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LT Clumbo
@eldolargeneral.bsky.social
Hormonal vulgarian
Book time
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
One tamal down, this one wrapped in banana leaf my favorite. I grew up eating the corn husk kind which is also very good. There’s a place in koreatown where I get a big chicken tamal with black mole. I love it
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Worst insult Conan gave to Jordan Schlansky

“You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald”
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Found a solar powered bird bath for my mom and I’m discovering oils that I’ve never heard of
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 AM
When you bust but they keep sucking
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Reposted by LT Clumbo
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Dating apps are like here’s someone we think you might like and then turns out, our interests are diametrically opposed
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Citizen Kane outtake reel like Rush Hour, featuring Orson Welles accidentally saying “rose butt.”
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Feeling secondhand embarrassment at the lady on feeld who said “I am holder of erotic power”
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Average Pitbull tweet

I support human rights but I draw the line at human WRONGS #dale #mrworldpeace
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Best believe when Stephen Miller dies I’m gonna piss on his grave
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Nuzzi gave all those old dudes some ZZ Top
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Oh so suddenly there’s no bullets or plane crashes for a Kennedy
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Midnight tamales (3x)
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Stacy Keach and Kal Penn as Donald Trump and Zohran Mamdani in “Queening Out”
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
An island called the Dominican Republic but it’s monks that all sound like Big Papi
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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BROTHER HE’S COPYING HIS LOOK NOW LMAO
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Doing the triple Lindy on it
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Learned about felching from a chuck palahniuk story if I recall recleclec
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Swiping right on a lady on feeld. Looks like shes also into the British broadcasting service so we’ve got something in common!
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
“Dave Roberts you are under arrest”
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Nip/Tuck is short for Nipple/Tucker
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Hitting that angle just right but I’m talking about flossing 😮‍💨🦷😁
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Creating a Time Machine to go back to the 50’s and have some dope postwar sex
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM