out how badly Biden and Harris drove voters away, Black, Brown, white, you name it

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 9h

Trump gained a pretty significant chunk of Black votes between 2016 and 2024

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 9h

Turning Point aren't still in mourning for Chorlie Kronk?

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 9h

Oh my god make it a Louise Belcher / Frank the Rabbit from Donnie Darko mashup

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 9h

Get fucked ya useless bridge and tunnel bozos

Get the fuck outta here with defending that rapey ass clown who used 60 mil of taxpayers' money to harass his sexual harassment victims even more

That shitass prick who got old people killed in nursing homes

Oh and that racist video he put out?

a man wearing a black shirt with a picture of a cat and the word " fon " on it

ALT: a man wearing a black shirt with a picture of a cat and the word " fon " on it

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All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 11h

Yeah he's a half-out Nazi

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 11h

He's a nazi ally with a nazi tattoo

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 11h

Wow so Chris Murphy is a Nazifellater

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Spider. @vaspider.gay · 1d

Hi, I'm glad y'all are vibing with this, and since I have eyes over here, uh, my dog is currently recovering from unanticipated surgery and I'm a broke-ass queer & trans artist so... toss a coin, etc?
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A mini Aussie shepherd and pibble mix the color of a pumpkin spice latte asleep on the bed

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All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 11h

You re-home their pets and children and protect their neighbors through mutual aid while you let those Nazis rot to gangrene?

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 11h

Personally I hope they get eaten by rats

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 11h

So do I! It'd be hilarious to see her completely laughed out like in the 2020 primary.

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All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 11h

War chest, lol, she ended her run millions in debt