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Paul Jenkins

@pjenkinslab.bsky.social

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Associate Professor, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, Neuroscience, Sports, Occasional trouble-making. Oxford comma enthusiast. Hates cilantro. He/him. Views are my own.

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Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 23h

I will cut off my fingers in the Cybertruck trunk to prove you wrong 🤣

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Jibran Khokhar @drjkhokhar.bsky.social · 23h

Excited to share recent collaborative work led by Hayley Thorpe published in Molecular Psychiatry: Genome-wide association studies of lifetime and frequency of cannabis use in 131,895 individuals www.nature.com/articles/s41...

Genome-wide association studies of lifetime and frequency of cannabis use in 131,895 individuals - Molecular Psychiatry

Molecular Psychiatry - Genome-wide association studies of lifetime and frequency of cannabis use in 131,895 individuals

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Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 4d

Congrats, Kurt!!

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Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 4d

Everyone knows the baby goes IN the placenta

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 5d

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 5d

We started a Gofundme campaign to support Duane and his family during his recovery. Many thanks for any support you can provide. gofund.me/ec2395ec4

Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 6d

Her?

Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 9d

We had a cardiac emergency at the rink tonight. Players, staff, and fans rushed to aid the player and the nearby fire station responded within two minutes and were able to resuscitate the player. I'm so thankful for everyone who responded and for the staff of the city of Ann Arbor!

Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 11d

Yeah, that must be it. They're doing great. Nothing to see here 🙄

Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 11d

Also, Altoona- and Ohio Valley-style pizza would like a word about "anything people want to put on pizza is ok". These are literal crimes.

Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 11d

This is documented proof that a personal opinion can be factually incorrect

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Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 11d

Excellent! 😎

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Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 11d

That's pretty half-assed. You can do better than that. 🤣

Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 11d

Because they are woefully bad at messaging...

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Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 12d

Close second: It was the best of times. It was the blurst of times. You stupid monkey.

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Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 12d

You don't win friends with salad

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 12d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

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Anita Devineni @anitadevineni.bsky.social · 13d

My department at Emory is a hiring a tenure-track neuroscientist!

Anyone who's talked to me in the last 4 years knows I cannot say enough good things about my dept and the neuroscience community here. My colleagues are so wonderfully supportive. Postdocs, please apply!

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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 14d

So…let me see if I have this right. The federal government is gonna shut down in 30hrs, and the party that controls the ENTIRE federal government is trying to blame the party that controls NONE of the federal government for the looming shutdown?

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Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 14d

They suck so bad at this

Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 15d

Thumbs up emoji reply?

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Joanna Schwartz @jcschwartzprof.bsky.social · 15d

Justice Kavanaugh: “If the person is a U. S. citizen or otherwise lawfully
in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15d

79. American citizen.

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Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 15d

Holy Moses, the number of people in these comments that don't sense the sarcasm is staggering

Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 16d

Thanks! I find the most joy from guessing where they are and what they will bite on correctly, but I do like the serenity as well!

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Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 16d

I hope you were at least able to wash them down with a terrible locally roasted coffee...

Paul Jenkins @pjenkinslab.bsky.social · 16d

Looks awful. Are you OK?

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