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Computer news: no computer for you. Computer is a service now it’s a chatbot that you gave to ask nicely of, just like no more searching for things on your own on Internet or downloading your own files
Now it’s all an app
And it’s your friend. And you owe us money for this now and no birds alive
Now it’s all an app
And it’s your friend. And you owe us money for this now and no birds alive
February 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Computer news: no computer for you. Computer is a service now it’s a chatbot that you gave to ask nicely of, just like no more searching for things on your own on Internet or downloading your own files
Now it’s all an app
And it’s your friend. And you owe us money for this now and no birds alive
Now it’s all an app
And it’s your friend. And you owe us money for this now and no birds alive
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braver than congress & the troops
Just in: 50 parents and transgender activists have blockaded the HHS Building in protest of sweeping new rules that could ban trans youth nationwide.
24 were then arrested.
This is the kind of action we need.
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24 were then arrested.
This is the kind of action we need.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
24 Parents And Activists Blockade HHS Headquarters In Protest Against New Trans Youth Care Ban, Arrested
The protestors blocked entrance to the Department of Health and Human Services headquarters to protest a rule that could eliminate trans youth care nationwide.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 17, 2026 at 11:37 PM
braver than congress & the troops
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They raided the jailed children to steal their letters.
The problem, in federal officials' minds, wasn't confining children in prison-camp conditions; it was that the children could tell the public about it.
The problem, in federal officials' minds, wasn't confining children in prison-camp conditions; it was that the children could tell the public about it.
“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.”
- 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas.
Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children.
www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
- 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas.
Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children.
www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
February 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
They raided the jailed children to steal their letters.
The problem, in federal officials' minds, wasn't confining children in prison-camp conditions; it was that the children could tell the public about it.
The problem, in federal officials' minds, wasn't confining children in prison-camp conditions; it was that the children could tell the public about it.
You are not obliged to consider Nazis as anything but screwfly
“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.”
- 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas.
Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children.
www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
- 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas.
Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children.
www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
February 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
You are not obliged to consider Nazis as anything but screwfly
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it's hard to see someone else live your dream
February 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
it's hard to see someone else live your dream
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rfk jr. digitally expressing his pineal gland like a dog's ass and slathering himself in raw milk before spitting beef tallow up kid rock's ass like an italian fountain
February 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
rfk jr. digitally expressing his pineal gland like a dog's ass and slathering himself in raw milk before spitting beef tallow up kid rock's ass like an italian fountain
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Lowtax Banning Hentai has lead us to the American Century of Humiliation and I've proven it for a second time (Thanks to the epstein files)
Out now at. www.patreon.com/c/10Bux for two (count em, two) dollars. And on Youtube in a few days
Thank you
Out now at. www.patreon.com/c/10Bux for two (count em, two) dollars. And on Youtube in a few days
Thank you
February 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Lowtax Banning Hentai has lead us to the American Century of Humiliation and I've proven it for a second time (Thanks to the epstein files)
Out now at. www.patreon.com/c/10Bux for two (count em, two) dollars. And on Youtube in a few days
Thank you
Out now at. www.patreon.com/c/10Bux for two (count em, two) dollars. And on Youtube in a few days
Thank you
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
![Secretary Kennedy
@SecKennedy
l've teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.
[photo of two guys who never work out pretending to work out in topless in jeans, tom of finland styles]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreigyybjk3t5qb2gudqle74qzwfpx2rn7n4kf3zmm5rgozskphr5nru@jpeg)
February 17, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
We're not forcibly puncturing AI scum bubble fast enough
I kinda give up, nothing gets better
I'mma stay in bed
I kinda give up, nothing gets better
I'mma stay in bed
yaaaaay everything is fucked
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
I did tell you in December to get upgrading/replacing absolutely as soon as possible: pivot-to-ai.com/2025/12/04/a...
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
I did tell you in December to get upgrading/replacing absolutely as soon as possible: pivot-to-ai.com/2025/12/04/a...
February 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
We're not forcibly puncturing AI scum bubble fast enough
I kinda give up, nothing gets better
I'mma stay in bed
I kinda give up, nothing gets better
I'mma stay in bed
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BREAKING: I read the new version of the “Save America Act” (S. 1383) so u don’t have to. Here’s my summary. Point 1 is new. It requires that all 50 states send their voter rolls to the DHS to run thru DHS’s faulty “SAVE” voter purge program. Points 6 & 7 are new too. Tell ur Senators #NoOnSAVE 1/
February 17, 2026 at 9:47 PM
BREAKING: I read the new version of the “Save America Act” (S. 1383) so u don’t have to. Here’s my summary. Point 1 is new. It requires that all 50 states send their voter rolls to the DHS to run thru DHS’s faulty “SAVE” voter purge program. Points 6 & 7 are new too. Tell ur Senators #NoOnSAVE 1/
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I'm always struck by how this is framed as the responsibility of other American Jews, and not of Israel to change its policies dramatically.
February 17, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I'm always struck by how this is framed as the responsibility of other American Jews, and not of Israel to change its policies dramatically.
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Liberals insisting, with a sense of moral superiority, that they are absolutely going to make a pedophile their presidential candidate is one of the oddest forms of psychological disease I’ve ever seen.
I’m sorry do you not find “it’s immoral to not use your morals to choose the most moral pedophile” compelling
February 17, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Liberals insisting, with a sense of moral superiority, that they are absolutely going to make a pedophile their presidential candidate is one of the oddest forms of psychological disease I’ve ever seen.
