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Pokey. you know. that bitch from the crypt.

@pokeyscrypt.bsky.social

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🔞DONT FOLLOW ME MINORS🔞 30 That Bat online Genderfluid Lesbian She/they ADHD/autism NSFW content is here quite ocassionally #Art - stuff I drew #nsfwart- if something dirty drawn #ocs - various ocs #PokeyScribbles - drawn of me #PokeySmut- NSFW of pokey

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Pokey. you know. that bitch from the crypt. @pokeyscrypt.bsky.social · 5d

This week's stream schedule!

Mon: Torna The Golden Country: 4:30 PM CT
Tues: Borderlands with @kassaryln.bsky.social : 3:00 PM
Wed: Kingdom Hearts : 4:30 PM
Thurs: Devil May Cry: 9:00 PM
Fri: Mario Kart World: 10:00 PM CT
Sat: Hollow Knight Silksong: 9:00 PM CT

twitch.tv/pokeyscrypt

Monday: Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Torna: The Golden Country : 6:30 PM CT
Tuesday: Borderlands: 5:00 PM CT
Wednesday: Kingdom Hearts: 5:00 PM CT
Thursday: Devil May Cry: 9:00 PM CT
Friday: Mario Kart World: 10:00 PM CT
Saturday: Hollow Knight: Silksong: 9:00 PM CT

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Pokey. you know. that bitch from the crypt. @pokeyscrypt.bsky.social · 2m

Genuinely terrifiying

Mario Tennis Power Tour screenshot for gba, further in same scene, toadsworth enters and explains "Mario's here to get Pokey."

Pokey. you know. that bitch from the crypt. @pokeyscrypt.bsky.social · 4m

same energy

screenshot of Mario Tennis: Power Tour for GBA in which Mario surprises the player characters by annoucning "It's-a me!" from off screen suddenly after 8 hours and becoming the champion

Mario has Logged In. from toilet in wonderland.

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zymurge @zmrg.bsky.social · Dec 29

F& :: it's bb again.. ALWAYS BB!! #AnthologyOfTheKiller #AOTK #OfTheKiller

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Necrogirlia @necrogirlia.bsky.social · 18d

I think im happy with how this turned out...excited to stream again soon ..

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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 1h

#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark

Silver age panel of Wonder Woman. She is several stories tall as she stands outside around a carnival or a boardwalk or something. She is holding a phallic looking hoagie and biting down at one end with crunching sound effects. Narration: “But to Steve’s astonishment….” Down on the ground a teeny tiny Steve Trevor looks up in disbelief and says, “SHE’S WOLFING IT DOWN!“

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Bootsies @bootsies.bsky.social · 1h

Bootsies fans, rev up those boots! The Bootsies Demo is releasing on Steam on October 13 as part of #SteamNextFest! Fight friends and rivals online with rollback netcode and chase high scores in arcade mode!

Check out the demo below, wishlist Bootsies & keep up to date!

#indiegame #fgc #gamedev

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oofXD @oofmasterxd.bsky.social · Sep 11

wtf, dude!?

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Pokey. you know. that bitch from the crypt. @pokeyscrypt.bsky.social · 1h

Good klost klaumfie

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Generic NewWave Band @polarcartoons.bsky.social · 18h

Seeing micro furs on my tl

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Dooper @dooper.live · 13h

When you learn knowing all the lines from Shrek causes Autism.

#lowpoly #animation

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Scott Feeney @graue.bsky.social · 4h

Stolen to add alt text

Three panels of screens from the Simpsons.

1: Lisa, with a panicked look, pulling an unconscious Bart in a wagon toward their parents' room, says, "A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland."

2: Homer and Marge rise up in bed with looks of terror on their faces.

3: BART continues, with a big smile, "In Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario - but it's also thrilling to watch!"

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CaptainXero @captainxero.bsky.social · 12h

Gallica never knows when to shut her little mouth now does she?

Unfortunately for her this time, Hulkenberg got an earful and was quick to retort in her own, bullish way.

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🔞 sumiaou @sumiaou.bsky.social · 5h

artistic liberty

affax's fox OC with my character Sketch. affax is lounging on a chaise with paws and tail swaying in the air. A black sheer robe is loosely draped around his body. On a table next to him is an immaculate burger. Sketch is painting the burger

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#DOITFORSHIIKO | Lillie Ver.Ka 🏳️‍⚧️ @heat--end.bsky.social · 4h

shes so fast she has afterimages...

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ivygm.bsky.social @ivygm.bsky.social · 20d

My name is Alan, and Ive woke up to a real american nightmare! I better get control of this situation before i experience a quantum break! and if that happens, im in for a world of max pain!!

a man with long hair and a beard is looking down

ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is looking down

media.tenor.com

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Pokey. you know. that bitch from the crypt. @pokeyscrypt.bsky.social · 5h

It auto corrected Kai to Kau. Kai is a friend of mine who is also a purple haired and horned bitch

Pokey. you know. that bitch from the crypt. @pokeyscrypt.bsky.social · 5h

Every time I see shuten doji my mind fails to load and loads kau as the identifier first

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YUNYANG. // comms open! @yunyang.bsky.social · 2d

Day 5! Shuten Doji #FGO

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Pokey. you know. that bitch from the crypt. @pokeyscrypt.bsky.social · 6h

Hot

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Smapps @jellysmapps.bsky.social · 7h

draw unmarketable freaky shit.

learn enough realism that you can draw an attractice to you person's head on a cartoonishly, mega giant and impossibly fat body.

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Pokey. you know. that bitch from the crypt. @pokeyscrypt.bsky.social · 6h

Does this mean you're one too if you're getting it free

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RavenCourse @ravencourse.bsky.social · 9h

Happy Tinkaton Day.

Which also conveniently is on the same day as Sena Xenoblade 3 Day.

Trust me, go look it up.

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Aaron Schmit @aaronschmit.bsky.social · 10h

Happy Tinkaton Day in Japan!

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Zay Feathers @dragonfeatherss.bsky.social · Feb 17

I need to be restrained

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andou 🍩 @andou.gay · 9h

ONLY 5 MORE ANGEL ANDOU BUTTONS LEFT!

then all andou merch will be sold out for now!

so please grab it while you still can!

www.andou.shop/product/ange...

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