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@vaspider.gay
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Disabled Trans Queer Jewish Punk Butch Dyke. he/they.
Founder, NerdyKeppie. Makes art, writes, tries to fix shit. Over 40. Hire me for words or art.

yes, I'm that vaspider.

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A Gorn With The Wind shirt where it's Kirk and a Gorn
February 17, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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If you see this, post pet.

Davos & Rumba get a lot of love around here, but Cap really is a beautiful dog.
An elderly statesdog, a black and brown hound and pibble mix with grey on his muzzle, looking into the camera. The light catches his big brown eyes and his velvet soft fur. The shallow field of focus makes him look even more dignified.
February 16, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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Stylish dogs have graduated to Neck Tube With Rocketships

I may be forgiven. Someday. But at least he doesn't need The Booties anymore.
A mini Aussie shepherd and pibble mix the color of a pumpkin spice latte laying on his side. He is wearing a black escape-proof harness with a towel tucked around his neck and over top of that a soft foam cervical collar with a space and rocketships design.
February 16, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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All the most fashionable dogs are wearing Blue Towel Held In Place By Harness this season, with a side of Black Booties On Back Feet Only
A mini Aussie shepherd and pibble mix the color of a pumpkin spice latte sitting on the end of a bed and wearing a blue and white towel with a fringed edge wrapped around his neck and shoulders, Held in place by a black harness, and black Booties. He looks very Bohemian.
February 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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I have been Forgiven.

For now.
A mini Aussie shepherd and pibble mix the color of a pumpkin spice latte snuggling Spider's foot.
February 15, 2026 at 7:46 AM
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So he is _doped to the gills_ & has a towel tucked around his neck and held in place by one of his harnesses, but he refuses to stop trying to scratch with his hind paws and he can't wear the donut or an E-Collar bc that would irritate his neck, so he must suffer the ultimate indignity:

THE BOOTIES
February 15, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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An elderly hound/pibble mix in shallow focus and beautiful light that shows how very soft he is. (He is so velvety soft, the softest dog I've ever petted.) He is snuggled in a blanket. An elderly hound/pibble mix in shallow focus and beautiful light that shows how very soft he is. (He is so velvety soft, the softest dog I've ever petted.) He is wearing a sweatshirt and laying on an ottoman. 💗 An elderly hound/pibble mix in shallow focus and beautiful light that shows how very soft he is. (He is so velvety soft, the softest dog I've ever petted.) He is wearing a sweatshirt and laying on an ottoman, looking towards the camera. An elderly hound/pibble mix in shallow focus and beautiful light that shows how very soft he is. (He is so velvety soft, the softest dog I've ever petted.) He is wearing a sweatshirt and laying on an ottoman. He is shown in profile.
February 14, 2026 at 9:48 AM
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My wife has been playing around with her new camera for product photos & its macro lens.

Using the macro lens on Cap means she gets an incredibly shallow depth of field that lets her pull off a really lovely look.
An elderly hound/pibble mix in shallow focus and beautiful light that shows how very soft he is. (He is so velvety soft, the softest dog I've ever petted.)
February 14, 2026 at 9:48 AM
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My wife took this really lovely picture of my daughter's dog.
An elderly hound mix in shallow focus and beautiful light that shows how very soft he is. (He is so velvety soft, the softest dog I've ever petted.)
February 14, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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New book day!
The cover of Scion 2e God Player's Guide, a softcover RPG book. There's a big dragon on it. The interior front page of the book, showing the names of the authors: Hiromi Cota, Chris Handforth, Jason Inczauskis, Michele Masala, Spider B. Perry, Lauren Roy
February 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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The worst thing in the world is that Rumba still has nightmares from when he was stray where he screams and cries in his sleep.

