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Philip K. Dick Trickle

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · Sep 12

As I promised you some time ago:

🎶 Everything is awful!
Everything sucks
And it’s gonna get worse 🎶

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 2h

Wait. NFL parity is also good for gambling? Why. I. Never.

CascadiaCoug @cascadiacoug.bsky.social · 3h

Peaked at the Super Bowl futures and lol it could be any of these teams but the real value is anyone +1000

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 2h

This data is why DNRs exist.

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 2h

Parallax View is essentially Beatty on a cocaine binge over the RFK assassination.

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 3h

1970 paranoia films are awesome but so much better when you remember they were all made upon massive mounds of cocaine.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 3h

And also having an affair.

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 3h

Norm, that is so unfair. He also might be a member of CPD who is earning overtime while attending a football game for free.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 3h

WJLA just ran a story about online gambling that read more as an advertisement for online gambling than a news story. WTF?

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 3h

Come by the fire it’s so warm and cosy.

elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him

ALT: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 3h

Signing him was like picking up a shrunken head when you already have a monkey’s paw. They cancel each other out (I’m told).

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 3h

Not saying, just saying, but Jake Moody is Radio and he learned how to kick from a wise old Indian.

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 3h

“Whoever didn’t win this game…” should reflect on how stupid their opponent was and that, somehow, against all odds, their own team was somehow even dumber than their opponent’s.

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 3h

THEY CREATED A BACKSTORY FOR THE CAPITAL ONE GUY. I AM ALSO ANGRY!

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 3h

Russ has a bunch of accounts he can pretend to raid.

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 3h

Or Swift and this OL can just keep kicking ass.

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 3h

Folks, they ran the ball like 10 times. It at least seemed like 10 times. So I can give my kicker an easy one on this public park field in the rain.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 3h

And the turf at FedEx is about as good as the turf at soldier field

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 3h

Gonna run the ball 10 times.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 3h

Holy fucking shit

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 3h

I just saw someone bid $4k for a Honda DelSol and all I can say is someone is living their best life.

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 4h

Why am I seeing recruitment ads for the Park Service?

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 4h

I’m guessing it was never enforced because it would be incredibly dangerous to carry all of this documentation on you at all times. Do you carry your SS card, license, and passport with your at all times? Well, you shouldn’t.

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 12h

Since the Alien Registration Act of 1940, every noncitizen has been required to carry their documents with them at ALL times. That applies to every green card holder, every tourist, every foreign student, etc...

No admin in the modern era has EVER tried to enforce this law.

(e)Personal possession of registration or receipt card; penalties
Every alien, eighteen years of age and over, shall at all times carry with him and have in his personal possession any certificate of alien registration or alien registration receipt card issued to him pursuant to subsection (d). Any alien who fails to comply with the provisions of this subsection shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and shall upon conviction for each offense be fined not to exceed $100 or be imprisoned not more than thirty days, or both.

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 4h

Which of the criticisms weren’t valid?

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 4h

This reads like a U.S. Senate vote I’m sure I’m about to lose.

Nancy Armour @nrarmour.bsky.social · 4h

Down to their last three outs, Brewers have Durbin, Collins and Ortiz up this inning.

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 4h

But he’s not wrong.

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 4h

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matthew @pahuski.com · 19h

Happy Columbo’s Day

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”