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Philip K. Dick Trickle
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No thank you.

Former Yankees fan.
Pinned
As I promised you some time ago:

🎶 Everything is awful!
Everything sucks
And it’s gonna get worse 🎶
“ they did a scan of my brain and found nothing”
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results

Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.

Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?

Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Reposted by Philip K. Dick Trickle
Great to see veteran QB Bo Nix (35 years old) doing well
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
That was as bad a pick as has never been called.
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
If McLauren was off, they were going to Zach Ertz. Period.
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Please take this game to overtime so people can be exposed to how bad NFL games are the majority of the time.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Terry McClaurin probably deserved better than this franchise.
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
YEEESSSSS.
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This game blows chunks.

Somebody just fucking lose. It really doesn’t matter.
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Once again proving that we all should have been mediocre football coaches. They’ll pay you well to stop doing it!!!
“All of which is due within 60 days”
BREAKING: Kentucky is firing Mark Stoops, the winningest coach in school history. His contract calls for a $36 million buyout, all of which is due within 60 days. Reporting with @chrisvannini.com: www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Booth: “Wow.”

Fire them into the sun.
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
His foot is on the fucking goal line you fucking idiots and it can be seen in real time. What purpose do you serve?
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Love someone the way Mike Tirico loves sucking off billionaires.

You don’t have to do ads for their new stadium. You don’t. Even Al doesn’t pimp this hard.
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
We need to combine Chris Collinsworth and Tony Romo into a single commentator who just calls, carnival games or the battle of the network stars.

“Oh, golly gee wiz what’s gonna happen? Oh my goodness!”
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This booth is like watching a game with your stupidest two uncles.
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
He’s one of the league’s rising stars!
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This all looks exactly like Kliff in AZ (derogatory). Plays that should have been wiped off the board. Plays that didn’t work run repeatedly. Shit you’d draw up in 2017 Madden that would die at birth.
Washington protects their QB very well so he can throw the ball five yards behind the line for a two yard loss.

No, I do not need to give Kliff and kredit.
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Washington protects their QB very well so he can throw the ball five yards behind the line for a two yard loss.

No, I do not need to give Kliff and kredit.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Yep. Belitnikov had stickum. This generation has gloves. You can’t do these things otherwise. Have them or do away with them.
it's the gloves
Modern nfl has these insane catches all the time now it feels like
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Murder this booth. Put them in a panel truck and send them to a home for tv idiots who say stupid stuff. Any B booth for CBS or FOX is better.
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The Odell catch was better. Shut the fuck up, Italian Mike.
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Cris Collinsworth as Lucille Bluth when she sees Gene Parmesan.
a woman is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and laughing .
ALT: a woman is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and laughing .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Please think of the leeches.
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It turned 4pm and all of the football turned into ass.
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My wife is at the game with my father-in-law.

“Now the Commanders dancers are
dancing and every creep in the stadium filming them to an AC/Dc song”

#maryland
December 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The government doesn’t want you to know that a few jab a fork into an electrical socket you get free electricity from the government for a year. Obama told this only to Black people.
Yeah this rules
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM