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Spider.
@vaspider.gay
Disabled Trans Queer Jewish Punk Butch Dyke. he/they.
Founder, NerdyKeppie. Makes art, writes, tries to fix shit. Over 40. Hire me for words or art.

yes, I'm that vaspider.

www.ithaspockets.gay
www.spiderperry.com
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Tips/throwing πŸ’΅ at me:
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Words & art are my sole income. Thanks. πŸ₯°πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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It is no secret that the Judaism of our owners remains central to everything we do at NerdyKeppie & has been since its founding. We don't often overtly post from Torah, though, since we understand that a lot of queer folx carry religious trauma.

But some days, enough is absolutely enough.
February 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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We are $81 from unlocking 2 additional colorways from our cisn't pins, and have also added "Justice Is A Persistence Predator" as both a sticker and a pin!
February 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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impossible to describe how much I despise this man and the very specific institutions (cough cough yale law school) that enabled his undeserved rise to power
Reporter: Do you plan to apologize to the family of Alex Pretti?

Vance: For what?
February 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Seattle: Will @sentencebender.bsky.social and I see you at @emeraldcitycon.bsky.social March 5-8? Please say hello! www.emeraldcitycomiccon.com/en-us.html
February 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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Sometimes I make pretty things.
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Sometimes I make pretty things.
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Sometimes I'm very silly.
February 4, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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This is action EVERY city in the country can take. If your hotels cooperate with ICE, goodbye liquor revenue.
February 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Marimar Martinez, shot 5 times by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Renee Good, Alex Pretti deaths

'I am their voice'

NEW w/ @adrianacardmag.bsky.social: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Marimar Martinez, shot by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Good, Pretti deaths: 'I am their voice'
In a wide-ranging interview with the Chicago Sun-Times and WBEZ, Martinez discusses her shooting, the federal government’s failed attempt to prosecute her and the role she now sees for herself in a fi...
chicago.suntimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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* clears throat * let him cook
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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So... why are you demanding that I do it to access my account? Why are you telling me I have to do something I literally cannot do, using a method that doesn't work in my country, and not allowing me to appeal it without doing it? Excuse me, Franz Kafka? What the fuck?
February 4, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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OWL
Here is the finished carved owl, mounting into a pendant. The owl, fence and grass are boxwood, the frame is walnut.
#woodcarving #carving #woodworking #birdart #owl #miniature #miniaturecarving #woodwork #art #jewellery
February 4, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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A heavily redacted cartoon.
My @smh cartoon.
February 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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My husband quit a band after the drummer said one shitty thing about trans people. (And it was a relatively lucrative gig)
One of the things making so many men uncomfortable with ✨guilt by association✨ around the Epstein files is the knowledge *they* have about men with whom *they're* associated who hurt women, and about whose behavior they've never, not once, considered doing anything.
February 4, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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Judge rules members of Congress can inspect all ICE detention centers without appointment. "...DHS Sec. Kristi Noem re-implemented a notice requirement…..[which] required 7-days’ warning for visits to [ICE] facilities... funded exclusively by the β€˜Big Beautiful Bill’..." thehill.com/regulation/c...
thehill.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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This is a fascinating story. ICE tried to buy a warehouse in VA from a Canadian company, to turn into a detention center. One of the company’s advertising partners basically told them that if they sold, they could kiss their ads goodbye.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/u...
Canadian Company Cancels Sale of Virginia Warehouse to ICE
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
A store specializing in items made from Truffula Trees, call that Maslow's Hierarchy of Thneeds.
A store specializing in wool fabric called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Tweeds
A real-estate company called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Deeds
February 4, 2026 at 7:54 AM
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My mother died from cancer in 1992. She was 37. I was 8.

These trials offered hope that fewer 8 year old boys would bury their 37 year old mothers due to cancer.
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.

"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."

people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 7:44 AM
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So the β€œelected” President with his elected majority House and Senate says they have to takeover elections because Dems cheat. Make that argument make sense.
February 4, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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The time has come: I couldn't contain it any longer and I have finally written about #SchoolSpirits! I can't wait to see what the rest of the season brings. www.autostraddle.com/school-spiri...
'School Spirits' Season 3 Scares Up a Non-Binary Ghost
I knew the actor who plays Quinn, Ci Hang Ma, was non-binary so I was wondering if Quinn would be too, and I'm really glad they're making it a specific storyline.
www.autostraddle.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM