Dan Douglas
@dandouglas.bsky.social
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dandouglas.bsky.social
very good to know! was so happy when the adult turned up and tried to scare me off
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jessothomson.co.uk
It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case
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alexbpart.bsky.social
George Miller, 80, easily able to coast out the rest of his life and affirm his legacy as an old school filmmaker who stayed relevant and made shit that lasted in and compelled the culture for the better part of 50 years, absolute optimal goals for any artist, is getting into the slop game
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bakoon.bsky.social
i believe he actually can do this though
dandouglas.bsky.social
went back 15 mins later and it hadn’t moved, but suddenly a big squirrel ran down a branch and started kicking off so i assume that was mam. just went back to check a few hours later and it was gone! feels like the best outcome i could have hoped for, hope the little guy makes it
dandouglas.bsky.social
on the school run this morning we found a dazed young squirrel motionless on the pavement, likely fallen from a tree. no others around we could see or hear. picked it up, tried to warm it and in time it opened its eyes, yelped and started moving. left it in a secluded spot nearby
a young grey squirrel sits in a cloth bag with eyes closed a young grey squirrel sits in a cloth bag with eyes open
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meemalee.bsky.social
Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI
"They're trying to convince people they can't do the things they've been doing easily for years - to write emails, to write a presentation. Your daughter wants you to make up a bedtime story about puppies - to write that for you." We will get to the point, she says with a grim laugh, "that you will essentially become just a skin bag of organs and bones, nothing else. You won't know anything and you will be told repeatedly that you can't do it, which is the opposite of what life has to offer. Capitulating all kinds of decisions like where to go on vacation, what to wear today, who to date, what to eat.
People are already doing this. You won't have to process grief, because you'll have uploaded photos and voice messages from your mother who just died, and then she can talk to you via AI video call every day. One of the ways it's going to destroy humans, long before there's a nuclear disaster, is going to be the emotional hollowing-out of people." - author and filmmaker Justine Bateman from a piece by Emine Saner for the Guardian
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pauljholden.com
Very much the dead internet. All those comics marvel did with ugly great big AR symbols on top of gorgeous art, evey qr code on the back of every book. All now filled with the equivalent of digital landfill.
chronicleflask.katday.com
Yikes. Just got a message from my child’s school: some children’s books by Andrew Cope (inc. Spy Dogs, Spy Cats, and Spy Pups series) have a printed URL at the back. This used to go to the author’s website, but now goes to an “adult content” site.

So, yeah… be careful with that URL 😳
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lordbusinessman.bsky.social
And the -transition period- from 'we trust video because that's what our eyeballs and brains are trained to do' to 'anything that appears on a screen, moving or not, static or not, interactive or not, is a potential scam or agitprop' s going to be hellacious
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lowqualityregen.bsky.social
Having this person doing some work in your house and trying to find common ground by explaining that you're not sold on digital ID either
excelpope.net
See yer da’s got a new car.
dandouglas.bsky.social
to be clear: you can drive a souped-up uninsured car with a fake numberplate at over 130mph while evading police, hit-and-run someone who later has his leg amputated, concoct an elaborate lie about it all, and be allowed to drive again in less than 6 years www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Merthyr Tydfil hit-and-run driver caught by Ring doorbell - BBC News
Anthony Tregonning reported his car stolen in an attempted cover-up before admitting he hit a worker.
www.bbc.co.uk
dandouglas.bsky.social
loads of racist shitheads rioting outside hotels housing desperate asylum seekers who are treated abysmally cos some Sunday Times Rich List cunt is creaming off obscene profits makes my heart swell with patriotic pride 🇬🇧 www.bbc.com/news/article...
Asylum hotel provider makes £180m profit despite claims of inedible food and rationed loo paper - BBC News
Asylum seekers and charities tell BBC of "terrible" conditions as accommodation provider makes millions.
www.bbc.com
dandouglas.bsky.social
what idiot called it thinking with your dick instead of
a Co-op delivery lorry with the slogan “We’re member driven” emblazoned on the trailer
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minnierahman.bsky.social
In all honesty, it’s not rhetoric any more. It’s not narrative. I’ve experienced more racism in the last 4 months than I can ever remember. The wheels are off in the UK and it’s being led by 3 political parties.
dandouglas.bsky.social
lol I had been wearing it for about 3 minutes when I left the pharmacist and went to a newsagent and it inflated just as I grabbed a drink from the fridge so I just stood there on standby mode holding the bottle and failing to look normal until it finished
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merrittk.com
You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James
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tomwalker.bsky.social
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
dandouglas.bsky.social
wearing a blood pressure monitor armband for 24 hours which automatically inflates and squeezes every hour overnight, fascinated to find out how my dreaming brain interprets it
a shot from the closing scenes of Carrie (1976) with a girl in white approaching a wooden cross grave which has “FOR SALE” written on it and is graffitied
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mohammedandheba68.bsky.social
I write this with tears in my eyes، I can't take it anymore.

I'm completely exhausted. I suffer in silence.

All that matters to me is keeping my family safe, Please help me buy healthy food.

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dandouglas.bsky.social
very funny imagining the samsung upper management email chains as this tweet nears 20 million views and thousands of people dunk on him like, “what kind of bozo wears a smart ring”