The best thing in the world is that all I have to do to make them stop is lift my head off the pillow at 3 am and say, "Rumba is a very good boy. Rumba, I love you."
A white pit bull swaddled in a huge comfy white blanket, mostly asleep.
February 10, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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Yeah I'm good.
Spider right in the middle of "Mpls Progressive Politics", "irreverent internet comedians," "progressive intellectual media figures" and "progressive American writers and activists"
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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How to tell there's a spider building a web in front of one of the security cameras in the middle of the night
A TON of messages reading "complete motion detected - front porch" one minute at a time over about 10m.
February 8, 2026 at 9:41 AM
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May I offer you an egg* in this trying time?

*Mini Aussie shepherd and pibble mix being Very Loved by his brother
A mini Aussie shepherd and pibble mix the color of a pumpkin spice latte with a white pibble snuggling him aggressively. The aussie looks uncertain about this much friendship.
February 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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My first truly successful glow in the dark golems. :] Non-Binary pride GID is go!
February 7, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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BTW, you *could* just send anyone who's confused to, idk, watch the video for the song... it has not been a mystery how old the focus of the song is since 1985. Literally 41 years.
The music video for the song was shot in March 1985 in Los Angeles, and was directed by filmmaker John Sayles.[9] Unlike the previous videos from the album, the video was not a performance clip, but rather a dramatic interpretation of the song's themes. In it, Springsteen plays a working class automobile mechanic with an attractive, married, very well-to-do, mostly unseen female customer who brings her vintage Ford Thunderbird in for frequent servicing, always requesting that he does the work. She leaves a small bunch of keys with him when she leaves in her car, possibly including house keys implying that she wishes to start an affair with him, but declines his offer to bring the car out to her house when it is ready. Later that night, he drives the car up to her mansion high in the hills above the city. He looks to a second floor window with the light on and is about to ring the bell, when he thinks better of it and drops her keys in the mailbox next to the door. He smiles wistfully and walks away down towards the city lights below.
February 6, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Okay. You're wrong, though. I've been pretty patient, but Bruce made VERY clear what the song is about.

Y'all projecting your shit on it is just that: projection. Trying to turn it into pedo shit is on you.

For fuck's sake. I'm out. Y'all gross.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_o...
The music video for the song was shot in March 1985 in Los Angeles, and was directed by filmmaker John Sayles.[9] Unlike the previous videos from the album, the video was not a performance clip, but rather a dramatic interpretation of the song's themes. In it, Springsteen plays a working class automobile mechanic with an attractive, married, very well-to-do, mostly unseen female customer who brings her vintage Ford Thunderbird in for frequent servicing, always requesting that he does the work. She leaves a small bunch of keys with him when she leaves in her car, possibly including house keys implying that she wishes to start an affair with him, but declines his offer to bring the car out to her house when it is ready. Later that night, he drives the car up to her mansion high in the hills above the city. He looks to a second floor window with the light on and is about to ring the bell, when he thinks better of it and drops her keys in the mailbox next to the door. He smiles wistfully and walks away down towards the city lights below.
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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He's watchin'.
A mini Aussie shepherd and pibble mix the color of a pumpkin spice latte. He's watchin'.
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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I am very sick so I'm giving you this video again
February 5, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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Sometimes I make pretty things.
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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Sometimes I'm very silly.
February 4, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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Saved my favorite for last. A buddy of mine said I should finish this one in red, white & blue bc "the boricuas will eat it up," & case of point said if I figured that out, they want 2. :p

The body & leaf are mica powder, all the details are painted on with chrome & acrylic.
February 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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A patina'd copper-finish resin octopus pencil or toothbrush holder. A patina'd copper-finish resin octopus pencil or toothbrush holder. A patina'd copper-finish resin octopus pencil or toothbrush holder.
February 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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New molds & finishing techniques :]
A resin emperor penguin holding a heart. The penguin is silver and burnished metallic black, the beak is gold, the heart is copper. A resin emperor penguin holding a heart. The penguin is silver and burnished metallic black, the beak is gold, the heart is copper. A resin emperor penguin holding a heart. The penguin is silver and burnished metallic black, the beak is gold, the heart is copper.
February 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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The Marge Simpson "i just think they're neat" meme, with Marge labeled "Mayor Mamdani" and the potato she holds labeled "NYC Sites, History & People"
February 3, 2026 at 3:09 AM