banner
LightNews
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle
@pkdtrickle.bsky.social
900 followers 530 following 14K posts
No thank you. Former Yankees fan.
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · Sep 12
As I promised you some time ago:

🎶 Everything is awful!
Everything sucks
And it’s gonna get worse 🎶
3
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 13h
Wait. NFL parity is also good for gambling? Why. I. Never.
cascadiacoug.bsky.social
CascadiaCoug @cascadiacoug.bsky.social · 14h
Peaked at the Super Bowl futures and lol it could be any of these teams but the real value is anyone +1000
2
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 13h
This data is why DNRs exist.
1
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 14h
Parallax View is essentially Beatty on a cocaine binge over the RFK assassination.
1
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 14h
1970 paranoia films are awesome but so much better when you remember they were all made upon massive mounds of cocaine.
1 1
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 14h
And also having an affair.
1
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 14h
Norm, that is so unfair. He also might be a member of CPD who is earning overtime while attending a football game for free.
1 1
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 14h
WJLA just ran a story about online gambling that read more as an advertisement for online gambling than a news story. WTF?
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 14h
Come by the fire it’s so warm and cosy.
elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him
ALT: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him
media.tenor.com
6
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 14h
Signing him was like picking up a shrunken head when you already have a monkey’s paw. They cancel each other out (I’m told).
1
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 14h
Not saying, just saying, but Jake Moody is Radio and he learned how to kick from a wise old Indian.
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 14h
“Whoever didn’t win this game…” should reflect on how stupid their opponent was and that, somehow, against all odds, their own team was somehow even dumber than their opponent’s.
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 14h
THEY CREATED A BACKSTORY FOR THE CAPITAL ONE GUY. I AM ALSO ANGRY!
4
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 14h
Russ has a bunch of accounts he can pretend to raid.
1
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 14h
Or Swift and this OL can just keep kicking ass.
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 14h
Folks, they ran the ball like 10 times. It at least seemed like 10 times. So I can give my kicker an easy one on this public park field in the rain.
1 1
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 14h
And the turf at FedEx is about as good as the turf at soldier field
1
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 14h
Gonna run the ball 10 times.
1 1
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 15h
Holy fucking shit
1 1
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 15h
I just saw someone bid $4k for a Honda DelSol and all I can say is someone is living their best life.
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 15h
Why am I seeing recruitment ads for the Park Service?
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 15h
I’m guessing it was never enforced because it would be incredibly dangerous to carry all of this documentation on you at all times. Do you carry your SS card, license, and passport with your at all times? Well, you shouldn’t.
reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 1d
Since the Alien Registration Act of 1940, every noncitizen has been required to carry their documents with them at ALL times. That applies to every green card holder, every tourist, every foreign student, etc...

No admin in the modern era has EVER tried to enforce this law.
(e)Personal possession of registration or receipt card; penalties Every alien, eighteen years of age and over, shall at all times carry with him and have in his personal possession any certificate of alien registration or alien registration receipt card issued to him pursuant to subsection (d). Any alien who fails to comply with the provisions of this subsection shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and shall upon conviction for each offense be fined not to exceed $100 or be imprisoned not more than thirty days, or both.
1
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 15h
Which of the criticisms weren’t valid?
2
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 15h
This reads like a U.S. Senate vote I’m sure I’m about to lose.
nrarmour.bsky.social
Nancy Armour @nrarmour.bsky.social · 15h
Down to their last three outs, Brewers have Durbin, Collins and Ortiz up this inning.
2
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 15h
But he’s not wrong.
1 1
pkdtrickle.bsky.social
Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 15h
bsky.app/profile/pahu...
pahuski.com
matthew @pahuski.com · 1d
Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.” “If the car’s gone,” “I’ll give you another cookie anyway” “because I love you.”
5