Jaime Noir Christley
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probably gonna get something to eat
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it's almost that time of the year
gotta focus. gotta get in Carol mode
gotta focus. gotta get in Carol mode
Few had seen DON’T WORRY, HE WON’T GET FAR ON FOOT and even fewer have anything nice to say about it (but it’s quite good!), but I was struck by the early scene at an AA meeting that GVS chose to populate with some of his regulars, including Kim Gordon and Udo Kier.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Few had seen DON’T WORRY, HE WON’T GET FAR ON FOOT and even fewer have anything nice to say about it (but it’s quite good!), but I was struck by the early scene at an AA meeting that GVS chose to populate with some of his regulars, including Kim Gordon and Udo Kier.
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dream blunt rotation
December 8, 2023 at 6:49 PM
dream blunt rotation
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i do not need to seek out movies to celebrate udo, i just need to watch the kind of movies i like and udo will appear in them. his presence is etched into the world forever
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i do not need to seek out movies to celebrate udo, i just need to watch the kind of movies i like and udo will appear in them. his presence is etched into the world forever
Every Jacques Tati film but there’s an Udo Kier murder subplot running through each of them
RIP Udo Kier. Makes every movie better just by his presence. A wonderful actor and also I love how he decorates.
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Every Jacques Tati film but there’s an Udo Kier murder subplot running through each of them
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if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
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Rip Udo Kier fantastic in the extremely underrated DOWNSIZING
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Rip Udo Kier fantastic in the extremely underrated DOWNSIZING
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Was making this on Instagram enjoy
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Was making this on Instagram enjoy
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Do trains dream of electric tracks?
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Do trains dream of electric tracks?
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PLEASE im begging you make it so we can turn retweets off by person
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
PLEASE im begging you make it so we can turn retweets off by person
I'm sorry, I take it back. I forgot my conviction that everything dreams. I'm sorry choo-choos
also trains don't dream, stupid
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm sorry, I take it back. I forgot my conviction that everything dreams. I'm sorry choo-choos
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Train Dreams? I believe they’re called Choo Choo Honk Shus
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Train Dreams? I believe they’re called Choo Choo Honk Shus
it should be so easy to just seize the trillions of wealth being hoarded by those couple of dozen assholes and their families. what are they gonna do about it? boom, you're broke now, get a job idiot
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
it should be so easy to just seize the trillions of wealth being hoarded by those couple of dozen assholes and their families. what are they gonna do about it? boom, you're broke now, get a job idiot
so I'm 20 mins (as of last night) into No Other Choice. obvs Park is working hard and there's a lot of interesting shit and it's not like I'm not going to finish it but it really feels like one of his sweatier efforts. I don't think I like PCW for cringe/awkward comedy.
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
so I'm 20 mins (as of last night) into No Other Choice. obvs Park is working hard and there's a lot of interesting shit and it's not like I'm not going to finish it but it really feels like one of his sweatier efforts. I don't think I like PCW for cringe/awkward comedy.
If someone goes “ohh is there an Avatarball happening” just read it in annoying guy voice, done deal
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If someone goes “ohh is there an Avatarball happening” just read it in annoying guy voice, done deal
the mocap-suited actors on Avatar sets just somehow look way more dignified than the shit you see on, like, bts photos from Superbat 23: Revenge of Blurg
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
the mocap-suited actors on Avatar sets just somehow look way more dignified than the shit you see on, like, bts photos from Superbat 23: Revenge of Blurg
this photo: you see that? you see what he's doing there? that's directing right there baby. and I think that's beautiful
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
this photo: you see that? you see what he's doing there? that's directing right there baby. and I think that's beautiful
it's funny to look at Wicked 2 grossing 80 trillion dollars this weekend and then getting quietly pushed to the bottom rung of Oscar predictions in all categories
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
it's funny to look at Wicked 2 grossing 80 trillion dollars this weekend and then getting quietly pushed to the bottom rung of Oscar predictions in all categories
Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Are you looking for a smarter way to hire?
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Are you looking for a smarter way to hire?
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if it was me they'd call it THE RUNNING AND SCREAMING MAN
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
if it was me they'd call it THE RUNNING AND SCREAMING MAN
ok this one street food breakfast sandwich video, he's got all the eggs cracked and in their separate containers, and then he methodically plucks out the little viscera thing that's attached to the yolk (the "chalaza"?). I've never thought about the chalaza in my life. why did he do that, it's food
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
ok this one street food breakfast sandwich video, he's got all the eggs cracked and in their separate containers, and then he methodically plucks out the little viscera thing that's attached to the yolk (the "chalaza"?). I've never thought about the chalaza in my life. why did he do that, it's food
Korean/Japanese/Chinese cooking and street food videos with no narration always have a note saying "I am always trying to make a good video". I know you are, sweetie. We all are. And that's what's beautiful about this world.
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Korean/Japanese/Chinese cooking and street food videos with no narration always have a note saying "I am always trying to make a good video". I know you are, sweetie. We all are. And that's what's beautiful about this world.
I call a pencil sharpener just that. If you have a different term for it, ok. That's fun
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I call a pencil sharpener just that. If you have a different term for it, ok. That's fun
I can't square it all the way but what if you took the Smokey the Bear "You pressed you, which is wrong" scene from The Simpsons but it was all to do with Frankenstein and who was the real monster. I don't know, seems complicated but you get it right
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can't square it all the way but what if you took the Smokey the Bear "You pressed you, which is wrong" scene from The Simpsons but it was all to do with Frankenstein and who was the real monster. I don't know, seems complicated but you get it right