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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 1h

A sore-ry province

Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 1h

lol she blocked me

Sloppers gonna slop

Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 4h

“This tarot deck is no longer available for purchase.”

a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods .

Alt: Sad monkey

media.tenor.com

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 4h

r/everydaycarry

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 5h

If they succeed in privatizing the NHS, it’s not just universal healthcare they’ll lose.

No more funny stories about a guy who ate too much cola bottle and put himself in hospital.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 5h

This type of story can only be written in a light tone in a country with universal healthcare.

In America it would be a tale of ruinous medical debt.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 5h

British dudes love to be in hospital

Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 6h

every line of this story keeps getting better

Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge

Nathan Rimmington ate his way through 3kg of sweets - and doctors were shocked he survived.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 1d

Love that they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to the sentient version of this tweet

Jane
@Whooping_Jane
blonde-haired blue-eyed person named something like Sabine
Mengele-Eichmann: my country, Venezuela, yearns for freedom
1:40 PM • 2/3/19 • Twitter Web Client

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 6h

Whose base is anymay

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 6h

Obvious AI.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 18h

Everything must be puréed in the content slurry

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 18h

It’s very “looks like you boys had fun playing outside!” coded

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 18h

This is way more threatening than it needs to be

A paywall notice that says “You’ve read your last free article.”

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 19h

*record scratch, freeze frame*

Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 19h

Colbert should be double-canceled for this

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 23h

Oh my god???

“producers asked if he’d like to do a “thumbs-up, thumbs-down” segment. Prompts included “Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: Hamas” and “Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: a Palestinian state,””

“I just couldn’t believe what was happening, That a genocide could be distilled into a late-night game.”

The Late Show Pitched Zohran Mamdani a ‘Game’ About Palestine

He and his team passed on playing “Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: a Palestinian state.”

www.vulture.com

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 19h

I would simply eat a delicious burger and solve two problems at once (me being hungry and John Roberts existing)

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grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 19h

NOT KNOWING WHY PLAYBOY MANOR HAD PEACOCKS is the good path
KNOWING WHY PLAYBOY MANOR HAD PEACOCKS is the bad path

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 19h

Damn it sucks to know this!

Hugh Hefner, a real piece of shit!

grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 19h

Peacocks bird sound plausibly sounds like a woman screaming. I'll let you fill in the gaps on why The Playboy Manor might want that plausibility.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 20h

They seem on track to do it by 2030. This type of thing doesn’t usually come in ahead of schedule, but January 2029 isn’t impossible!

I believe in you, President Xi.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 20h

God I hope China lands people on the moon before Trump’s term is out, after all of NASA’s remaining budget has been given to Elon Musk.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 20h

Festive colors!

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 21h

Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · Feb 11

Bowl of Hamburger Helper with the Dark Souls text overlay that reads “HAMBURGER HELPED”

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 21h

Took them long enough istg

Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 21h

You are sent to a desert island for the rest of your life. Reasons irrelevant. You are allowed to bring one movie, book, and album.

What are they?

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 21h

Finally some good news

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