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“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
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@pcgamer.com #DRAM
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February 17, 2026 at 6:37 PM
“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
Love that AI, a thing we hate and don’t want, steals everything, ruins everything, shittifies everything. Drinks our water, plagiarizes our art, pisses all over our information fidelity, drives kids to suicide, serves the right-wing, and fucks up our devices and services. Good job, techbros!
“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
February 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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Well looks like it won't matter because Judge Pittman declared a mistrial -- because a defense attorney wore a T-shirt with Civil Rights Era-protestors on it. Star Telegram reports 130 new jurors will come in next week. The defense attorneys opposed a mistrial.
www.star-telegram.com/news/local/c...
www.star-telegram.com/news/local/c...
February 17, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Well looks like it won't matter because Judge Pittman declared a mistrial -- because a defense attorney wore a T-shirt with Civil Rights Era-protestors on it. Star Telegram reports 130 new jurors will come in next week. The defense attorneys opposed a mistrial.
www.star-telegram.com/news/local/c...
www.star-telegram.com/news/local/c...
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every millennial is seeing Tobias Fünke right here
To everyone saying it’s “weird” to do a cold water plunge in blue jeans, you just don’t understand what it takes to be an alpha male absolutely zooted on the good shit that only the wealthy can buy
February 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
every millennial is seeing Tobias Fünke right here
Call of Booty
As the harrowing hunt for Savannah Guthrie’s mother entered its third week, the FBI director was 2,500 miles away with his girlfriend.
Keystone Kash Parties With Girlfriend Amid Guthrie Manhunt
While his FBI agents were desperately searching for the Nancy Guthrie kidnapper, Patel was celebrating at a Manhattan wedding ..... our must-read newsletter The Swamp reveals.
trib.al
February 17, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Call of Booty
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This seems completely reasonable. West Bank settlers are in violation of international law, and if they choose to live in violation of international law, they should not expect its protections.
Belgian deputy prime minister (who is also the foreign minister) confirms today in a rebuke of the Israeli foreign minister that the Kingdom of Belgium has suspended all consular services to Belgian citizens who have chosen to live in occupied Palestinian territory as settlers.
February 17, 2026 at 10:38 PM
This seems completely reasonable. West Bank settlers are in violation of international law, and if they choose to live in violation of international law, they should not expect its protections.
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NEW: When North Carolina's GOP wanted to pass a bill last year to require that local governments comply with ICE, they were one vote down.
A Democratic lawmaker gave that decisive vote—as she has on other GOP bills.
Now, she faces a primary challenge from a progressive activist... in 14 days.
A Democratic lawmaker gave that decisive vote—as she has on other GOP bills.
Now, she faces a primary challenge from a progressive activist... in 14 days.
The Feds Targeted Charlotte. Now a Local Democrat Who Helped ICE Faces Voters. - Bolts
North Carolina lawmaker Carla Cunningham voted to mandate compliance with ICE, and derided immigrants on the House floor. The Democrat faces an intense March primary.
boltsmag.org
February 17, 2026 at 2:54 PM
NEW: When North Carolina's GOP wanted to pass a bill last year to require that local governments comply with ICE, they were one vote down.
A Democratic lawmaker gave that decisive vote—as she has on other GOP bills.
Now, she faces a primary challenge from a progressive activist... in 14 days.
A Democratic lawmaker gave that decisive vote—as she has on other GOP bills.
Now, she faces a primary challenge from a progressive activist... in 14 days.
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It’s weird we never do stuff like this with other terrible decisions. Newspaper doesn’t run “I saw a half empty can of Mountain Dew left on the street and drank the rest of that mfer”, and the guy who drank the Mountain Dew is only hurting himself
February 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
It’s weird we never do stuff like this with other terrible decisions. Newspaper doesn’t run “I saw a half empty can of Mountain Dew left on the street and drank the rest of that mfer”, and the guy who drank the Mountain Dew is only hurting himself
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what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
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i just want to take a moment to appreciate that gary larson would come up with jokes like "what if mummy is cow, the end" and continues to live a life of unimpeachable integrity and is respected universally as an artist
first off: it is clear Sting is holding a copy of The Far Side Gallery 2 by Gary Larson, published in October of 1986. This narrows our search down to 603 Far Sides out of the over 4,000 cartoons that Gary Larson put out in his carreer.
February 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
i just want to take a moment to appreciate that gary larson would come up with jokes like "what if mummy is cow, the end" and continues to live a life of unimpeachable integrity and is respected universally as an artist
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seeing news about a "memory shortage." it's not a shortage. billionaires who hate you hoarded it all so they could make everything worse and stupider and more expensive, just like with most shortages
February 17, 2026 at 6:55 PM
seeing news about a "memory shortage." it's not a shortage. billionaires who hate you hoarded it all so they could make everything worse and stupider and more expensive, just like with most shortages
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most of our post-regime trials should be held domestically, but these trials should happen in the Hague.
The Trump murder spree is escalating fast. Two boats in the Eastern Pacific and one in the Caribbean were hit last night killing 11 more people.
US military says it killed 11 people in strikes on three alleged drug boats | CNN Politics
The US military struck three alleged drug-trafficking vessels in the eastern Pacific and Caribbean on Monday night, killing all 11 people on board, US Southern Command said Tuesday.
www.cnn.com
February 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM
most of our post-regime trials should be held domestically, but these trials should happen in the Hague.