Pope of Spooky Town
@popeofchilitown.bsky.social
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They’re all bangers in my heart. He/him. 🍉
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popeofchilitown.bsky.social
The only app to ever solve a problem that hadn’t been solved already is Shazam.
helldude.bsky.social
what exactly has gotten better for the average person in the past 20 years with all the innovation such as AI, exactly? what's the social use case here
popeofchilitown.bsky.social
I’m more worried about all the innocent people they’re murdering
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popeofchilitown.bsky.social
“Zitronian Jihad” would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
popeofchilitown.bsky.social
“Kindness” is what I call rabies
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navmecheng.bsky.social
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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popeofchilitown.bsky.social
“Zitronian Jihad” would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
popeofchilitown.bsky.social
lol she blocked me

Sloppers gonna slop
popeofchilitown.bsky.social
If they succeed in privatizing the NHS, it’s not just universal healthcare they’ll lose.

No more funny stories about a guy who ate too much cola bottle and put himself in hospital.
popeofchilitown.bsky.social
This type of story can only be written in a light tone in a country with universal healthcare.

In America it would be a tale of ruinous medical debt.
popeofchilitown.bsky.social
British dudes love to be in hospital
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manucleardevice.bsky.social
Love that they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to the sentient version of this tweet
Jane
@Whooping_Jane
blonde-haired blue-eyed person named something like Sabine
Mengele-Eichmann: my country, Venezuela, yearns for freedom
1:40 PM • 2/3/19 • Twitter Web Client
popeofchilitown.bsky.social
Everything must be puréed in the content slurry
popeofchilitown.bsky.social
It’s very “looks like you boys had fun playing outside!” coded
popeofchilitown.bsky.social
This is way more threatening than it needs to be
A paywall notice that says “You’ve read your last free article.”
popeofchilitown.bsky.social
*record scratch, freeze frame*

Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
popeofchilitown.bsky.social
Colbert should be double-canceled for this
erinbiba.bsky.social
Oh my god???

“producers asked if he’d like to do a “thumbs-up, thumbs-down” segment. Prompts included “Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: Hamas” and “Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: a Palestinian state,””

“I just couldn’t believe what was happening, That a genocide could be distilled into a late-night game.”
The Late Show Pitched Zohran Mamdani a ‘Game’ About Palestine
He and his team passed on playing “Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: a Palestinian state.”
www.vulture.com
popeofchilitown.bsky.social
I would simply eat a delicious burger and solve two problems at once (me being hungry and John Roberts existing)